tv cops

Okay but think about

Izzy watching tv cop shows(ie: ncsi, things like that)

and sometimes she drags people in to watch them and sometimes they have slightly gory scenes(or like, old dead bodies,,) and while they’re like “that’s so gross??” she’s like “IT IS I LOVE IT”

Star signs if they wore a tv show.

Aries: cop drama - because Aries has so much restless energy and loves solving things.

Taurus: vampire diaries - because of Taurus passionate behaviour and lust.

Gemini: modern family - because of the many characters in the show that shows different sides to every person.

Cancer: EastEnders - because of cancers emotional side and epic drama.

Leo: empire - because of the fight for power and leadership. In this case in the music industry.

Virgo: Sherlock - because of Virgos wisdom and analytical skills, and organisation.

Libra: Friends - because of libras kind and free energy.

Scorpio: american horror story - basically because of all the blood and sex.

Sagittarius: two broke girls - Sagittarius sassy nature.

Capricorn: broadchurch - because of capricorns ability to understand other people.

Aquarius: big bang theory - because of their intellectual mind, and friendship.

Pisces: doctor who - because a Pisces has many faces, as they can adapt to any star sign in the zodiac.

Black on black crime has nothing to do with police brutality. Black on black crime doesn’t make the fact that racist cops are killing people of color for little to no reason any less horrible.

Fates Characters: Modern Jobs

Hinata: you’re not sure what he does but he’s always hanging around with energy drinks in his hand.

Takumi: the annoyed guy who works at the DMV.

Dwyer: McDonald’s employee always on break.

Oboro: Indie fashion designer who hates European designers.

Camilla and Elise: run a daycare together.

Leo: newly crowned World Chess Champion; otherwise, dabbles in writing.

Saizo: Works for the government doing… that’s classified.

Kaze: Also works for the government but has a desk job and a tidy cubicle.

Shiro and Kiragi: the guys with their own fishing/hunting shows on tv.

Arthur: the cop that somehow handcuffs himself to a pole.

Xander: your hot world history professor.

Ryoma: your hot Japanese language teacher.

Nina: Blogger. Tons of yaoi blogs.

Everybody, just STOP. Stop whatever you are doing and IMAGINE:

Alicia Zimmermann as the retired hockey legend married to Bob Zimmermann semi-famous actor/model.

First, Jack wouldn’t feel as overshadowed. Instead of being compared to his dad, a lot of the guys in the locker would have made fun of him or said crude things about his mom. Jack gets into a lot more fights in this universe, but he is just as talented.

Alicia knows how to nurture that without making him feel that’s the only thing he’s good for.

Alicia and Jack make fun of Bob’s terrible movies. He played a rookie in an 80’s classic cop TV show, and the two of them know the lines by heart. They spend holidays reenacting the worst scenes, and there’s a game where one of them yells strike a pose and do one of his ad campaigns. Alicia wins every time (she takes this very seriously and that’s how she got banned from two different supermarkets).

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((A little preface… So, Bro and I were gonna do a Christmas getting a tree rp. Nothing really, uh, exciting. Then I brought up the RP wishlist meme I’d done and one of the suggestions, plus something we’d been joking about… and, well, it evolved into this. We’re still debating a name for this RP… will tag appropriately when we find it. XD For now I’ll be using the tag ‘drama for christmas’. Feel free to block if not your cuppa cause this might not be the happiest. XDa MERRY CHRISTMAS??? lmao))

What had he gotten himself into? It was a question he’d asked himself several times so far from where he sat among those he’d thought he was going to be rescuing. Virgil hoped he still would be able to help them if he could find a way. That, however, was easier said than done.

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Jerome x Reader

Warnings: Strong language, violence, death

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“James, I told you to put your plate in the dishwasher three hours ago!” you sighed when you came back home with your arms full of shopping. “If Jerome back?”

“No Mom he’s killing cops on tv.” James called back. Your heart dropped to your stomach as you hurried into the living room to find your son starting at the Tv screen where Jerome was grinning proudly.

“What does he think he’s doing!” You sighed and tried his phone which you’d demanded he carry around with him.

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