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twenty one pilots // blurryface

Heavydirtysoul

Stressed Out

Ride

Fairly Local

Tear In My Heart

Lane Boy

The Judge

Doubt

Polarize

We Don’t Believe What’s On TV

Message Man

Hometown

Not Today

Goner

Blurryface
  • Heavydirtysoul: "this is not rap" ARE YOU SURE TYLER?! ARE YOU REALLY SURE?! + street poetry lyrics I'm crying
  • Stressed out: insecurity + anti-capitalist vibes
  • Ride: reggae-techno-emo-rap
  • Fairly local: that one high note. You know what I'm talking about.
  • Tear in my heart: the cutesy love song we all need TBH
  • Lane boy: remember when you thought the ode to sleep rap was hard? AHAHAHAHAHA
  • The judge: weird ass noise in the beginning + ukulele + freeeeEEEEEEEE
  • Doubt: k but the beginning part sound like cats meowing really fast
  • Polarize: low key makes it feel like you're in a rap video
  • We don't believe what on tv: JOSHHHHHHHHH + YEYEYE
  • Message man: chill af + dat bassline tho
  • Hometown: supercool alt-rock vibes
  • Not today: "this ones a contradiction because of how happy it sounds" LIKE ALL YOUR FUCKIN MUSIC?!?! THIS IS WHY IM SO EMOTIONALLY CONFUSED
  • Goner: I'm crying AGAIN + the tiNY BEAN IS SCREAMING AGAIN
Blurryface Themed Asks
  • Heavydirtysoul: What are you afraid of?
  • Stressed Out: What are you stressed about?
  • Ride: Whats your dream car?
  • Fairly Local: Favorite place?
  • Tear In My Heart: Are you single?
  • Lane Boy: Dream vacation?
  • The Judge: Do feel guilty about anything?
  • Doubt: Do you have any doubts?
  • Polarize: Do you prefer hot or cold weather?
  • We Don't Believe Whats On TV: Whats your favorite show?
  • Message Man: Last person you texted?
  • Hometown: Where are you from?
  • Not Today: Whens your birthday?
  • Goner: Do you miss anyone?
Every YEAH in Blurryface

This is every YEAH! in twenty one pilot’s album “Blurryface.” DISCLAIMER: I know someone has done this before but for the life of me I can’t find it so I went ahead and made it again.  All audio belongs to Twenty One Pilots, I just stitched it together cause I was bored.  Credit for the idea to whoever did it first that I can’t find anymore.

Blurryface Summary
  • heavydirtysoul: Speed beat street poetry
  • Stressed Out: Funky existential crisis
  • Ride: Bouncy electronica
  • Fairly Local: Electro-Operatic call to arms
  • Tear In My Heart: Cute and happy love song
  • Lane Boy: Drum and Bass fuck you to the music industry
  • The Judge: Ukulele fuelled power folk
  • Doubt: Everybody in the club get down (as low as these lyrics)
  • Polarize: Schizophrenic RnB
  • We Don't Believe What's On TV: So that's where 2009 Mumford & Sons went
  • Message Man: Imagine Twenty One Dragon Pilots
  • Hometown: Foster The People
  • Not Today: Killer bassline, deathly lyrics
  • Goner: Awwh just like the origina-NO WAIT BLURRYFACE LINES AND SCREAMING

my name is Matt and I complain about cosplay shows on tv
like the judges are like “I need more detail”
binch, you gave them three days to make a character and an entire cosplay with full armor up shut your mouth u fuk like they made the armor they are covered head to toe and have done more work than I could ever do in that amount of time cut them some slack,
you want more detail, give them one more day

Real meaning behind every song off of Blurryface
  • HeavyDirtySoul: yolo zombies are ironic
  • Stressed Out: candle making is how tyler relieves stress
  • Ride: we do reggae now
  • Fairly Local: we might have a thing for the radio
  • Tear in My Heart: fuck potholes
  • Lane Boy: don't trust Beyonce
  • The Judge: just never go outside
  • Doubt: we can pull off the repeated syllable thing
  • Polarize: we know so much spanish, like tres whole words
  • We Don't Believe What's On TV: we dont believe whats on tv
  • Message Man: you dont even know me!
  • Hometown: Inthedark, USA
  • Not Today: piano players are hardcore
  • Goner: blurryface was originally tyler screaming for 40 minutes with josh playing tambourine

ashen-gee  asked:

What is your favorite TV series, mama?

Okay, judge me, but there’s this show where four women marry and they rate each others marriages and they always hate each other and it’s seriously the most hilarious thing I have ever witnessed. Especially on the last day where they see how the other brides have rated them and they throw hissy fits. I love this shit I’m so sorry.

  • Johnny: ew wtf pony, what's that on Ur face??
  • Ponyboy: uh? what are u talking about?? there isn't anything
  • Johnny: oh... Then that means..
  • Ponyboy: what
  • Johnny: Ur just naturally ugly,, yikes™ sorry man
  • Ponyboy: :) *eye twitches*