Lee: “if I cannot lift my friends 1,000 times then it is 5,000 sit-ups. That was the deal.” Kankuro: “Why am I at the bottom with the brow-kid?” Shikamaru: “how troublesome. Can you put me down now?” Akamaru: “Arf!” Kiba: “Geeze Hinata! Your boobs must have made you heavy!” Hinata: *gasp!* “Kiba kun!!” Chouji: “Why is everybody’s knees on my shoulders!?” Neji: “Damnit who’s ass did I just grab!?” Chouji: “MINE!
” Ino: “Get your knee out of my back billboard-brow!” Temari: “Sai get your hand off my ass!!!: Sai: ” No way I’m taking advantage of this while I can!“ Sakura: "Naruto! Your crotch is rubing againt my shoulder!” Ten Ten: “OMG i’m gonna fall!!” Shino: “Naruto, please move your ass a little to the left.” Naruto: “Yea! Top of the pile! Datte bayo!! Gaara: "You are all morons.”
Vice:Hindi sila, may nkikita ka pbang tao? Malamang ikaw, ang tanga. ;)
(Sa gasoline station, pagbaba nya ng window)
Gas boy:Magpapagas po?
Vice:Hindi magpapacofine ako. Malamang magpapagas gasolinahan ‘to db? Alangan magpaconfine ako dto, tpos dextrose ko yung unleaded gasoline nyo, at ayun na yung ikakamatay ko. ;))
(Sumakay sya ng jeep na walang laman papuntang palengke)
Vice:Manong bayad po.
Vice:Ay manong 2 yan, nkakahiya kasi syo, kahit ako lang mag-isa sakay mo, 2 na ibabayad ko, libre na kita kahit sayo tong jeep. ;)))
(Bababa na sya)
Manong1:Bababa ka na?
Vice:Ay hindi manong, sasakay ako. Sasakay ako ulit, dun nman ako sa bubong, mas presko kasi dun.
Manong1:Dyan ba sa tabi?
Vice:Ay hindi manong. Dun ako sa gitna, sa gitna para masagasaan ako.
(Binaba siya sa gitna)
Vice mabundol ng isa pang jeep…
Manong2:Nasaktan ka ba?
Vice:(naasar) Ay hindi, nag-enjoy ako. Ulitin natin, bunguin mo pa. Isa pa! Dali! Ang sarap kasi! Nkabundol ka tapos itatanong mo kung msakit? Ikaw kaya bundulin ko? Tapos i-sahre mo skin feelings mo, kaya na-enjoy mo, sige magbunguan tayo. Laruin ntin, ipauso ntin, bungu-bunguan.
As I sat there in English class, I stared at the girl next to me. She was my so called “best friend”. I stared at her long, silky hair, and wished she was mine. But she didn’t notice me like that, and I knew it. After class, she walked up to me and asked me for the notes she had missed the day before and handed them to her. She said “thanks” and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I wanted to tell her, I want her to know that I don’t want to be just friends, I love her but I’m just too shy, and I don’t know why.
11th grade The phone rang. On the other end, it was her. She was in tears, mumbling on and on about how her love had broke her heart. She asked me to come over because she didn’t want to be alone, so I did. As I sat next to her on the sofa, I stared at her soft eyes, wishing she was mine. After 2 hours, one Drew Barrymore movie, and three bags of chips, she decided to go to sleep. She looked at me, said “thanks” and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don’t want to be just friends, I love her but I’m just too shy, and I don’t know why.
Senior year The day before prom she walked to my locker. My date is sick" she said; he’s not going to go well, I didn’t have a date, and in 7th grade, we made a promise that if neither of us had dates, we would go together just as “best friends”. So we did. Prom night, after everything was over, I was standing at her front door step. I stared at her as she smiled at me and stared at me with her crystal eyes. I want her to be mine, but she isn’t think of me like that, and I know it. Then she said “I had the best time, thanks!” and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don’t want to be just friends, I love her but I’m just too shy, and I don’t know why.
Graduation Day A day passed, then a week, then a month. Before I could blink, it was graduation day. I watched as her perfect body floated like an angel up on stage to get her diploma. I wanted her to be mine, but she didn’t notice me like that, and I knew it. Before everyone went home, she came to me in her smock and hat, and cried as I hugged her. Then she lifted her head from my shoulder and said, “you’re my best friend, thanks” and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don’t want to be just friends, I love her but I’m just too shy, and I don’t know why.
A Few Years Later Now I sit in the pews of the church. That girl is getting married now. I watched her say “I do” and drive off to her new life, married to another man. I wanted her to be mine, but she didn’t see me like that, and I knew it. But before she drove away, she came to me and said “you came!”. She said “thanks” and kissed me on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don’t want to be just friends, I love her but I’m just too shy, and I don’t know why.
Funeral Years passed, I looked down at the coffin of a girl who used to be my “best friend”. At the service, they read a diary entry she had wrote in her high school years. This is what it read: I stare at him wishing he was mine, but he doesn’t notice me like that, and I know it. I want to tell him, I want him to know that I don’t want to be just friends, I love him but I’m just too shy, and I don’t know why. I wish he would tell me he loved me! `I wish I did too…` I thought to my self, and I cried.
nagliliparan butterflies sa tyan ko when the thought of this comes to my mind; MALAPIT NA PASUKAN. Omg! Will I be a loner? Will I make friends? Enemies?, but none of this really matters, there’s a couple of things that would bother me like; will I be a disappointment to everyone again especially to myself? Will I be tempted again to do things that will lure me out of focus? But this questions can only be answered by the only person who is responsible for my future, and that would be ME. I am really excited and I always get this annoying feeling of a person who is about to puke, Do you know that kind of feeling? When your tummy is all rolled up and it’s about to fall off your butt? Anyway It is not what I’m to point out here, What I’m trying to say is Will I ever be able to stand up again and say “Hey, I made a mistake and I’ve learned from it, And this time I’m not walking the same path”, I’ll just have to admit that I’m wrong and do what I do best; FIGHT!. -for all the readers of this stupid blog of mine I’m CONGRATULATING you for reading “RESET” til’ the end.
WAIT. I know you are aware by now why this text is entitled “RESET”. Well for those who still don’t get it, The reason why I name this RESET is because I GET TO PUSH MY RESET BUTTON AGAIN and this time I’ll do what’s right and best for me. Every person who made a big mistake can push their reset button and start all over again. Who says you can’t set your phone’s setting to default? Who says you can’t push the reset button of a tamagotchi? right? of course you can. Nobody is perfect, that’s why pencil have erasers, and even ballpens have too. :)