tvd fun

Kai Parker you may be a little psychotic piece of shit, but you one funny as hell piece of psychotic shit. I literally was laughing my ass off at you this episode, especially when you kept calling Stefan by anything BUT his real name. I’m gonna miss you, you irredeemable pile of fuckable trash. Have fun listening to Spin Doctors for all eternity. I’ll eat a cupcake on your behalf.

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“What are your best memories from shooting The Vampire Diaries?” - Vampire Attraction Con 2016 (x)

anonymous asked:

actually chris said that it wasnt him running that kai twitter acc

Oh I know exactly what Chris said, but it was the way he said it!

When I saw this tweet, my first thought was: That literally sounds like something Kai would say! Like, I’m picturing:

Damon: Did you blow up that building?!
Kai: Nooooo of course not! Wish I could take credit though, whoever did it was super clever!!
Caroline: *looks at the camera like she’s on The Office*

Next up is the selfies, now maybe these were posted somewhere else first and I just missed it, but “Kai” had access to the actual photos taken on set - these weren’t just screencapped from the episode.

Now Chris also posted this photo later at 6:18pm the same day, with the caption “No comment.”

And finally, “Kai” tweeted about Chris encouraging people to follow him:

AND CHRIS REPLIED 1 SINGLE MINUTE LATER. Y’know, 1 minute, approximately the time it takes to log out of one twitter account and into another.

And again, the way he says this just feels like a joke to me! He seriously doesn’t run it guys, don’t trust anything he says… *wink wink*

Top 5 ships

Thank you Jazzy @bellarkelifestyle and Jae @ethereal-bellarke for tagging me.And now there’s gonna be tears brace yourselves!

1.BELLARKE

Originally posted by fyeahbellarke

All of you know i’m obsessed with this ship.They are everything look at how perfect they are.Shit i’m crying again. ‘’If i’m on that list you’re on that list!’’+’’Together’’+’’I need you’’

2.Delena

Originally posted by perfectfeelings

Ok so this was my first ship.They are the beginning of my shipping adventures.And this scene here messed me tf up! I am too weak for this damn it!

‘’I will always choose you”+’’I’m mad at you because I love you!’’

3.Stydia

Originally posted by maraduff

The most legendary slow burn ship in the history of slow burn ships.It was a torture to wait but totally worth it.LOVE THEM!

‘’Remember I love you.”

4.Klaroline

Originally posted by sueniosrotosaunconilucion-world

This scene right here is a masterpiece.It gives me chills when I think about it.GIVE ME LOOOVEEEE

‘’He was your first love and I intend to be your last’’+”I enjoy you”+”I’ve tried to stop thinking about you,and I can’t” (Klaus you are killin me rn)

5.Spallen

Originally posted by amanitacaplan

They were super cute together and i’m so sad it didn’t work out.

Idk any quotes for this one but oh well lol

And tagging: @iamkstewteam @nancybvers @bl-ake @carrieeve @bellamystery @bel-ami-blake @frecklessbellamy @youovercomeit @that-damn-booklion

‘maybe’ (damon salvatore au)

Plot: You get stood up on a date at a restaurant that your ex Tyler Lockwood frequents. Panicking, you pull a handsome stranger to you and he graciously agrees to be your fake date. Of course, things don’t ever go smoothly as they seem.

Pairings: Damon Salvatore x Reader, Tyler Lockwood x Reader

Warnings: cursing, slight violence, sudden kissing

A/N: Hello everyone!! This is my first official Damon piece. I think it kind of sucks but I also kind of like it! Please let me know what you think! (also no gifs are mine!)


You’d been waiting for over an hour and your date still hadn’t shown up. It was your first date after getting out of a three year relationship, and boy was it a hit to your ego. You were about to get up and leave when you saw your ex out of the corner of your eye. Without thinking, you grabbed the person closest to you and and pulled them into the seat next to yours.

“Look I’m so sorry, but my ex just walked in here and if I’m sitting alone, I’ll just look pathetic so please play along for a few,” you whisper, keeping an eye out for your ex and still not looking at the person you pulled next to you.

“So my options for tonight are a) go on a fake date with a girl who’s got nice hair or b) go home and drink. Eh, I think I’ll pick b.” You hear the guy next to you shrug and try to stand, and you pull him down once again.

“Look,” you turn to face him and for a second, you forget how to breathe. He’s got piercing blue-green eyes, teal almost. His hair is raven-colored and shaggy, a tuft falling across his forehead as he looks at you with furrowed brows. Oddly enough, he seemed familiar but you couldn’t put your finger on how. Had you hooked up with him? No, you certainly would’ve remembered a man like him. A hand waving in front of you pulls out out of your daze.

“My name’s Damon. What did you want to say?” He watches you, a glimmer of recognition in his eyes as he takes in your features.

“S-sorry, Damon. My name is Y/N, and I’m sorry that I just pulled you down. But my date stood me up and this would’ve been my first date after getting out of a three year relationship, and–”

“Hey, hey, relax,” he lays a hand on your shoulder and raises his brows. “I’ll pretend to be your date.”

“Thank you, thank you, thank you,” you smile widely and squeeze his shoulder. “Dinner’s on me, okay? And order as many drinks as you want. I know you’d rather drink at home, but you’re here now so might as well. Right?”

Originally posted by u-are-my-sun-shine

“Right,” he chuckles and places a hand over your shoulder. “Douchebag is heading our way.”

“What?” You furrow your brows as Damon grabs a menu and looks it over. Before you can press him further, your ex walks over to you and leans against the table.

“Ah, Y/N. What a sight for sore eyes,” he smiles widely, almost teasingly as he looks at Damon. “And who is this?”

“Hey Tyler. This is my date, Damon,” you put on a fake smile and Damon looks up from the menu, narrowing his eyes at Tyler.

“Ah, Tyler the ex. I’m Damon, as the pretty lady said. Nice to meet you,” he smirks and holds a hand out to Tyler who accepts the gesture.

“How did you two meet?” Tyler smirks at Damon and I, just waiting for something to seem out of place.

“We live in the same apartment complex. She had ten boxes and multiple large bags and she refused help until I told her the elevator was broken. It wasn’t, but I needed an excuse to get to know her,” Damon smiles at you over his shoulder and you laugh, shaking your head as you remember that day.

So that’s where you knew him from! You knew he looked familiar. Your first day in the complex was so hard; you’d never lived alone before, everything was so foreign to you. You felt anxious and couldn’t sleep and found yourself having a panic attack a few times throughout the night. You couldn’t remember much from your first few weeks at your apartment.

“Nice,” Tyler chuckles and shakes his head and looks at you. “That’s a cheap whore move if I’ve ever seen one.”

“If anyone is a cheap whore here, Tyler, it’s you. You cheated, not me!”

“I only cheated because you’re a worthless piece of–”

“Watch your ugly little mouth, Tyler,” Damon stands up, fists clenched at the sides as he glares at Tyler. “You’re going to either walk back to your table or get the hell out of here before I beat you to a pulp.”

“Right, like that’s–”

Before Tyler can finish his sentence, he’s sent to the ground by one of Damon’s punches. Damon moves to punch him again, but you stand and grab his arm. Without a word to him, you start walking out of the restaurant and pull him along with you.

“What are you doing? Let me give that guy a piece of–”

You turn around and press your lips against his, relief and calm settling over you as he gently snakes his arms around your waist.

“I thought you didn’t remember me?” Damon whispers, kissing your jaw as you move your head back.

“You looked familiar, but I couldn’t figure out why. To be honest, the first few weeks at the apartment were a blur,” you sigh as he bites down on your neck. “Maybe we should take this to my place?”

“Maybe,” he pulls away from you, a smirk on his face as he wraps an around your waist and uses the other one to hail a cab. You never thought getting stood up would lead to so much fun.