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Starter Sentences - Game Grumps Edition
  • "You LIED to me!"
  • "If you die in the game, you die for real."
  • "First of all, I am not a child, I am a princess."
  • "You've got to make a statement. You've got to look inside yourself and say: 'What am I willing to put up with today? Not. Fucking. THIS.'"
  • "I wanna take her to the grand canyon, fuck her, and then throw her in."
  • "After months of practice with sexual humiliation, I think I'm finally ready for..mom."
  • "You can't open up the story of my life and just fucking go to page 738 and think you know me."
  • "You say 'tomato', I say 'what are you doing in my house?'"
  • "I still want to be your friend, even if you're not a dinosaur."
  • "If you love someone, tell them you love them, and if you hate them, be sure to tell them 'fuck you' at every possible opportunity."
  • "Just me naked with your cat on me and no one else around. Dream scenario."
  • "That train has sailed."
  • "Don't be afraid to call yourself an artist."
  • "I'd fistfight literally any penguin you put in front of me."
  • "You're like a turtle, but with a top hat!"
  • "You fucking assgoblin!"
  • "It's my favourite day of the week! Wednes..turday."
  • "Don't count your chickens before they egg."
  • "If I'm dead, you're.. bread."
  • "No conditioner is powerful enough to tame the beastly Judaism that lies within."
  • "I'm a poet and I'm going to take my pants off now."

keeskeren  asked:

turquoise, sea glass, tempest, tsunami!

turquoise: weirdest dream you’ve ever had?

  • i woke up in my living room & the tmnt turts were there celebrating my bday but i said i didnt like the cake bc they dropped it so they chased me down the street & threaten to beat me up i almost got beat up by dream hour tmnt

sea glass: what do you consider to be your best physical feature?

  • eyebrows ! lashes ! white hairs !

tempest: your favourite Pokemon?

  • bulbasaur !!!

tsunami: describe a dream outfit of yours.

  • something nice & black ?? turtle neck crop top & a hat ??
  • 80s surfer wear