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✩ *: ・゚ - GAME GRUMPS SENTENCE STARTERS.

feel free to change pronouns & such !

  • ❝ follow your stupid fucking dreams. ❞
  • ❝ finally, I can murder cats. ❞
  • ❝ it’s really satisfying because you squeeze it & it goes everywhere. ❞
  • ❝ wouldn’t it be funny if you like, loose a family member ?
  • ❝ you gotta ask yourself : what am i gonna put up with today ?
  • ❝ not fucking this- ❞
  • ❝ if i can’t be the best, i can sure as hell be the worse. ❞
  • ❝ i have three seconds to say words- i will say these. ❞
  • ❝ could you imagine if your body was completely constructed out of ballsack material ? ❞
  • ❝ there he is ! what’s up ____ ? ❞
  • ❝ i don’t have to die if i pause. ❞
  • ❝ you had ALL these flavors… & you chose to be salty. ❞
  • ❝ nothing like a gunshot to the face to really mellow someone out. ❞
  • ❝ do you think i came out of the pussy drawing fucking mozart ?
  • ❝ i did it. i accomplished my dreams &- i died. i fuCKING DIED !! ❞
  • ❝ no matter how deep a friendship is, you can end it really quickly with a sledgehammer. ❞
  • ❝ i just don’t like sheep. that’s the choice that i’ve made. ❞
  • ❝ everything bad has… you know, has a good. ❞
  • ❝ i get winded if i open the fridge too fast. ❞
  • ❝ …yeah i’m gonna go ride space mountain a bajillion times like a normal person. ❞
  • ❝ dude just be fucking goofy, let your goof be free; you know ? ❞
  • ❝ …go on ~ ❞
  • ❝ those tits…. have you considered calming them ? ❞
  • ❝ without you, i’ m like a sad japanese man.❞