but without a doubt my favorite thing about Hamlet is the fricking Julius Caeser references Shakespeare sneaks in like having Polonius say he payed Julius Caeser in a play and then Polonius fricking gets STABBED like in the next scene and having Horatio say ‘I am more an Antique Roman than a Noble Dane" like if you think about it Hamlet could be interpreted as just a really long commerical for Julius Caeser
What if someone made a movie set in the future, where overpopulation is threatening the human race. As a result the government issues a law banning straight marriages, in an attempt to lower the birth rates. Then, people start suing saying that it’s unethical to make a certain love illegal. The irony would be so unbearable.
700lb guy goes to the doctor with his mom about losing weight. Doctor asks her if she cooks for him, and she says that she thinks that she cooks healthy and sets a good example for her son. She is wearing a hamburger and French fry sweatshirt.