tv y7

October episode synopses

Saturday, October 7
DuckTales “Terror of the Terra-firmians!”
(8:00 – 8:30 A.M. EDT) 
Huey and Webby’s disagreement over the existence of a mythic species leads the kids to explore an eerie abandoned subway tunnel, while Mrs. Beakley grows suspicious of Lena.
TV-Y7

Saturday, October 14
DuckTales “The Infernal Internship of Mark Beaks!”
(8:00 – 8:30 A.M. EDT) 
Huey competes with Dewey for a coveted internship with Duckburg’s newest tech billionaire, Mark Beaks, while Scrooge and Glomgold team up to take this new competitor down.
*Josh Brener (“Silicon Valley”) guest stars as Mark Beaks.
TV-Y7

Saturday, October 21
DuckTales “The House of the Lucky Gander!” 
(8:00 – 8:30 A.M. EDT) 
Donald competes with his cousin Gladstone Gander to impress Louie at a mysterious resort in Macaw, while Scrooge tries to lure the kids away from the resort’s endless distractions. 
*Paul F. Tompkins (“Bajillion Dollar Propertie$”) guest stars as Gladstone Gander, and B.D. Wong (“Mr. Robot”) guest stars as Toad Liu Hai.
TV-Y7

Saturday, October 28
Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney XD 
DuckTales “The Living Mummies of Toth-Ra!” 
(8:00 – 8:30 A.M. EDT) 
In a lost pyramid, Louie interprets a pharaoh’s prophecy to his advantage, forcing Scrooge and Launchpad to convince a group of living mummies to rescue him. 
TV-Y7

guys voltron’s ratings haven’t actually gone up. if you look on the website, which is australian, voltron seasons 1-3 are also rated pg. it’s probably their equivalent to tv-y7

Inktober: Pidgance!

“May I do the honors, milady?”
Lance said as he swoops Pidge into his arms and the two shared their first kiss, ringing in the Galactic New Year.

Sooo betting that these two becomes a couple! Perhaps the 4th season ends with the team ringing in the new year and each character pairs up with their new significant other: Lance and Pidge kissed, Shay kisses Hunk on the cheek leaving him blushing like crazy, Kolivan kneels down, kissed Allura on the hand, and Keith and (hopefully) the real Shiro would probably look into each others eyes (not sure if they allow couples of the same sex kiss yet on a TV-Y7-FV show yet…but keep it subtle), leaving Coran Coran the Single Man on the sideline…probably leaning next to Kaltenecker and the mice saying “*sigh* at least you loved me, right?”

~ PASSiON

CREATIVE CONTROL CASE 2- THE DC COMICS ANIMATED UNIVERSE

The DCAU started in 1992 with the release of the timeless classic, Batman the animated series. The showrunners were Bruce Timm and Paul Dini, mostly. At that time, BTAS was mostly kid friendly and even when it handled dark themes, it maintained a balance between light and dark, which I now think is mostly to fit the TV-Y7 Rating.

Nowadays, the DCAU is in shambles. I just watched Batman and Harley Quinn. It feels like an MCU movie. I’m sorry and I don’t mean to offend the creators of the show I watched and loved as a 5-10 year old, but it had to be said. All of the telltale signs of a Marvel Movie were there. Underdeveloped villains, a joke a minute, unlikely pairings for the sake of sexual tension (cough-blackwidow-cough-hulk-cough), and no members of the superhero team even though the fate of the world is at stake.

But I digress. Let’s forget about Batman and Harley Quinn. Let’s just talk about the regression of the Bruce Timm’s content as a whole. Batman the Animated series- He was probably reined in by the Y7 Rating and Paul Dini. Total masterpiece. 

The New Batman Adventures: Here things start getting a little messed up. Vague allusions to Bruce and Barbara being together (”over the edge”). Night wing handled pretty poorly considering that he seems to hit on just about every female character in the series but it’s nothing too bad.

Batman: Mystery of the Batwoman: Things get pretty weird when Bruce is confirmed to be in a relationship with Barbara who is confirmed to be a college student. “Chase Me”, the silent film, DCAU’s equivalent of a post credits scene, shows him with Catwoman, somehow. Pretty weird.

Batman Beyond: Things get super weird, bordering on the edge of insanity. Bruce apparently has a kid with Barbara while Barbara and Dick (Nightwing) are together. But, the kid dies due to a mugging and abortion takes place. No major harm done. But still incredibly creepy. Bruce has white hair and Babs is in her 30s. You’re lying if you say it’s not weird. 

Batman The Killing Joke: Bruce Timm, possibly high, goes COMPLETELY INSANE for this movie, making Batgirl, Barbara, throw herself at Bruce. It doesn’t help that Bruce ignores her after this but then has to save her after she is tortured by the Joker. Shit-for-brains movie.

My point is that the creative control of the DCAU, especially the Batman side should not lie completely with Bruce Timm.

Or Maybe he just works better within the confines of a PG-13/ TV-Y7 Rating to make his work more palatable.

Thanks for reading Guys!

The next three episodes will have Scrooge in them

Saturday, October 14
DuckTales “The Infernal Internship of Mark Beaks!”
(8:00 – 8:30 A.M. EDT) 
Huey competes with Dewey for a coveted internship with Duckburg’s newest tech billionaire, Mark Beaks, while Scrooge and Glomgold team up to take this new competitor down.
*Josh Brener (“Silicon Valley”) guest stars as Mark Beaks.
TV-Y7

Saturday, October 21
DuckTales “The House of the Lucky Gander!” 
(8:00 – 8:30 A.M. EDT) 
Donald competes with his cousin Gladstone Gander to impress Louie at a mysterious resort in Macaw, while Scrooge tries to lure the kids away from the resort’s endless distractions. 
*Paul F. Tompkins (“Bajillion Dollar Propertie$”) guest stars as Gladstone Gander, and B.D. Wong (“Mr. Robot”) guest stars as Toad Liu Hai.
TV-Y7

Saturday, October 28
Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney XD 
DuckTales “The Living Mummies of Toth-Ra!” 
(8:00 – 8:30 A.M. EDT) 
In a lost pyramid, Louie interprets a pharaoh’s prophecy to his advantage, forcing Scrooge and Launchpad to convince a group of living mummies to rescue him. 
TV-Y7

Episode Summaries

Monday, September 25 Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney XD

Milo Murphy’s Law “Star Struck / Disaster of My Dreams” (7:00 – 7:30 A.M. EDT)

“Star Struck” – Milo wants to get an autograph from his favorite actor, Tobias Toopanen, who is shooting a film in town.
“Disaster of My Dreams” – Elliot Decker is hired as the school’s head safety monitor. TV-Y7

Tuesday, September 26 Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney XD

Milo Murphy’s Law “A Clockwork Origin / Perchance to Sleepwalk”
(7:00 – 7:30 A.M. EDT)

“A Clockwork Origin” – Milo, Zack, and Melissa search for an escaped robot.
“Perchance to Sleepwalk” – Milo sleepwalks in the woods. TV-Y7

Wednesday, September 27 Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney XD

Milo Murphy’s Law “Some Like It Yacht / Backward to School Night” (7:00 – 7:30 A.M. EDT)

“Some Like It Yacht” – The students take a trip on the school yacht.
“Backward to School Night” – Parents become children at Back to School Night. TV-Y7

Thursday, September 28 Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney XD

Milo Murphy’s Law “World Without Milo / The Race” (7:00 – 7:30 A.M. EDT)

“World Without Milo” – Elliot gets to see what the world would be like without Milo.
“The Race” – Milo runs a race as Cavendish and Dakota gets [sic] stuck in the Old West. TV-Y7

Friday, September 29 Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney XD

Milo Murphy’s Law “Love Togboggan / The Island of Lost Dakotas” (7:00 – 7:30 A.M. EDT)

“Love Togboggan” – With Milo away skiing, Sara finally feels safe enough to go on a date.
“The Island of Lost Dakotas” – Dakota travels back in time to save Cavendish. TV-Y7

Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney XD Milo Murphy’s Law “Fungus Among Us” (7:30 – 8:00 A.M. EDT)

Milo, Cavendish, and Dakota travel back to 1965 and inspire the creation of Dr. Zone only to encounter a sinister plot to take over the world.

[I’ll have reactions tomorrow. I’m still processing.]

Disney Networks Highlights

Sunday, October 1
— SPECIAL HALLOWEEN EPISODE —
Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney Channel
Puppy Dog Pals “Return to the Pumpkin Patch / Haunted Howl-oween”
(10:30 – 11:00 A.M. EDT)
“Return to the Pumpkin Patch” – After Bingo loses his collar at a pumpkin patch, he, Rolly and Hissy return to find it.

“Haunted Howl-oween” – When a neighborhood kid can’t trick-or-treat because she’s lost her costume, Bingo and Rolly go on a mission to track it down.
TV-Y

Original Series – Series Premiere on Disney Channel
Vampirina “Going Batty / Scare B&B”
(11:00 – 11:25 A.M. EDT)
“Going Batty” – Vampirina (aka “Vee”) is nervous about making new friends after she and her family move from Transylvania to Pennsylvania.

“Scare B&B” – The Hauntley’s open up a Scare B&B and accidentally book two groups for the same night.
TV-Y

Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney Channel
Vampirina “The Sleepover / Portrait of a Vampire”
(11:25 –11:50 A.M. EDT)
“The Sleepover” – Vee invites her new human friends over for a sleepover.

“Portrait of a Vampire” – On Vee’s first day of school, she gets frightened during her class photo and leans on her new friend, Poppy, for support.
TV-Y

Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney Channel
Tangled: The Series “Big Brothers of Corona”
(7:30 – 8:00 P.M. EDT)
When an infamous thief turns out to be two orphaned little girls, Eugene and Lance try to turn the girls away from their life of crime.
*James Monroe Iglehart (Broadway’s “Aladdin”) recurs as Lance.
TV-Y7

Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney Channel
Vampirina “Vee’s Surprise Party / Vee Goes Viral”
(11:00 – 11:30 A.M. EDT)
“Vee’s Surprise Party” – Vee invites her class over for a party full of spooky surprises.

“Vee Goes Viral” – While trying to learn a new dance, Vee unknowingly teaches her friends a dance that gets the attention of a competitive ghoul, Dragos the Dancer.
*Donald Faison (“Scrubs”) guest stars as Dragos the Dancer.
TV-Y

Friday, October 6
— SPECIAL HALLOWEEN EPISODE —
Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney Channel
Mickey and the Roadster Racers “The Haunted Hot Rod / Pete’s Ghostly Gala”
(10:30 – 11:00 A.M. EDT)
“The Haunted Hot Rod” – Mickey wants to race the Haunted Hot Rod, a ghostly Roadster who only races on Halloween.

“Pete’s Ghostly Gala” – The Happy Helpers try to catch three ghosts who threaten to ruin Pete’s Halloween Party.
TV-Y

Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney Channel
Vampirina “The Plant Predicament / Mummy Mayhem”
(11:00 – 11:30 A.M. EDT)
“The Plant Predicament” – Edna enters a Green Thumb Contest and accidentally plants some of Oxana’s magical Transylvanian seeds.

“Mummy Mayhem” – When Vee goes on a field trip to the Natural History Museum, she runs into an old family friend, King Pepi.
*Andrew Rannells (“Girls”) guest stars as King Pepi.
TV-Y

Saturday, October 7

— SPECIAL HALLOWEEN EPISODE —
Original Series – Special Half-Hour Episode Premiere on Disney XD
Milo Murphy’s Law “Milo’s Halloween Scream-A-Torium!”
(7:30 – 8:00 A.M. EDT)
Zack doesn’t think anything about Halloween can scare him anymore, but he didn’t account for Murphy’s Law.
TV-Y7

— SPECIAL HALLOWEEN EPISODE —
Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney XD
DuckTales “Terror of the Terra-firmians!”
(8:00 – 8:30 A.M. EDT)
Huey and Webby’s disagreement over the existence of a mythic species leads the kids to explore an eerie abandoned subway tunnel, while Mrs. Beakley grows suspicious of Lena.
TV-Y7

Sunday, October 8
— SPECIAL HALLOWEEN EPISODE —

Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney Channel
Tangled: The Series “The Wrath of Ruthless Ruth”
(7:30 – 8:00 P.M. EDT)
When The Snuggly Duckling suddenly becomes haunted by its original owner, Ruthless Ruth, Rapunzel helps the Pub Thugs figure out the reason behind the ghost’s return.
*Danielle Brooks (“Orange Is the New Black”) guest stars as Ruthless Ruth.
TV-Y7

— SPECIAL HALLOWEEN EPISODE —
Original Series – Special Half-Hour Episode Premiere on Disney Channel
Disney Mickey Mouse “The Scariest Story Ever: A Mickey Mouse Halloween Spooktacular”
(8:00 – 8:30 P.M. EDT)
Mickey is challenged by his nephews to tell a scary story on Halloween night.
TV-G

Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney Channel
Vampirina “Little Terror/Super Natural”
(11:00 – 11:30 A.M. EDT)
“Little Terror” – Vee and her friends volunteer to babysit for her baby cousin.

“Super Natural” – When a family of ghost hunters comes to stay at the Scare B&B, Vee and her family spend the day trying to prove that their house is not haunted.
TV-Y

Friday, October 13
Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney Channel
Vampirina “Vamping Trip/The Monster Snore”
(11:00 – 11:30 A.M. EDT)
“Vamping Trip” – Vee and her family go on a camping trip.

“The Monster Snore” – A monster gets lost on his way to the Scare B&B and ends up at the wrong house.
TV-Y

— SPECIAL HALLOWEEN EPISODE —
Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney Channel
Sofia the First “Too Cute to Spook”
(11:30 A.M. – 12:00 P.M. EDT)
On Halloween, Sofia helps her wizard friend, Calista, learn that the best way to make new friends is to just be yourself.
TV-Y

Saturday, October 14

Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney XD 

DuckTales “The Infernal Internship of Mark Beaks!”
(8:00 – 8:30 A.M. EDT)
Huey competes with Dewey for a coveted internship with Duckburg’s newest tech billionaire, Mark Beaks, while Scrooge and Glomgold team up to take this new competitor down.
*Josh Brener (“Silicon Valley”) guest stars as Mark Beaks.
TV-Y7

Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney Channel
Elena of Avalor “The Jewel of Maru”
(9:00 – 9:30 A.M. EDT)
On Día de los Muertos, Elena meets a Maruvian ghost named Amaláy who stands watch over the powerful Jewel of Maru.
*Genesis Rodriguez (animated series “Big Hero 6”) as Amaláy.
TV-Y

Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney Channel
Tangled: The Series “Max’s Enemy”
(7:30 – 8:00 P.M. EDT)
When a new crime-fighting horse arrives in Corona, it doesn’t take long for Maximus to realize his new stablemate didn’t come to town to make nice.
TV-Y7

Monday, October 16

Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney Channel 

Vampirina “Bone Appetit/Woodchuck Woodsies”
(11:00 – 11:30 A.M. EDT)
“Bone Appetit” – Demi brings the infamous Chef Remy Bones to the Scare B&B to help with the meal preparations.

“Woodchuck Woodsies” – Vee joins Poppy and Bridget at a Woodchuck Wooodsie event.
TV-Y

Friday, October 20
Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney Channel
Vampirina “The Little Witch/Hide & Shriek”
(11:00 – 11:30 A.M. EDT)
“The Little Witch” – The most famous witches in all of Transylvania come to stay at the Scare B&B with their adorable daughter, Phoebe.

“Hide & Shriek” – Vee invites her friends over for a game of “hide and shriek.”
TV-Y

Saturday, October 21

Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney XD 

DuckTales “The House of the Lucky Gander!”
(8:00 – 8:30 A.M. EDT)
Donald competes with his cousin Gladstone Gander to impress Louie at a mysterious resort in Macaw, while Scrooge tries to lure the kids away from the resort’s endless distractions.
*Paul F. Tompkins (“Bajillion Dollar Propertie$”) guest stars as Gladstone Gander, and B.D. Wong (“Mr. Robot”) guest stars as Toad Liu Hai.
TV-Y7

Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney Channel
Tangled: The Series “The Way of the Willow”
(7:30 – 8:00 P.M. EDT)
When Rapunzel discovers that Queen Arianna has an estranged sister, she invites her newly discovered Aunt Willow to Corona.
*Jane Krakowski (“30 Rock”) guest stars as Aunt Willow.
TV-Y7

Monday, October 23
Original Series – Season Two Premiere on Disney XD

Pickle and Peanut “Huge Reward / Bear-I-Cade”
(7:00 – 7:30 A.M. EDT)
“Huge Reward” – When L’il Pickle is lost, Pickle offers a huge reward for his pet’s safe return.

“Bear-I-Cade” – A menacing bear threatens Pickle and Peanut’s boys’ weekend together.
TV-Y7

— SPECIAL HALLOWEEN EPISODE —
Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney XD
Pickle and Peanut “Camp / Freeway Island”
(7:30 – 8:00 A.M. EDT)
“Camp” – The duo tries to get the summer camp experience they never had when they stumble upon a spooky abandoned campground.

“Freeway Island” – Pickle and Peanut crash their van onto a freeway island and must learn how to survive on it.
TV-Y7

Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney Channel
Vampirina “Vampire Weekend/The Bird Who Knew Too Much”
(11:00 – 11:30 A.M. EDT)
“Vampire Weekend” – During a full moon, Vee and Poppy magically switch places and Vee transforms into a human and Poppy into a vampire.

“The Bird Who Knew Too Much” – When Vee and Poppy’s class pet comes to stay at the Scare B&B, they have to stop the bird from revealing too much about the haunted house to Poppy’s brother, Edgar.
TV-Y

Tuesday, October 24
— SPECIAL HALLOWEEN EPISODE —
Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney XD
Pickle and Peanut “Wet Wedding / Tweenage Lupinus”
(7:00 – 7:30 A.M. EDT)
“Wet Wedding” – Pickle and Peanut take over as captains of the ship to save their friend’s wedding cruise.

“Tweenage Lupinus” – When Peanut thinks he’s been transformed into a werewolf, he’s determined to find a way to turn Pickle into one, too.
TV-Y7

Friday, October 27
Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney Channel
Vampirina “The Ghoul Girls/Game Night”
(11:00 – 11:30 A.M. EDT)
“The Ghoul Girls” – Vampirina’s favorite band, The Scream Girls, comes to stay at the Scare B&B and help Vee and her friends overcome their stage fright.

“Game Night” – Vee invites her friends over for family game night and teaches them some of her favorite Transylvania games.
TV-Y

Saturday, October 28
Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney XD
Marvel’s Spider-Man “Screwball Live”
(7:30 – 8:00 A.M. EDT)
Spider-Man is targeted by a new costumed figure named Screwball for a series of online prank videos which block him from fighting crime.
TV-Y7 FV

Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney XD
DuckTales “The Living Mummies of Toth-Ra!”
(8:00 – 8:30 A.M. EDT)
In a lost pyramid, Louie interprets a pharaoh’s prophecy to his advantage, forcing Scrooge and Launchpad to convince a group of living mummies to rescue him.
TV-Y7

Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney Channel
Elena of Avalor “Royal Rivalry”
(9:00 – 9:30 A.M. EDT)
Elena invites a princess from a neighboring kingdom to Avalor hoping to repair an old alliance.
*Chrissie Fit (“Pitch Perfect 2”) guest stars as Princess Valentina.
TV-Y

 fyi camp camp is a blessing

like,,, i have a list of my favorite parts of the show, getting longer and longer as i bingewatch every damn episode
if yall wanna understand the context watch the episodes because i’m judging them in order


SEASON ONE:

- smol children cursing
- there’s a D&D character, a space-loving character, and an actor character
- the main character is a Spicy Boy

- “okay seriously tabii what the fuck
- “violence doesn’t solve anything!!!! :0!!!!!!″ “STAB HER, BITCH”
- one of the counselors has anxiety and she is so damn relatable
- nerris is a pure child and no one can tell me otherwise

- “people in sheets got me concerned, but nah, not a screamer”
- listen,,,,, max looks like a 5-year-old, but acts like a tired college student
- the platypus is adorable
- the episodes are short, but fucking incredible
- “wahk”
- fourth wall breaks
- max is done with everyone’s shit, nikki is excited, and neil is always 0.5 seconds away from screaming
- max: gives no shits about a torture room
- also max: screams in fear of a bright pink dildo
- wait is Jasper dead
- god every second of this show is perfection

- seeing gwen flip off david was fucking hilarious to me and i don’t know why
- it literally rains cats and dogs in one episode
- poor, poor chucky
- “ASK HIM ABOUT HIS ALBINO” “you mean his alibi?” “THAT TOO”
- why the fuck is there a kid named dolf, he’s basically hitler and i’m dead inside
- i’m going to die this show is too much
- “this is fine” “this is fine” “okay nothing is fine anymore”
- reigny day is a really big reference to ww2
- nikki can telepathically communicate with people and that’s unnerving

- romeo and juliet II, love resurrected
- the camp camp theme song will forever haunt me
- kiss scene????? give me a kiss scene please
- oh my god david has a tinder account
- “yo did someone say black magic”
- platypus is a better actor than max
- tabii is such a weirdo
- “he called us cunts the last time he saw us”
- “i’mma make the kissing scene so hot, it’ll be rated TV-Y7″
- robo romeo is such a sweetheart
- “ROBOTS CAN’T SWEAT!!!! THIS ISN’T CANON”
- “I DON’T KNOW WHO THIS BITCH IS BUT SHE’S KILLING IT”
- wait how did that girl get there and why does she have a “no gag reflex” shirt
- “what do boobies look like”
- “KICK HIS ASS”
- camp scam
- why the hell is the camp leader a criminal
- david got a date and she’s pretty (the no gag reflex girl)
- “guess it’s time to drink my own pee!!!”

- apparently gwen likes butts quite a bit
- underwater basket weaving sounds fun??? bring me to camp camp right now
- “you’re still on fire, b-t-dubz” “thank you”
- max is evil but very very relatable
- i want max to be the cryptid of the camp
- max and neil know what hookers and blow is what the fuck
- [some kind of dramatic horn, again]
- “the great naked ankle incident of 1909″
- i think nikki got her period in episode 8, either that or got really really sick
- also nikki can draw anime really well
- “gay drunk”
- i think muffin tops is a stripper club but i’m not sure yet
- oh my god it was
- max is so gay in this episode it was great
- the gay cryptid
- biff and family manure???? i spot a back to the future reference and i’m livid
- [totally manly yell]
- neil got a job in a mechanical store this is great
- oh so nikki survives off of nature that’s,,,,, odd,,,,,,,,,,
- max why are you so mean
- “are you fucking serious”
- they literally think david’s gonna murder them for a whole hour
- god max why are you such an angry gay boy

- the next episode is “david gets hard” i’m worried
- HARRISON LOST A GODDAMN ARM AND NERRIS JUST “i can fix that”
- nurf was written in red letters and i’m scared
- FUCK YEAH SCARE ME STRAIGHT
- the first censor was in episode eight and it was just a piano noise
- fire
- “we’re gonna learn that little shit some MANNERS”
- max is definitely a secret sadist
- “today’s the day i get hard! (innuendo)”
- that’s literally what the subtitles said
- “I’m hard and I’m coming!!!! >:0″
- [BADASS KICK] “owie”
- “so does he wanna help nurf or fuck him”
- [sad, yet hilarious, crying and whimpering]
- [seething] “what”
- “THERE IS NO TIME TRAVELLING DOCTOR COMING TO SAVE YOU GWEN GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER”
- “I JUST WANT TO HAVE HIS BRITISH BABIES”
- waIT NO DON’T THROW THE KITTEN IN THE WATER
- “now you’re just complimenting him”
- um is nurf okay
- nope nurf is not okay
- “everyone wants to fuck their own mom GET OVER IT”
- JE-SUS WHAT DO WE DO
- aggressive pacifism
- maybe a slap helped???? jesus christ that’s some deep psychology breaking for david
- he’s gonna be like that for a day i can just tell

- why is neil so salty
- whAT THE FUCK WHY IS MAX VOMITING MAGIC ITEMS
- oh god is harrison satan
- he lost sleep over it
- i’m slowly realizing that max is scarily similar to Karkat Vantas and i need to stop
- how much coffee did neil drink
- my fankid heart can’t take the fact that neil and max share a tent
- salty men being salty
- harry potter references
- neil is on fire inside
- he’s the embodiment of the “this is fine” meme
- max is the embodiment of the “this is not fine” meme
- the bottom of neil’s cup says “ikeya”
- he broke his coffee mug this man is very angry
- nikki is a harry potter fan and i’m living
- i forgot that ered was called ered and that’s really cute to me
- “YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH HARRISON”
- “aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa”
- episode 10: neil commits murder
- it’s scary how relaxed the counselors are
- [nikki dying]
- it’s scary how nikki made such a high-pitched noise
- this episode was a giant mind fuck
- harrison went “boop” that’s adorable

- “COFFEE, BLACK, NOW”
- “i’m a sheep i don’t ask questions”
- nikki is amazing and her lines never fail to make me giggle-snort
- “so do we get to eat breakfast or-”
- space kid was facing the wrong way
- “that’s what i like about you, neil. you get me”
- the gay subtext intensifies, part 183724
- “we’ll start with the beginner’s course” which is walking on a thin plank above poisonous boiling liquid and three swinging maces above the plank yeah SURE
- how was nikki the only one to make it
- stephen van petral made a reference to terminator
- what the fresh hell
- pfft the wood scouts got 69
- “he does not speak for all of us”
- [glory trumpets]
- [high-pitched-really-evil-laughter]
- “wait, wait,,,, no wait,,,,,,oh, okay, wait,,,,,,,,, wait,,,,,,,,,,,”
- “SON OF A  B I T C H-”
- we’re boned
- ew ew ew ew ew god the leader of wood scouts ew ew ew ew ew ew
-  create a stable batch of nitroglycerin??? how the fuck?????????
- illusion!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- HOW THE HELL DID THEY GET THE VOLCANO FROM THE HOBBIT IN THE FUCKING CAMP
- tabii was having a panic attack
- AR AR AR AR AR AR AR RA RA RA RA RA RA ARF ARF ARF ARF
- kill
- god nikki is a savage
- also nerris is pure
- oh,,,, poor david,,,, oh no,,,, no wait,,,,,,,,, please no,,,,, stop breaking my heart,,,,,,
- WAIT HOLY SHIT IS THAT JASPER
- i think the kid to the left of lil david is gwen and sweet lord that’s adorable
- [whispers] the sparrowwwwwww

- OKAY THE EPISODE STARTED OUT WITH A FUCKING BANG
- “david what the fuck are you doing”
- chief squatting bear
- “WOW THAT IS RACIST”
- and everyone leaves
- prizes!!! YO!!!!!!!!
- and max is still apathetic
- I WOULD HAVE BABIES WITH NATURE
- oh shit david is fucking screwed
- yep they are all screwed
- everyone is screwed
- we’re all dead
- and dolf is a nasty boy
- “the floors were covered in dirt” “IT’S A FOREST THAT’S THE POINT”
- neil you fucking furry
- it’s a bonfire
- a bonfire!!!!
- a bonfire.
- max is a sadist, confirmed
- one of us gets a stick???
- oh god david please no stop
- sToP hUrTiNg DaViD pLeAsE
- FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK NO NO NONONONONONONONONONONONO
- STOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOP
- SHIT NO NO STOP PLEASE FUCK FCKU FUCK NO PLEASE
- D A V I D C U R S E D W H A T T H E F R E S H H E L L
- OH FUCK
- oh fuck
- wow,,,,, oh my god?????? WHAT??????????????????????
- satan lives within my asshole and i am dying
- nikki don’t
- max secretly has a heart of gold under his angry face
- aw nevermind
- space kid gets wasted
- OH
- OH SHIT I’M VERY GAY FOR GWEN
- MAX MANAGED TO SMILE
- okay gwen can hit me with a car and i’d thank her


SEASON TWO:

- david dreams about trees
- OH GOD THAT’S A GRENADE
- shit satan has arrived
- i never knew joseph christiansen was in camp camp
- god they’re twins
- (i almost put twinks but tbh it’s not too far from the truth)
- SHIT THEY TALKED IN TANDEM AND NOW THERE’S HINTS OF A CULT
- and they hired satan good fucking job
- (i came back from getting some juice boxes and pickles and i’m ready to fucking party)
- [ominous music]
- shit fuck everyone’s gonna die
- space kid is first
- daniel’s neck cracks and that’s scary
- fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck ascensioN?!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!??!?!
- YOU HIRED A FUCKING CULTIST
- WAKE UP AND SMELL THE KOOL-AID
- oh god i’m dying
- f u c k
- satan is here and fuck i’m dying
- [spooky violins]
-  f  u  c  k
- oh hey i didn’t know neil was jewish!!! that’s so cool!!!!!!!!! but son please watch out for dolf my man
-   F   U   C   K  
- OH GOD I”M DYING
-  SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
- SATAN SATAN FUCK HE’S RIGHT THERE PLEASE STOP DANIEL
- N O
- HE”S ABOUT TO POISON EVERYONE PLEASE HURRY DAVID
- SHIT MAX WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO YOU FUCKING IDIOT
- STOP STOP STOP STOP STOPSOTPSTOPSTOPSTOP
- okay there’s a song i’m feeling a little better
- [Spooky Kiddo Company]
- “TO SACRIFICE THEM-! oh wait”
- thank god we’re safe
- SCRATCH THAT WE’RE NOT SAFE

- gifts!!! yay!!!!!
- i counted at least three references in one goddamn frame
- neil has a computers fetish
- also he is a very very salty boy
- “chris why did you leave me”
- MAX IS SMILING I CAN DIE HAPPY
- “LOOK AT BOOBS!!! wait i mean play games”
- neil thought he had boobs for a second and oh god i really want an episode where harrison genderbends everyone now
- (imagine max though)
- (“GUYS LOOK I HAVE TITS”)
- neil commits murder: Part Two
- YES!!! Nerris likes bards!!!!!!!!! bards are kickass!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- wow nikki is a savage
- “I AM A BANANA”
- They(See_Me)codin’
- They h8n’
- it’s scary how much neil actually sounds like a robot
- neil is so antisocial
- nikki ran up a tree what the fuck
- hey look it’s a reference to the squip
- oh god wait no
- real deal neil
- “OH MY GOD NIKKI”
- SHIPPING PEOPLE’S BAES FUCK ME RUNNING
- they don’t have internet you idiot
- “absolutely fucking not”
- “fuck that noise”
- chat neil killed itself what the fresh titty

- pixies and pythons!!!!!!!! yes give me an episode for my nerd child yes
- “GET REKT MR. WAFFLES! >:D”
- that’s what the captions said that is so fucking adorable
- “the good lady is listening”
- I love her lisp,,,,,, a good baby
- dammit it’s not just about nerris
- ah whatever i like it
- “DarK fOrCeS?!?!?!?”
- good magic babies
- max is such a bitch and i love him
- how the fuck did nikki float
- ear wiggle!!!!!!!!
- that’s a lotta squorls
- [Heroes: Screaming]
- OH GOD IT’S CHIRPING MENACINGLY AT ME
- “anyone else want a twenty sided ass-kicking??? >:0″
- does harrison have an accent? i think he does. what accent?????? :0
- here comes the squorl
- dead canaries that’s a good sign
- “IT FUCKING BETTER”
- watch as everyone dies
- harrison did a thing!!!!
- i think the magic kids are gonna kiss
- [magical language]
- oh shit neil’s blind now
- “seriously, this could affect the rest of my life!! ;~;”
- “SHH >:T”
- so many cute emoji’s i’m living
- i called it it’s a magic duel
- neil is salty
- “I’M GOING TO HIT YOU, NIKKI”
- [CONSTIPATED SCREAMING]
- oh shit
- o h  s h i t
- O H  S H I T

- fuck nikki’s dead
- wait hwhat
- it was a roleplay???????
- aw damn

- that’s one damn intense start
- foiled again
- oh no max is gonna fuck it up
- angry babies
- oh god what the fucking hell shit
- poor jermy fartz

okay i’m gonna stop this is long enough

Samurai Jack: XCII Review

Originally posted by filmofil

Hey guys, Kris here, and man am I stocked to see new episodes on my TV guide again so let’s skip the small talk and get into the newest episode of Samurai Jack!

First off, the animation is just gorgeous. I’m so happy that Gendy chose to keep the original art style and only make slight changes, but for the most part the animation is just as gorgeous as before.

Next is tone, with the show being TV-14 compared to it’s original rating back in the day (TV-Y7) I expect to see a darker story but I’m relieved that it won’t be overly dark. I don’t want the show to be filled with swear words or be too graphic, but with that being said, this is a darker show and man does it show it right off the bat. First we some woman give birth to apparently Aku’s children and we see these children being trained to of course kill Jack.This already sounds like some kind of fucking cult. 

While the daughters of Aku is interesting what I really want to talk about is Jack himself… the dude has seen better days. As we all know about 50 years has past since the previous season, and because of Aku sending him into the future, that somehow stopped him from aging. I recently marathoned the previous seasons and seeing some of those episodes made me think just how bad Jack has got it, 50 years of dealing just utter bullshit after bullshit will drive any man insane. Especially now since he’s been getting visions all the people he thinks let down.

Originally posted by ansvarato

Originally posted by nakamatoo

HOLY SHIT, DEFINITELY TV-14

Not only that but we learn that at some point he lost his sword and apparently not even Aku knows this considering the bounty hunter wasn’t aware of this either. What exactly happened I’m not too sure but it is connected to this figure Jack keeps seeing.

Originally posted by nakamatoo

I’m guessing this guy is the reason Jack lost his sword, mostly due to the fact that every time Jack sees him, he’s just terrified. Not only that but every time he shows up he’s surrounded by some green fog, the same color pallet when Jack lost his sword.

All in all, I love this episode, it felt both familiar and fresh. With the slightly updated yet practically the same art and animation style, kick-ass action sequences and much darker tone but still keeping it a bit comedic, this is a primce example of how who should do a returning series *cough*powerpuffgirls*cough*. And once the iconic ending image popped up I was both happy and frustrated. Happy see them using that old image again and frustrated because I WANT MORE. Waiting each week is going to be killer but it’s just great to have Jack back so until then see you guys next week PEACE :)

WATCH OUT

P.S. I don’t know what they’re called but I hope we see them again, not going to lie I find them rather adorable, especially how they communicate.

anonymous asked:

I love your headcanons/drabbles! <3 Could I request some Ken headcanons? There's not enough stuff of the smol cookie nerd

Ayyeee thanks anon! I’m not sure how long this has been in here,, um about a few days- not v long but. Enjoy.

  • When Ken was younger he wouldn’t be afraid or insecure to cry infront of Candy.
  • Has a comfy sweater collection
  • Loves turtlenecks!
  • Will wear socks and sandals, doesn’t get he big deal about it.
  • Uses 90’s kids words a lot like “yikes” or “wowie”
  • Is that one student that reminds the teacher of the homework.
  • Still jam packed with all types of sweets.
  • Smells like cake icing and cookies
  • Scared of needles
  • PBS kids was his channel.
  • When he was younger he thought that being able to watch shows rated as ‘TV-Y7′ was so cool.
  • Was either 2 or 3 inches smaller than Candy when they were younger.
  • Cannot flirt at all, doesn’t think it’s ‘true love’ to do that.
  • Can’t stand when his hair gets messed up. Don’t mess up his hair.
  • Cried a lot back in elementary school and wishes he didn’t
  • Brushes his teeth often, scared of getting orthodontic headgear
  • Didn’t realize he had a crush until after Candy left
  • Very gentle with animals, hates hurting them.
  • Hates hurting anyone tbh, he can’t bring himself to cause someone else pain.
  • Hates going to the dentist - just no.
  • Was v short compared to Candy back in middle school.
  • Can slay anyone at playing the flute
  • Charlie and the chocolate factory was his favorite movie
  • Calls Lucy ‘Lucille’ out of spite, she doesn’t get it though
  • MBTI type would be INFP-T.
  • Gets sick easily, it’s just open the window and the house and the boy has a cold.
  • Wore over-sized suspenders as a kid, it was adorable.
  • Has gotten suspended for taking candy from Lucy before - that was Candy’s.
  • Likes reading about insects.
“Just nuts and bolts...”

I love how meta this line is because back in the previous seasons, Jack had to only kill robots because of the TV-Y7-FV rating and never ever actually kill a person aside from wound or knock out. That very thing is addressed this season when he was forced to kill one of the Daughters of Aku.

Taking what was meant to be a content restriction due to an age rating and making it part of Jack’s Season 5 character arc was brilliant.

Halloween Special Info

Saturday, October 7
— SPECIAL HALLOWEEN EPISODE —
Original Series – Special Half-Hour Episode Premiere on Disney XD 
Milo Murphy’s Law “Milo’s Halloween Scream-A-Torium!”
(7:30 – 8:00 A.M. EDT) 
Zack doesn’t think anything about Halloween can scare him anymore, but he didn’t account for Murphy’s Law.
TV-Y7

anonymous asked:

OMFG SOMEONE SAVE ME I JUST REALIZED WHEN STEVE DOES THE WHOLE GENIUS BILLIONAIRE PLAYBOY PHILANTHROPIST SPEECH IN AA (WHICH GIVES ME SO MANY FEELINGS, LIKE PLS STEVE, WE ALL KNOW YOU LOVE HIM, CALM DOWN) HE DOESN'T SAY PLAYBOY!!!! BECAUSE TONY ISN'T A PLAYBOY HE'S STEVE'S HUSBAND LEAVE ME HERE TO DIE (apologies for the all caps, i'm very excite :D)

oh my god you must be talking about literally my all-time favorite Captain America Pep Talk™ from the entire series:

honestly, this entire exchange is a religious experience, it’s borderline embarrassing

now of course the sensible part of me wants to tell you that Steve doesn’t say “playboy” because i’m pretty sure the show is rated TV-Y7…but at the same time……

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Bryke's Subtextual Take On 'Girl Love' in "Long Live the Queen"

A Korrasami Meta Analysis (handled with the deft touch of an Equalist glove)

Before I go any further, I need to state that this is a wild, way-out-there meta analysis satire. I will defend Korrasami like no other ship in fictional existence BUT this post is not meant to be read as an argument for the ship. (That’s my “Word of God” part anyway. If you want to run with this post in a “Death of the Author” sort of way then all the power to you!)

Warning: Some content may be NSFW (depending on your workplace; YMMV and all that). Also, it will eat up your bandwidth with poorly-worked Photoshop. And it is very, very long.

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Business in the Front, Party in the Back  [Klance one-shot]

a couple days ago i asked the lovely @klanced for a few klance prompts, and one of them was “Lance straight up dying over Keith in a ponytail”.  So here we are.  My first Klance fic, so feedback would be greatly appreciated!

A03 link [warning for cussing]

The day Lance hit the wall was the day he stopped hating Keith’s mullet.

Honestly, what direction but downhill was there to go when a goddamn mullet - the 7th deadly sin - slowly but surely squeaked its way out of the rotation of focal points of Keith Insults?

Or, for that matter, when it became another addition to (terrifyingly) fast-growing pile of Keith assets, right next to those ridiculously tight pants?

Because, shit, those things did not leave much to the imagination. And that wasn’t to say the imagination didn’t work with what it had.

But Lance digressed. Back to the mullet, and corresponding shift of opinion that had been happening these days. To Lance’s utmost chagrin, he almost, almost - damn, it was hard to admit even in thought - almost enjoyed hanging out with the Red Paladin.

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