tv show: hannibal

Me VS Fanfictions
  • me: nah I don’t like romance novels they’re so predictable and sappy
  • me: reads fanfiction of OTP falling in love in 347 different ways
  • Friend: Hey why do you like that character so much?
  • Me: Are you sure you're ready for this kind of conversation
Popular TV shows, as described in the worst way possible:
  • Supernatural: Three well-meaning individuals make poor life decisions, cause apocalyptic events more than anyone reasonably should.
  • Hannibal: A man is offered free psychiatric care. It goes about as poorly as you'd expect.
  • Steven Universe: A young boy is raised by an excessive amount of colorful lesbian space moms.
  • Orange is the New Black: You are given the world's gayest and most interesting supporting cast, but must pay for it by having to suffer the world's most annoying main character.
  • Stranger Things: Young girl just wants to peacefully enjoy eggos, is prevented from doing so by the actions of supernatural creatures and generally shitty adults.
  • The Powerpuff Girls: An entertaining, enjoyable, and beloved show, revived years after just so its creators can spit on everything you loved about it.
  • The 100: Lures you in with an interesting premise and lesbian warrior queens, only to brutally kill them while their bisexual lovers watch.
  • Game of Thrones: Life is awful but at least there's dragons.
  • me: *watch a whole season in a day*
  • me: oh god what am I doing with my entire life ?!?!
  • me: *watch another episode*