tv:parks and recreation

  • Tony: I literally have one thousand questions. Why is Cap wearing headphones, what's wine and cheese club, and what is Pepper complaining about?
  • Natasha: You, mostly. How you never let her vent 'cuz you're always too busy trying to solve everything for her.
  • Steve: [shouting] You've fallen into a classic trap, Tony! Trying to fix a woman's problems instead of just listening to what they are!
  • Tony: [shouting back] Why are you yelling?
  • Steve: [holding up an iPod] Bruce put all of my records into this rectangle! The songs just play one right after the other! This is an excellent rectangle.
  • Holtzmann: From now on, we'll be using codenames. You will address me as "Eagle one."
  • Abby, codename "Been there, done that."
  • Erin is "Currently doing that."
  • Jennifer is "It happened once in a dream."
  • Kevin, codename "If I had to pick a dude."
  • And Patty is "Eagle Two."
  • Patty: Oh thank God