so apparently femshep’s official height is 5′3″, and garrus’ is 7′. that’s a height difference of a whopping 21 inches. I’m honestly so disappointed that this isn’t addressed in-game because you just know he’d absolutely rip the piss out of her for it 

“hey shep I’m pretty sure alliance regulations say that anyone under 5′7″ has to use a booster seat in the mako…” 

garrus…kiss ur tiny angry girlfriend before she decks you…

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This is one way to get dinner I guess


Guys, guys, guys, I really like how this turned out, I mean everyones faces are so cute! Anyway, everyone ready for a really long explanation, alright, let’s gooooooo!

 Okay so since it’s a long story, I’m just gonna write the basics. 

 Final battle.

 Foot vs Hamato clan.

 Shredder fighting Splinter. Splinter is now unconscious.

 Mikey shows up on the scene and without even thinking he yells out to shredder to stop. Shredder turns on Mikey (this scene can be found here) Shredder fights Mikey and is winning April shows up and saves Mikey. Splinter and the gang (April,Miwa, and Casey) take Mikey back to the lair cause he’s hurt pretty bad. 

 Mikey stays with them and heals for months (at least 5) (Random things happen in that time x, x, and x. [I need to draw more of this time]) 

 Meanwhile he’s bros are going crazy searching for him and trying to get him back (shredder lied to them and told them the Hamatos kidnapped Mikey) Finally Mikey is able to go to his bros, but can’t go with them cause shredder will kill him for his betrayal (a comic about that can be found here. Mikey tries to explain that April and Splinter, all the Hamatos are good. His bros think that Splinter must have tricked Mikey or mind controlled him or something to get him to say that and is laying out a trap (or something like that) cause why would their Master lie to them.

 But when Mikey looks to Don and calls him “Donnie” for the first time since before Mikey lost his arm (which is at least 6 to 7 years, [this little part about the name was @purpletechtyrtle ]). Donnie is so shocked by this and then he notices the tiny spark of light in Mikeys eyes that he hasn’t seen in so many many years, and Donnie believes him. (Hence the comic above) And there you have it so far XD haha this is waaaaaay near the end of my story buuuut, these parts are the most clear in my mind. I hope all this makes sense and is not too confusing!

headcanon: mcsnurtle the turtle becomes a therapy pet for barry. whenever he comes back from a mission, he just lies down on the floor with his cowl down and lets the turtle crawl all over him for HOURS. iris tries to get him off the floor in vain and resorts to sitting down with him to play with mcsnurtle

Band sleeping habits?

  • Noodle: Snores/Violently throws blankets and other objects off the bed (and when 2D check on her in the morning, he picks them up and tucks her in before she can wake up)
  • Russel: Sleeps with one of those little frilly eye mask things/Yells for Del/The only one with a set curfew
  • 2D: Sucks his thumb/Midnight snacker/Forgets meds every night
  • Murdoc: Has a satanic teddy bear/Sleeps with his head at the foot of the bed
Turtle boyfriend [ 2/4 ]


  • Doesn’t matter how long you’ve been dating, he will always be showing off his strength and flexing for you.
  • Beside sexy times, he just loves to cuddle and be your big cuddly teddy bear. 
  • After starting to date you, he just couldn’t share room with Mikey anymore. He would have to get his own so he could have his privacy with you and so you could sleep over. 
  • If he had to choose a favorite part of you, it would be your lower half for sure. He adores your legs, can’t take his eyes or hands off of your booty and he will always give you the best feet massages. 
  • Dates with him will probably be home alone somewhere, watching some action movies, cuddling on the couch or in bed and having both your favorite snacks. 
  • If other boys, specially Casey, talks to you, he won’t be too happy with it and if someone dares to flirt with you, then they better be prepared to say hello to his fists. He doesn’t take that too well, cause nobody flirts with his babe. 
  • Beside your lips, which he loves, his favorite place to kiss you is your neck, right below your ear. He loves to make you shiver down your spine, whispering sweet nothings along with some dirty talking. 
  • His nicknames for you are most  likely babe, gorgeous and sweetheart. Sometimes he’ll call you for baby or baby girl. In sexy times, it’s all abot naughty names and words. 
Turtle boyfriend [ 1/4 ]


  • He’s a true gentleman to you. Always polite, he takes out chairs for you to sit, opens doors for you and let you walk in/out first. Just a really sweet boyfriend.
  • Since he’s the leader (and the honor boy), he uses a lot of time training, meditating and preparing his weapons to be ready for anything, but he will always make it up to you somehow. Like spending the weekends with you.
  • He’s always up very early, so just be prepared to fangirl on all the sweet good morning messages from him. 
  • If you’re not in a good mood, he will always be there to listen to you and afterwards come up with suggestions on what to do, depending what’s bothering you.
  • Dates with him could be walks in a park after midnight when nobody else is around. Just holding hands and walking in a slow pace, enjoying each others company. 
  • Whenever he’s stressed and comflicted, probably just had a fight with Raph as usual, he will seek you for comfort, to talk and let it out.
  • His favorite place to kiss you besides the lips are on the forehead and temple. Just imagine him holding you close, planting his soft lips on your temple. It’s a way of letting you know he’s always there and will always protect you, without putting words to it. 
  • His nicknames for you would be something like beautiful, precious or love. In sexy times he’ll call you his flower or kitten. 

Behavior category – commended. The Game by Edwar Herreño (Colombia). Location: Costa Rica

“6:30 am and a 4 meter tiger shark was about to breakfast on a hawksbill turtle next to the boat. I took my camera, jumped into one of the skiffs and went closer. That was one of the image that I had wanted to get for years (I had been working there for 11 years doing 4 dives per day). It was dark so I pumped up the ISO to 800; then when I got close, I stuck half of my body into the water; one of the skiff drivers was holding my legs. I took as many pictures as I could but they moved a lot! The Tiger was trying to bite the turtles head off while the turtle defended herself by showing her back. It went on like that until one of them gave up.”

Turtle boyfriend [ 3/4 ]


  • He’s a sweetheart and more than a gentleman. He will treat you like a queen, because to him, you are royalty. He will often go on and on about how he don’t deserve you and you deserve so much better, like a real man who can actually take you out and do all those public things he can’t. He will always be just as surprised when you kiss him to shut him up, but all he need is you reassuring him. 
  • He loves to cuddle with you in his room, having you lay on top of him, your back against his plastron as the two of you play some Xbox together. 
  • If you need any help to anything, he will do whatever he can to help you as fast as possible. 
  • Dates with him could be just the two of you on a roof top together, looking up at the full moon and the stars.
  • Be prepared for gifts. Like the genious he is, he loves to create and make things. Just be prepared for many gifts. Anything from flowers, to new tech things and even jewelery. 
  • He thinks you look supercute when you try on his glasses or gear. 
  • Besides the lips, his favorite place to kiss you is on the cheeks or on your hands. He loves to make you blush and wants you to feel special, because you mean everything to him. 
  • Nicknames for you would be princess. You are his princess and you deserve the best. He also like to call you for darling and honey.