The Turtle Bible

For yesterday’s Turtle Birthday episode that I guest hosted for the Chris Gethard Show I had no idea how much I needed to actually prepare as far as bits were concerned, mostly because I had no idea how engaging just watching a turtle could be. But because I wanted to be over prepared I thought that part of the party would be reading part of the ‘Turtle Bible’ for the turtle… like maybe it was a religious Turtle. And this was the bible but for turtles.

We didn’t end up reading this, because the hour went by super fast. But here are the two pages of the turtle bible I was prepped to read had the show gone massively wrong.

Thank you all for the support last night! I had an awesome time throwing that party for Beefeater. It was everything I could have dreamed of.