You have nothing? I have nothing! I have no place to go! I can’t stay at Luke’s, I can’t stay in Stars Hollow, my mother’s a wack job! I mean, you’re saying you’re this loser and what- you don’t want to take me off this terrific path I’m headed down right now? I’m not graduating high school! I don’t know what I’m gonna do with the rest of my life but something’s telling me I better find out soon or I’m gonna be that guy out there on the boardwalk selling the hemp hats!
Because I’m a buzz kill, that’s why. Because that’s who I am, that’s my role. You guys, you create fun and I destroy it. Of course a silly little joke ends with a- a dead body on the lawn, I should’ve known that. But I wanted to do it anyway, ‘cause I wanted to be like you. I wanted to be funny. 'Knock knock!’ 'Who’s there?’ 'CANCER!’ 'Oh, good, come on in! I thought it was Britta!’
Yeah, I fell… down a freaking k-hole, actually. But these guys caught me. It’s what mates do. ‘Cause it’s screwed up out there. I don’t know if you’ve been outside lately, but it is. But we have a go. Whatever comes, we have a good go at it. 'Cause it’s all we can do.