bro…chance the rapper is my NEW favorite rapper *dabs* I can’t believe my mom won’t let me vape in my house anymore! she SUCKS! *blows a vape cloud into your face* she wont even let me get a tattoo but dude check out this new song I found on youtube *pulls up a video of a 4 minute edm song with a screencap of a hot girl* yeah this song just bangs bruh *mom starts yelling at me because she wsnts me to turn the volume down* MOM I HAVE FRIENDS OVER YOU ARE NOT GOING TO TELL ME WHAT TO DO WHILE I HAVE FRIENDS OVER *mom is still yelling at me* I’m sorry man…you should probably leave…my mom is CRAZY
1) I am autistic. There is nowhere that I end and autism begins.
2) Ordinary sights, sounds or touches may be difficult or painful for me. Please be understanding if I ask you to turn the volume down, turn the light off, or not to touch me without warning.
3) If I didn’t catch what you said, it may not be because I’m not listening. I sometimes have trouble processing spoken language, especially when there is background noise.
4) I like routines because I know what to expect. It’s best to not spring surprises on me.
5) Don’t ask me, “Everybody else can do X, so why can’t you?” I am not like “everybody else.” I may not even be like other autistic people.
6) I may have difficulty asking for what I need due to difficulties getting the words out or even just due to anxiety. I don’t mind if you ask me if I need something; just don’t do it every five minutes.
7) I learn better when I can learn MY way. Most people do, even those who aren’t autistic.
8) Just because I’m not making eye contact doesn’t mean I’m not paying attention.
9) Just because I’m autistic doesn’t mean I don’t want to have friends. However, I’m an introvert, and I need time alone to recharge.
10) Ask me about my special interest, but be prepared for a monologue.
Choose one of the ambient tracks below, and play it, but turn the volume down to 50% or below. Then, choose a celestial body of your choice, and turn that volume to 100%. Feel free to play around with the sound settings, but the combination of music along with the sounds of your chosen celestial body make for an intense and very deep experience!
DISCLAIMER: Planets and other celestial bodies do not make actual sounds, but instead, emit radio waves that can be converted back into sound waves.
Keith had finally
gotten him to turn off the TV and start his evening routine. For some reason,
he’d become obsessed with a television show, and had binge watched
at least 6 episodes that day alone. Keith didn’t get it–the show was about…witches?
Magic? There may have been a dragon involved? Who knows; he’d been grading
papers and had spent most of his time badgering Lance to turn down the volume
so he could focus.
All he knew was that
if Lance was up after he went to sleep, he’d just get woken up all over again
when Lance came to bed.
“Babe, are you
serious?” He asked, looking at Lance incredulously as he held their tablet
in one hand, toothbrush in the other.
So here’s a silly little fic I wrote for things you said at 4am for my wonderful, friend who unwittingly chose the prompt for me. Thank you to all you wonderful people who have liked/reblogged the little things I’ve written so far. It honestly means so much to me.
Things you said on the phone at 4am | msr fluff
Scully can’t say she was entirely surprised to see Mulder rather closely resembling hell as she walked into the basement on Tuesday morning and she certainly wasn’t offended at the groan he omitted at the sight of her. She’d been humming obtusely in a rather un-Scully-like manner and had placed the Starbucks cup down in front of him with more vigour than strictly required, earning her a scowl from her partner which did nothing but make her laugh brightly. She was pretty sure this is the opposite of his desired effect.
“Can’t you turn the volume of your hair down or something? It’s way too bright”
A/N: Yuri on Ice!!! (Otayuri, lee Yuri) - 29. “I can’t sleep…” combined with Yuri on Ice!!! (Otayuri) - 3. “Why are you so grumpy?~” by another anon! Probably the last I’ll be writing in one night of speedwriting, but I think I broke a shameful writing record … x) #happy1yearanniversarytomyblogalright.
Summary: Yuri is tired enough to be in need of a power nap, but can’t get himself to sleep peacefully. Otabek finds that tickling him is the solution: it’ll either wake him up properly so a nap won’t be necessary, or it’ll give him the final push to fall asleep and rest. Now which is it gonna be….
Word Count: 1235
“Beka… Turn the volume the fuck down.” Otabek raised his eyebrows and looked down at Yuri who lay in the corner of the couch, only a little bit away from him, curled up like a kitten.
“Say what?” he asked in a calm but low voice. Yuri only made a grunting sound and waved his hand angrily at Otabek who sat in the other corner of the couch, the remote in his hand as he watched some silly comedy show.
“Why are you so grumpy?~” he asked, earning a cushion in his face. This had been Yuri’s only support for his head, and Otabek chuckled when Yuri turned on his back, squirming uncomfortably with both his hands covering his eyes.
“Hmh tired. I can’t sleep… Beka. Turn it down,” Yuri sighed grumpily.
“You shouldn’t be able to sleep. It’s noon,” Otabek replied, but he still did as he told and turned the volume down a bit. Yuri still didn’t seem satisfied since he turned back onto his side restlessly, his knees pulling up to his chest as he curled up. Heh. Otabek wasn’t returning that cushion either.
“Mrmph. Need a power nap,” Yuri mumbled. Otabek rolled his eyes but still smiled. Yuri could easily get up and retreat to rest in bed, but he chose not to. Otabek knew he wouldn’t, since on relaxing weekend days like these Yuri refused to be in separate rooms. It was funny and cute how Yuri was being grumpy but affectionate at the same time.
“Still can’t sleep.” Yuri continued to complain, sigh and filled the room with negative energy. Otabek found himself torn between being disapproving about sleeping so early on the day, but then again he thought after such a tough week of training Yuri did earn some rest. Oh, but he knew how he could get him to sleep without tucking him into bed right away.
“You know what works better?” Otabek finally asked after a lot of uncomfortable turning and squirming from Yuri, and the sleepy guy opened one eye and looked at him with a frown.
Otabek extended his hand and motioned he should come to his side of the couch. Yuri first sighed and closed his eyes again, ignoring him and too lazy to move, but then after a short moment he reacted.
The Kazakh grinned when Yuri crawled closer, and he allowed the smaller teen to curl up against him. Rubbing his head against Otabek’s chest, Yuri made himself comfortable, wrapping his arms around his middle as he accepted his boyfriend’s invitation.
Smiling, Otabek lowered his hand and rubbed Yuri’s back. He then grinned and hooked his fingers under the hem of Yuri’s sweater, lightly trailing his fingernails along his bare waistline. He could feel Yuri tense up against him and he felt warm and tingly with mischief at the thought of what he would be doing to him in three- two- one….
“Whaahahaha Bekah! Fuck no!” Yuri’s angry giggles filled the room at once. Otabek used both hands to scribble at the skin of Yuri’s waist and lower back, then slowly moved up further under his sweater to tease more of his skin.
“Otabek no!” Yuri warned before collapsing and letting his beautiful laughter loose.
“Hahaha-how’s this waha working better!?” Ah, Otabek hoped he would ask, enjoying his own little excuse to tease his sweet sensitive boyfriend with tickles.
“Tickling you will either wake you up completely, or make you sleepy enough to get to that power nap straight away. It will just work either way,” he said, his voice calm unlike his fingers that moved rapidly all over Yuri’s sides and back.
“You bahahastard!” Yuri squealed and twisted, holding tightly onto him but also making desperate movements to jump out of his grip at the same time.
YALL ARE REALLY DRAGGING KIM NAMJOON INTO A FAKE SEX SCANDAL WITH VENNY LIKE WHO IS VENNY TF???
Why are her actions impacting Namjoon’s image, what are you gaining by spreading these rumors. Namjoon did absolutely nothing. Stop making troll accounts thinking you can make him look bad. After all he has been through Namjoon finally starts getting love, and now just because he thanked a fan for a small reason he gets this shit in return. Don’t be surprised when bighit lowkey stops caring about intl armys now. Great. Just bc of a troll acc so much shit is happening. What a mess, Namjoon is innocent.
TURN YALL VOLUME DOWN TBH I SCREAM
Hopefully as Namjoon says “the world is gonna change”
Kill people with fingers on Twitter More than a gun, more than a knife The tip of your tongue is just glitter
You know a small situation blew out of hand rn lets support Namjoon and continue to let him now he is worthy of love!