I’m a lazy, lying, self-obsessed, drug-abusing, cheating fornicator with a filthy mouth. And no ambition. And I think your God, if He really does exist. He’s not more than a stocious muppet who smells His own farts.
“A woman needs to know how to be strong, stand on her own… a'course, boy or a girl, if you’re lucky enough to fall in love you hafta be even stronger… fight like a lion to keep it alive… so that on the day your love is weak enough… or selfish enough… or friggin’ stupid enough to run away, you have the strength to track him down and eat ‘im alive.”
ABOUT ME - 6/? favorite female characters: Tulip O’Hare (Preacher)
“You’re in shock.
Just a power like this coming out of the blue like it, I don’t know what it is. It’s very shocking, it is.
I mean, sure, it might even feel like a curse, but… just you consider this, all right?
It doesn’t have to be.
Someone like you… with something like this.
I mean, come on, Padre, you just imagine the possibilities here, huh?”
Remember that scene in the kitchen with Tulip and Cassidy and we all thought there was going to be a fight about their “relationship” but it ended up like
“I am Jesse’s favourite”
“Nope, I am his favourite”