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Melanie Martinez + Songs titles.

Sometimes I think about the future of self driving cars and how everyone I talk to about that future is like “okay but in an emergency we’ll be able to take back manual control, right?” and I usually placate them by saying, yeah, that’s totally how it’ll happen, but actually we’re already seeing the opposite. Cars with “self driving” features like steering and breaking that kick in and take control from the driver if the driver is about to rear end someone or is in a dangerous situation because the truth is computers can think faster and have better reflexes than us and I think about this going into the future and how if the self-driving cars are able to share their data with each other and learn from the driving experiences of every car on the road soon we’ll have cars that are so massively experienced at driving and avoiding accidents and making microsecond decisions and partial degree turns of the wheels and being so damn precise that automobile accidents will be almost unheard of and that’s when we’ll develop the most wasteful hilarious extreme sport in history where a single human driver will go up against an arena of ultra smart self driving cars and just by driving around recklessly try to coral them into crashing into each other and I tell you I would watch that sport all day.

Normal Horoscope:

Aries: Art is not produced by suffering, it is produced by powerful experience.

Taurus: What you desire hasn’t been real since the beginning. Give up, it will bring you peace.

Gemini: The sound of distant bells will signify the beginning of something new and good.

Cancer: People come and go, the world goes on. You go on. The wheel turns.

Leo: A bad hair day is an opportunity to practice confidence.

Virgo: Carrying the burdens of others is emotional weightlifting. You’re fuckin jacked son.

Libra: A desire for perfection is a destiny of disappointment. Love is a beautifully fickle thing.

Scorpio: Cooking is an ancient and powerful magic. One that we can study in tv.

Sagittarius: The arcane symbols that dance through your mind are the flaws you cannot confront.

Capricorn: What keeps you where you are? Chains can be made of nearly anything, Including literal metal.

Aquarius: You mean more than you know. This gives you great capacity to hurt. Be gentile.

Pisces: Allow yourself to be happy.

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Happy New Years Eve! Rosie is partying it up on her cat wheel😂 Don’t mind the white barricade… some kitties like to put their paws in the turning wheels🙄 #liloandrosie

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So this is something I’ve been working on over the weekend. It’s dirty so if you don’t like spanking and dirty talk, this isn’t for you.

WARNING: Mature content

You were being ignored and you were also extremely horny and needy which didn’t go good together. Harry was in the home office doing god knows what and you had barely seen him all day apart from the quick breakfast together this morning and then he had locked himself in those four walls. You had agreed with yourself to give him time to do what he needed and then you would interrupt after a couple hours. You had given him plenty of extra time to deal with business and now you were just growing increasingly impatient by the second. You had checked your emails, read a book, cooked- everything you could think of but nothing could take your mind off the throbbing discomfort between your legs.

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Normal Horoscope:

Aries: You cling to something. Let it go. Its weight will only strain you.

Taurus: Take them in your hands and savor the heat.

Gemini: Life has a way of mirroring itself. The end is marked by an image of the beginning. The wheel turns.

Cancer: Think of those important to you. Do you feel how hot that importance burns? Yet we never seem to share its depth. That same flame burns in all of us. You are not unloved.

Leo: Root beer is damn tasty. It used to be made of real roots and it was disgusting. Every draft is better than the last.

Virgo: Make a map of somewhere imaginary. Know it as you do your own home. Once it is there, it will continue to grow.

Libra: Your soul radiates off you like the ripples in a pond. Watch yourself. Your soul shows more than you know.

Scorpio: Terror and love are the same emotion.

Ophiuchus: Do you see the girl with the barbed wire halo? Nobody else does.

Capricorn: The worst thing about our demons is that sometimes we love them.

Aquarius: If honey nut cheerios are gluten free then why are they so good? Stop yourself. Some things need no questioning or explanation. Allow tasty to be tasty.

Pisces: Quit being a wimp and eat her out. Forget about the scales.

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that feel when your incorporeal Dark Lord cbf coming up with a Cool Villain Name for his least fav follower X)

based on this post, and because I can’t get over learning that Asmodean literally means “Musician” in the official Wheel of Time companion book, I’m still flipping out poor Asmo, this is why I love you