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@ dave;

I’M NOT HERE TO WRITE FUCKING MEMOS UPON MEMOS OF INANE COMMENTING ON EACH OTHER’S SORRY EXCUSE FOR ABSURDITY, STRIDER.

ALTHOUGH I WILL SAY, SHOOTING DOWN WHATEVER FLYING, FEATHERED HOPES YOU HAVE ARE WHAT I PLAN ON DOING ON A REGULAR BASIS. CRUSHING THEM INTO A LITTLE DUST AND BLOWING THEM FAR ACROSS THE WORLD SO ITS CITIZENS WILL WEEP IN SYMPATHY TO YOUR SITUATION. AND I’LL JUST LAUGH.

/glares at the other profusely, letting instinct pass through him causing him to take a step backward while growling lightly, before groaning dully and crossing his arms.

FIRST OF ALL, DON’T CALL ME ANY OF YOUR INANE NICKNAMES, IT’S MAKING THIS WHOLE PREDICAMENT MORE FOOLISH THAN IT SHOULD BE.

SECOND OFF, YOU SAW THAT DARE, RIGHT? I’M GOING OFF THE ASSUMPTION YOU DID, THOUGH I’M HERE TO ASSURE MY BELIEFS. SO. GO, ASSURE THEM.

SINCE I DON’T THINK I HAVE THE PHYSICAL CAPABILITY TO BE IMPULSIVE RIGHT NOW. THE STUPIDITY IS CLOUDING MY ACTIONS.

>Terezi: Burst into Dave's room like a boss.

You are dealing with EMOTIONS and FEELINGS and these are things you don’t want to deal with right now. So instead you take the nifty little package that Rose was kind enough to wrap up for you and casually appear in Dave’s room. He appears to be on tumblr, as per usual, and you walk up behind him, flopping the clothes on his keyboard, and wrapping your arms around his neck from behind.

You grin, tilting your head and letting your lips brush against his neck. The back of his neck, obviously. You’re keeping your lips away from that retarded slash on his neck with the stupid smiley face. Maybe if he listened to you!!

Oh wait, you were attempting to be seductive, not nagging him on his death scars.

“Hey. Dave. Guess what I have.”

I REALLY ENJOY DRAWING MY DAVE AS A TROLL WHAT A SHITTY HIPSTER PUNK!!!!!!!

also this is my more ~relaxed~ style im trying out

like, ive done styles similar but im trying to keep this one so it becomes a thing for me when im too lazy to do my regular art

(biggest diff is drawing this motherfucker w/ some shades)