wops about that poly headcanon ask with optimus,ratchet and human i never clarified which soooo,,,,TFP pls?
- Both of these Lorge Boys are pretty against PDA, but when it comes down to private moments with each other? It’ll be hard to get them away from you.
- They’re both extremely protective of you, and take it upon themselves to worry about you 24/7. You appreciate the sentiment, but a papercut is not going to kill you.
- You’re their anchor throughout everything that’s going on. Your natural calming composure, as a human, just seems to affect them for the better. Let either of them pet you and that bot is guaranteed to be at least 30% calmer.
- Though they can’t really return them, they both love getting kisses. If you’re a very affectionate person, and smooch them often, you’ll have them wrapped around your finger within minutes.
- Ratchet overworks himself often, so it’s up to you and Optimus to bring him back to Earth and make sure he doesn’t accidentally offline himself from working so hard. Optimus will pick him up and carry him off and away from his work station, taking(more like dragging) him to your collective Berthroom to make sure he sleeps.
- Ratchet is surprisingly cuddly, if you can get him comfortable enough for it. He’ll use your stomach as a pillow(not fully lying his weight on you, of course) just to be close to you. It’s really sweet.
- Optimus has a weird sense of humor neither you or Ratchet understand. You love him dearly, but you just… don’t get his jokes, is all.
- Gr8 relationship. 10/10