I DREAM OF JEANNIE: If you had three wishes for this week, what would those wishes be?
For our downstairs air conditioner to repair itself at no charge, for my car air conditioner to repair itself at no charge, and for my shoulder to stop hurting at no charge.
BEWTICHED: If you had witchy powers you could use to enact a little harmless revenge, what would you use your powers for?
For all republicans to be injected with a healthy dose of empathy and self-doubt.
MARY TYLER MOORE: If you were a part of a local evening news team, what segment would you present, i.e., weather, breaking news, sports, etc.
THE ADDAMS FAMILY: Name something odd/unique/quirky about your family.
GILLIGAN’S ISLAND: What useful item would you bring to a deserted island?
HAPPY DAYS: Favorite after-school hangout
LAVERNE AND SHIRLEY: Favorite roommate?
I LOVE LUCY: All-time favorite comedienne?
LASSIE: Current pet(s) name(s)?
Derby, Neko, Maia, Snuffles, Rosetta, Tetris
DENNIS THE MENACE: Most mischievous thing you did as a kid?
I blew up the Challenger.