some people: oh no glasses! not glasses. that means I’m getting old. I won’t wear them..
Jim Kirk: reading glasses? for my birthday? this is so exciting! I’m going to embrace my flamboyant literary queen/aging turtleneck butch lesbian aesthetic and Truly I’m Living!!! Look at my beautiful husband wearing a snuggie with an Olivia Newton-John headband, we are truly aging in a gay, graceful fashion together. I love us so much! I’m so happy! we’re in San Francisco and we love Italian, what were you saying again about the whales? I got sidetracked