tw butterfly

muse: *breathes near someone they may get along with*

other rper: y’know i think they could maybe sorta be kinda cute toge-

me: sign me the FUCK up 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀👀 👌👌Good shit

f/f otp au prompts

since femslash february is coming up, take these from my hands and do what u will

  • ive been waiting YEARS to find someone who also thinks the single female character in this kids’ cartoon is cooler and wouldve been a better leader than any of the guys were, come yell with me about how great she is over drinks
  • i dont want to make any assumptions, but you seem pretty nervous about going into the bathroom, and my sister is trans so im used to helping her feel better about these situations if u want some support
  • ive been telling my friend all day that i think the butch/femme dynamic is unnecessarily gendered but you are the most butch woman ive ever met and im Really Into It
  • when you were drunk at my party you came over and petted my hair and told me that my skin was like a really long road with a sunset on it, and when i asked what the fuck that meant you threw up on my shoes, so welcome to my house, want some eggs for breakfast
  • the video of you beating the shit out of a guy who tried to steal your purse went viral at the exact time my video about me ripping a big chunk of wood in half with my bare hands went viral and now the internet ships us as a joke meme but youre actually really cute??
  • we both started doing femslash february for the same really rare ship and while im glad theres more content for it, i am aggressively competitive, meet me in the pit, for every drabble you write ill write two, come @ me motherfucker
  • im helping clean up after the pride parade and you are being harassed by a very confused elderly lady trying to figure out why there are so many rainbow patches everywhere, dont worry, ill help you out
  • theres this really annoying straight guy in our queer lit class and every time he speaks we share A Look ™ and it is honestly the most positive emotional interaction ive had in years
  • you were drunk and texted me instead of your ex on accident, but the only thing you were texting was really cute pictures of cats and i fucking love cats so i didnt stop you, uh hi?
  • you run a makeup youtube that i watch all the time for tips and i run a music youtube and youve downloaded all my songs, fancy seeing you here at the lgbt panel of this con, huh

Well, that was an explosive season one, with 12 confirmed kills! Of course, Star probably killed a lot more than that, including an entire pile of goblins in a flashback, and probably all* of Ludo’s minions.

*except for Buttfrog and the fly

Link to the blank picture above for those of you who want to make a better one (or to use for your own personal reasons) here

3

Absolutely couldn’t stand the thought of missing them hatch so I got one of my 2 gallon glass tea jugs, stuffed the hole with paper towels, and filled it with grass, roots, some dirt, clovers, sticks to hang their chrysalis on, and their favorite, dill. If they’re about out of their lil herb munchies, I’ll go grab some parsley and dill and refuel. A quick Googling proved both of these to be girls! Sisters! 

svtfoe drinking game

take a shot every time marco says stars name

take a shot every time star says marcos name

take a shot every time star is oblivious to her feelings for marco

take a shot every time marco is a dork (if watching naysaya, just take shots continuously)

take 2 shots every time Janna does/says something suggestive

finish ur drink when Jackie says “see marco, you’re adorable when you laugh at yourself”

take a shot every time u find urself thinking about what the hell toffee is up too

take a shot when star shows evidence of being autistic

take a shot when marco shows evidence of being trans

every twelve hours we dont have a new episode, finish the whole fuckign bottle

butterfly I

there was a time around the age of seven
I killed
butterflies for fun
 
a gross exploration of
power dominance
 
clasped in my hands
like a cage
their little legs pounded
tickled me
 
I pinched them by the wings
like tissue paper
crunch crinkle
ripped them off
 
they were naked beauties
insect bodies
writhing worming wriggling
mercy was not given
 
my child hands flung them
into dirt
dust clogged eyes and antennas
but I moved mountains
onto them
quashed them
 
I am not a madwoman

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