“The thing is, I push the button, and by the time I get my hands underneath, it’s gone!”
I’m idly observing the sharp green corners ofButcher’s Broom (Ruscus aculeatus) planted outside - before I’ve even set foot in the toilets at Kew Gardens, I’ve already heard the exit poll rumours. Inside, it’s loud. It is a Sunday. There are lots of children. Mothers who aren’t sure if their boys are really maybe a bit too old to be in here look shyly at the tile and root about in their bags for nothing at all. And the toilets are a bit whiffy, truth be told.
The toilets have a tide! I stand and watch as the water level in the bowl rises and then falls, up and down; it’s almost breathing, almost alive. Is this legal? What does it mean?
Interesting column for dispensing the TP, and that old issue of replacement toilet seats that don’t give full coverage of the lip of the bowl.
The rumours were right. No sooner have you pushed down on the tap, the flow has stopped. It is like being at school, and not in a good way. In the event you do manage get your hands wet, here we have both a Dyson Airblade and a generic hand dryer. I use the Airblade first, and then dry the trademark ‘bracelet’ of wet skin the Airblade can’t reach on the other unit. It’s nice to be leaving.
Hell9! I’m s9rry if this greeting seems a 6it late. I’ve 6een… dis9riented, I supp9se.
Welc9me t9 my 6l9g! I’m Kankri, 6ut if y9u kn9w an9ther 6y that name then Sign will d9 just fine. H9w are y9u tw9? Has the evening treated y9u well? What have y9u 6een up t9, if y9u d9n’t mind my asking.
It’s n9t Signless, it’s Mr.Vantas 9r Sign9r, which ever y9u like. Anyways, the play is a tale 9f tw9 cities, I have already said it 9nce 6ef9re 6ut students really d9n’t like t9 listen these days it seems.
I havwe not been sayin friendly things? You havwe no evwidence, and thus cannot provwe shit?
Y9u invited me t9 watch a m9vie with y9u, all 6ut said I c9uld invite my flushed interest, argued with me f9r tw9 nights a69ut my typing speed (that y9u were eventually f9rced t9 amend y9ur 9riginal statement a69ut) and express w9rry a69ut me and my well6eing fairly regularly.