turtles in hats

A GIANT HEAP OF WHAT IS THIS

So today I found myself in the doodle mood, but I didn’t really want to do anything on the askblogs and couldn’t think of anything I wanted to doodle… so I turned to the lot of you to see what you could come up with, asking for something super silly for me to draw.
…I knew you guys wouldn’t let me down.

Brace yourselves, here comes a gigantic heap of ridiculousness.

meet…the hatmaster. Master of the hats.

im snasnsa, snannn the skleltno 

They look like they’re kinda standing on it and holding on like they’re riding some sort of weird flying board. This…was not skillfully made.

but wait it gets better

yESsSSsssSs

SALAMI

He has activated his tsundere mode

good job Sans

This captures my perpetual inner emotional state


You guys are the best follower base I could ever ask for.✨

Reasons why the Sonic 1996 OVA is a masterpiece:

- Cute, with hilarious visual gags
- Wonderful and clean animation and character design
- Detailed and colorful backgrounds
- Metal Sonic
- Sonic and Tails live inside of a crashed jet airplane
- Old Man Owl wearing Sonic’s favorite clothes
- The fact Knuckles yells about people not letting him get his work done
- The fact Knuckles knows how to do mechanical work at all
- Metal Sonic and Sonic being synchronized so they can feel what the other feels and hear each other’s thoughts
- Eggman’s English dub voice
- Knuckles calling Sonic his best friend
- That one ridiculous kick Metal doles out to Sonic. You know the one.
- Metal mimicking Sonic’s nose rubbing
- The beeping noises Metal makes when he “talks” to Sonic 
- Overall ridiculousness. It’s 50 odd minutes of innocent lightness and fun.
- The subtle characterization of Knuckles flinching away from sunlight and being a treasure hunter
- “Turtle bomb ex machina”
- Knuckles’ hat on fire
- Knuckles’ hat in general
- Fitting soundtrack
- The fact that the Land of the Sky is resting on a SERIES OF GLACIERS ARE YOU KIDDING ME
- Eggman’s muscly helper ‘bots
- Metal and Sonic’s fighting
- Everyone falling asleep during Eggman’s Exposition Speech
- “There is only one Sonic”

The signs as weird things my friends and I have said...

Aries: “I wouldn’t put it past my brother to solicit people on the Internet for fish parts.”

Taurus: “Game Over: You’re in Hell.”

Cancer: “I’m too lazy to sleep.”

Gemini: “What does bird sex look like?”

Virgo: “You trade the berries for heroine.”

Leo: “Still not dead.”

Libra: “Everybody’s dead, huzzah!”

Scorpio: “BOOM. Awkward turtle was born.”

Sagittarius: “Hats wearing hats and drinkable grenades; the future is truly a wondrous place!”

Capricorn: “Yey, I’m transgender!”

Aquarius: “Any shirt is a bisexual shirt if you try hard enough.”

Pisces: “I don’t give three dicks.”

@plaid-n-converse

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Quiz: What Political Issue Inspired These Dr. Seuss Books?
Theodor Seuss Geisel, better known as Dr. Seuss, is famous all over the world for his iconic children's books and illustrations. But what most people don't know is that a lot of his stories are inspired by complex political issues.

Happy birthday, Dr. Seuss! Do you know what political issues inspired some of his most famous children’s books? Test your knowledge (and maybe learn a thing or two) with our quiz!

yangeliio3o  asked:

Sk8er Eliza found a turtle,Eliza likes the turtle,Eliza puts hat o turtle,Eliza named turtle: _______,Eliza uses Turtle to avoid boys flirting with her ex: "Nah man,Im taken(Turtle)

what a gr8 idea tho

Starter Sentences - Game Grumps Edition
  • "You LIED to me!"
  • "If you die in the game, you die for real."
  • "First of all, I am not a child, I am a princess."
  • "You've got to make a statement. You've got to look inside yourself and say: 'What am I willing to put up with today? Not. Fucking. THIS.'"
  • "I wanna take her to the grand canyon, fuck her, and then throw her in."
  • "After months of practice with sexual humiliation, I think I'm finally ready for..mom."
  • "You can't open up the story of my life and just fucking go to page 738 and think you know me."
  • "You say 'tomato', I say 'what are you doing in my house?'"
  • "I still want to be your friend, even if you're not a dinosaur."
  • "If you love someone, tell them you love them, and if you hate them, be sure to tell them 'fuck you' at every possible opportunity."
  • "Just me naked with your cat on me and no one else around. Dream scenario."
  • "That train has sailed."
  • "Don't be afraid to call yourself an artist."
  • "I'd fistfight literally any penguin you put in front of me."
  • "You're like a turtle, but with a top hat!"
  • "You fucking assgoblin!"
  • "It's my favourite day of the week! Wednes..turday."
  • "Don't count your chickens before they egg."
  • "If I'm dead, you're.. bread."
  • "No conditioner is powerful enough to tame the beastly Judaism that lies within."
  • "I'm a poet and I'm going to take my pants off now."