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STARBOMB WEEK 2 SYNOPSIS

Monday, February 13
Original Series – Episode Premiere                              
Star vs. The Forces of Evil “Mathmagic” 
(7:00 – 7:15 A.M. EST)
When Star refuses to solve a problem in math class, she learns that avoiding her least favorite subject may have cosmic repercussions. 
*Jim Gaffigan (“The Jim Gaffigan Show”) recurs as Father Time; Carl Weathers (“Rocky”) guest stars as Omnitraxus Prime.
TV-Y7

Tuesday, February 14
Original Series – Episode Premiere                              
Star vs. The Forces of Evil “The Bounce Lounge” 
(7:00 – 7:15 A.M. EST)
When Star discovers that the Bounce Lounge is closing, she and Marco enlist their old Bounce Crew to make sure the party continues. 
*Constance Shulman (“Orange Is the New Black”) guest stars as Milly and Dana Davis (“Franklin & Bash”) recurs as Kelly.
TV-Y7

Wednesday, February 15
Original Series – Episode Premiere                              
Star vs. The Forces of Evil “Crystal Clear” 
(7:00 – 7:15 A.M. EST)
Rhombulus is convinced that Star is the source of a universe-wide magical glitch and brings them before the Chancellor of the Magical High Commission.  
TV-Y7

Thursday, February 16
Original Series – Episode Premiere                              
Star vs. The Forces of Evil “The Hard Way” 
(7:00 – 7:15 A.M. EST)
Ludo forces Glossaryck to teach him about the Book of Spells.
TV-Y7

Rick and Morty, a TV-14 show: Ok so we will have the main characters naked but obscure their privates by using the scenery around them because bluring it out seems a bit cheap. also we’ll show them for as little time as possibly for the joke to work.

The Amazing World of Gumball, a Y7-FV show: Fuck it, just tell the animators to put a blur on it. oh, he’s naked for like half the episode? who gives a fuck no one will notice

G-Rated Ways Kanan and Hera could probably “do it” or show clear sexual tension within acceptable Disney TV-Y7 radars...

- Kanan strolling into Hera’s quarters perhaps for a talk. They “gaze” at each other and the we see the POV from the outside of the doorway. And then the door closes and we see Hera and Kanan approach but never get a glimpse of their next action by the time the doors shut.

- Kanan and Hera sit in proximity. Then Kanan, having been blinded, is clearly searching for any trace of physical intimacy and his fingerless-gloved hands reaches for Hera’s gloved hands and they start twiddling their fingers. And then Kanan slowly yanks off his glove while the hand remains in contact with Hera’s fingers. Then Hera slithers her hand out her glove, and his hand, getting the message, starts helping her hand out of her glove, and their bare hands are caressing. Child viewers will think it’s cute. But it’s clear what these gestures mean to adult viewers. 

I know I bring up a lot, but: holy shit,I really admire the consistency of how Zuko talks about his father, and how you can tell on rewatch–even in the first book–that Zuko just wants his father’s love and acceptance, and how he desperately wants to believe that his father actually cares about him.

Literally it’s just:

Person: Your father doesn’t really love you…
Zuko: How DARE you. 

(I should really redo that “Zuko talking about his father” post again, or maybe try to gif it)

Also, going bask to that ask I got earlier: this is one reason why you don’t need a higher rating to achieve depth. If Avatar has taught us anything, it’s that even with a TV-Y7 rating, you can tackle everything from the effects of the different types of child abuse on children to the effects of war on both sides of a conflict, and even the idea that there is no good or evil nation and that teachings can be used to achieve both noble and ignoble goals. 

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THE TWISTED TALES OF FELIX THE CAT (1995)

an animated series starring the character Felix the Cat, produced for television by Film Roman. It aired from September 16, 1995 to November 25, 1997 on CBS. Unlike the original Felix the Cat shorts, this version was given a TV-Y7 rating due to moments that may be too scary for children under 7 years old. The first season consists of 13 episodes and the second season consists of 8 episodes.

The show was a modern take on the original 1958 series produced by Otto Messmer’s former assistant, Joe Oriolo. His son, Don Oriolo, was involved in the creation of this series as well. In many ways, the show reverts to the silent era of shorts with surreal settings and offbeat character depictions. Felix is also more like his original mischievous adult form, rather than the young and innocent depiction from the 1930s, 1950s and the 1988 film Felix the Cat: The Movie. It does, however, contain some elements from the 1950s series such as Felix’s Magic Bag of Tricks and the character Poindexter. The series used Fleischer Studios style.

We come to what’s probably Felix’s least known and least beloved series. which is REALLY REALLY unfortunate to me personally. Not only is this my favorite Felix related incarnation but’s it’s also one of my  TOP 10 FAVORITE CARTOONS OF ALL TIME. No joke, The Twisted Tales of Felix the Cat is one of my favorite cartoons. I could watch it at any time time, at any episode and totally enjoy myself.

In my opinion it’s the perfect mixture of everything that made Felix the Cat fun, funny, and a standout character. The world and characters are surreal, Felix himself is a weird but lovable scrapped who gets into so many bizarre circumstances. It definitely feels like they threw in all of the best traits Felix developed over all the decades of life, and let it all just run wild. Heck, they even brought in his Magic Bag of Tricks on occasion. 

This series just gets me so psyched because  it feels like a celebration of not just everything that made Felix great but just what made cartoons over the years great. It has the imaginative weirdness that was rampant in black & white era theatrical cartoons, the wacky situational comedy-like nature of early television cartoons, and the zany comedy that ran rampant in the early 1990′s.

Unfortunately you can probably guess one of the reasons why this show kind of didn’t succeed.

Remember that thing I always said? Ren & Stimpy was very popular in the early 90′s and the influence is quite apparent here.  That’s always been Felix’s luck I’m afraid, they try to have him work whatever the current trend is and it never pans out. That’s a big shame in this case because this cartoon is really dang good. It manages to stand on its own two feet, even against the many other wacky, surreal comedies that were popular in cartoons of the time.

Shadow’s Anti-SJW Rant of the Day: 5 Breakfast Cereals That Are Equal in Hardcoreness to My Fight Against SJWs

“My butthead co-bloggers keep angrily asking me to tag more so there will be real tags, ugh, I’m so inconvenienced, SJWs are so oppressive.“ I spit at the ground and put my other pistol (jet black with a crimson streak) into my pocket and spin a cool donut on my motorcycle (jet black with a crimson streak).

“Now, here are those 5 cereals”

1. Cocoa Puffs

I huff and cackle, “Yes, indeed, the true nourishment for any warrior against social justice is a bowl of chocolate-flavored puff balls. It matches me in that it’s really dark-colored. In my dark and mysterious past, I was once a little hedgehog that saw the TV-Y7 warning on my television. I was so angry I bit into my spoon really hard and chipped a tooth. I swore vengeance on the SJWs ever since.”

2. Captain Crunch Chocolate Donuts

I shoot a victorious and cocky glance at the viewer, “Only the truly privileged can feast their eyes upon Level 2 of my best breakfast cereals.” I check to see if that darn blue hedgehog is even around. “Looks like the coast is clear. I use this cereal partly as fuel for my motorcycle. That’s how it reaches Mach 5 speeds.“ My bike sputters in agreement and spins a donut.

3. Reese’s Puffs

“There was a picture that had double the box tops, but I refused to use it because one of my agendas is to privatize all education and absolutely no handouts from anyone. Schools should make their own money from poor people somehow, I’ll tell you all later in my really long-winded dissertation of my dark and mysterious past. But yeah,” I shrug, “I stand with Rand, both Paul and Ayn. Anyway, Reese’s Puffs for when I use my iPad (jet black with a crimson streak and a gun plugged into it) as a DJ booth. Sometimes a funky flow destroys the SJWs. By funky flow I mean none other than Nickleback.“

4. Cocoa Pebbles

The near-final ultimate form of a breakfast cereal descends into my hands from a secret military complex that I stole from the government. My gun itches to shoot the nearest attacker, but alas, no such danger exists. I release my hopes and turn to the viewer, confused as to why I would put cocoa pebbles over Reese’s Puffs.

“You may think I’m a monster, but it takes a monster to spell out the truth.” I boldly declare, puffing out my white puffy chest. “Cocoa Pebbles has, indeed, a more intense taste than Reese’s Puffs. Everything before it was less intense, or riddled with sugar and sprinkles and peanut butter and other nonsense. Pebbles takes it to the heart of the matter. Pure, unadulterated chocolate.” I look to the sky in search of what’s beyond the horizon, for I have spoken the one true truth.

“For ages, it was believed that Reese’s Puffs was the ultimate cereal, but the cult of Pebbles had grown strong, and exposed me to the one true truth. Only the foolish SJWs would tell you that Reese’s is unrivaled, that there is no living cereal that can beat it. But to think that Reese’s Puffs is even contestable to the forces of chocolate is a laughable misconception. Pebbles isn’t even the strongest. In fact, the next cereal can only be eaten when I’m Super Shadow.“

I pull out seven chaos emeralds. “This is merely for demonstration purposes,” I glare, “If I truly used this power, I would split the world in half. Be warned, this power in unrivaled. I have to retrieve it from the East. When you follow your anger, and search yourself for your darkest memory, the forces of chocolate smile upon you, and direct you to the heart of South Korea, where a God sleeps.”

5. Oreo O’s

The earth trembles, the sky darkens, the oceans becomes restless, the birds scatter, the sun strains against the atmosphere. My energy is manifested twenty-fold. I gain twin katanas that are made of pure chocolate but are sharp enough to cut through adamantium. Edible, but deadly. My gun becomes a chocolate sniper rifle machine gun. My hair turns gold, with a crimson streak.

“I give you… The Legendary Dead God Oreo O’s.”

The cardboard box roars a deafening echo, a long and proud “O”

I laugh a bellowing, evil laugh, “O Yes… it is alive, after all! And with over 12 energizing vitamins to supercharge your battle against the SJWs!“ I proudly proclaim. The audience is terrified by the might of this power. “This is for when a battle looks like I might lose. My final card, my final trick. Sometimes, I might even resort to eating it at any time of the day. But I have to conserve the energy, for it takes weeks for it to ship through Amazon.Com or Ebay.Com”

“But that’s enough for today,” I sigh. Everything fades back to normal, and calms down. The sky becomes blue once more, the sun regains its power, the trees turn back to green, and there’s no lava anywhere. “I warn against all SJWs and anon hate that may attack me on this blog… my cereal equipment is unfathomable, just like my power.”

- Shadow, Signing Out.

Disney XD September

Monday, September 12
Original Series - Episode Premiere
Star vs. The Forces of Evil “Goblin Dogs / By the Book”
(7:30 - 8:00 P.M. EDT)
“Goblin Dogs” - Star and her friends wait in the longest food truck line ever for the universe’s best hot dog, the Goblin Dog.
* Jerry Trainor (“iCarly”) guest stars as Roy.

“By the Book” - After an argument with Star, Glssaryk goes into hiding in a donut box. While Star and Marco try to convince him to come out of hiding, Ludo plots to capture Star.
TV-Y7

Monday, September 19
Original Series - Episode Premiere
Star vs. The Forces of Evil “Game of Flags / Girls’ Day Out”
(7:30 - 8:00 P.M. EDT)
“Game of Flags” - Star competes in the Game of Flags at the Butterfly-Johansen family reunion against her mother’s orders.

“Girls’ Day Out” - When Star is nominated as Mayor of Detention, she must help her constituents with their various problems.
TV-Y7

Monday, September 19
Original Series - Episode Premiere
Future-Worm “The Bleak Shall Inherit the Earth / Makin’ History / Lobster Boy Movie Trailer”
(8:00 - 8:30 P.M. EDT)
“The Bleak Shall Inherit the Earth” - When Danny tries to prove that he is the biggest fan of the band Titanium, he and Fyootch get stuck in an alternate reality.
* Comedian Jeffrey Ross and Josh Brener (“Silicon Valley) guest star as Mr. Bleaker and Chadd Gold, respectively.

"Makin’ History” - Danny brings a lobster boy back from the past for a school project.

“Lobster Boy Movie Trailer” - Lobster Boy chases his dream of playing quarterback for the school football team.
* David Koechner (“Anchorman”) and Will Friedle (“Boy Meets World”) guest star as Coach and Lobster Boy, respectively.
TV-Y7


Monday, September 26
Original Series - Episode Premiere
Star vs. The Forces of Evil “Sleepover / Gift of the Card”
(7:30 - 8:00 P.M. EDT)
“Sleepover” - Marco sets out to impress Jackie at Star’s slumber party, but a magical truth-telling game threatens to reveal too much for Star.

“Gift of the Card” - Marco must use a gift card before it expires with catastrophic results.
TV-Y7

but it’s the fact that we have TWO STRONG QUEER WOMEN OF COLOR WITH A HAPPY ENDING TOGETHER AND LOVE IN A FANTASY ACTION-ADVENTURE ANIMATED TV-Y7 SHOW people can be as bitter as they want, people don’t have to ship it, but years from now the only thing that will matter is this ending and A HAPPY ENDING FOR LADIES IN LOVE and you can’t STOP THE BEEEEEEAT~

  • Alex: Hey lets have an episode that shows love with two women
  • Disney: NO BURN IT WITH FIRE
  • Alex: Hey lets show characters dying, blood scenes, people being possesed by another soul and self hurt, pornographic magazone references, cursing references, and a nine year old trying to cut off someone's tongue ( and make the show tv y7 )
  • Disney: That seems like a great idea for a kids show ahhahahaHAHAHHAA

[6:45] The Animated Adventures of Eraserhead Henry and his baby Wendell compete in a race around the world in his chipmunk-cheeked girlfriend’s Radiator-mobile. A wide variety of colorful characters stand in their way!  (TV-Y7)

Disney XD April Premieres Synopsis

Monday, April 04
Original Series - Episode Premiere
Wander Over Yonder “The Party Poopers”
(8:30 - 8:45 P.M. EDT)
Wander fights a massive case of the giggles while trying to impress a race of beings with unusual faces.
TV-Y7

Monday, April 04
Original Series - Episode Premiere
Pickle and Peanut “Cell Phone Tree”
(9:00 - 9:30 P.M. EDT)
The boys convert an old cell phone tree into a tree fort but must protect their new hangout from being TAKEN AWAY by the cell phone company.
TV-Y7

Monday, April 11
Original Series - Episode Premiere
Wander Over Yonder “The Waste of Time”
(8:30 - 8:45 P.M. EDT)
When Wander and Silvia accidentally buy Time Orbbles, Sylvia must keep Wander focused or risk being lost in time forever.
TV-Y7


Monday, April 11
Original Series - Episode Premiere
Pickle and Peanut “Sneaky Patty Sleepover”
(9:00 - 9:30 P.M. EDT)
When Sneaky Patty needs a place to hide out for the night, she shows up at Peanut’s house.

TV-Y7

Monday, April 18
Original Series - Episode Premiere
Pickle and Peanut “Baby Tooth”
(9:00 - 9:30 P.M. EDT)
“Baby Tooth” - Pickle loses his last baby tooth and instantly starts acting like an adult.
TV-Y7