Today I stayed home sick. I noticed that my jerk neighbors were home, so I ordered a pizza to their house. I watched as it arrived and they answered the door then got into a bit of a fight with the delivery boy, I could tell they were being harsh. Eventually they slammed the door in his face. So right at that moment I walked outside with my dog, you know, like I was casually taking him for a walk, and I saw the delivery boy and waved. I walked over and said, “Hey what went down there? I know they can be real jerks” and he grumbled about how he must have made a mistake and how now he was stuck with the pizza. So I patted his back and tried to act all sympathetic and then I said, “Hey man, if it’ll help you out I’ll give you five bucks for it right now” and he nodded and gave it to me.
So that’s how I got a 25 dollar pizza for five dollars.