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anonymous asked:

What if James thought he was doodling on a scrap piece of paper and not the exam itself until a day later when he realizes and he's like OH MY GOD THE MINISTRY KNOWS I FANCY EVANS

“Merlin Prongs, calm down,” grumbles Sirius, trying to get him to shut up so that he could read his magazine in peace. Meanwhile James looks to be two seconds from tearing out his hair, wearing a hole in the floor with his pacing.

Calm down?” he says shrilly, voice cracking, “How do you expect me to calm down when I basically wrote ‘Mrs Lily Potter’ across my OWL papers?”

“I thought you’d be taking her name.”

Padfoot.”

With an overly dramatic huff, Sirius throws his magazine off to the side, swinging his feet over the edge of the bed. Taking him by the shoulders he says, “Would you relax; you’re acting like it’s some huge shock for people to know that you fancy Evans.”

“Because it is,” James insists, slumping forward. “No one was supposed to know until I made a move.”

Sirius just stares at him for a moment, trying to discern whether or not he was joking. Finally, he says, “Mate, I don’t think there’s anyone out there who doesn’t know that you’re halfway in love with Lily Evans. Babies probably know and they don’t even have object permanence.”

He pouts sullenly, crossing his arms. “Evans doesn’t know.”

“You literally just asked her out in front of the whole school,” he tells him, eyebrows rising higher. “Seriously. Like half an ago. Snivellous called her that wretched word and she’s probably coming up with ways to chop off your balls and feed it to the giant squid. Have you been confounded?”

James suddenly goes very quiet and very pale, his eyes widening comically behind his glasses. He stumbles backward into Peter’s bed, wiping a hand down his face and knocking his glasses askew.

“Oh Merlin,” he whimpers, his voice barely above a whisper, “I just asked out Lily Evans.”

Sirius just groans, flopping back onto his bed and seriously contemplating sending a strong silencio his best mate’s way.

The Paul Revere of Long Island –Austin Roe

Not a day goes by when I don’t curse Turn for robbing me of my favorite Culper, so in honor of season four, I have out my copies of Washington’s Spies (Alexander Rose) and George Washington’s Secret Six (Brain Kilmeade and Don Yaeger), as well as my array of online genealogies. Let’s do this, shall we?


Austin Roe was born to John and Joanna Miller Roe on March 2, 1749. He was the youngest of nine siblings. In 1773, Roe married Catherine Jones, and throughout their marriage they had eight children, of which we know little. This means that out of the main members of the Ring during the war, he was the only married man, if you exclude Washington. This also makes him the only member of the Ring with children at the time–once again leaving out Washington and his stepchildren–with his oldest recorded as being born in 1775. Austin was the owner of a little establishment going by the name of Roe’s Tavern in Setauket. Having grown up in the area, it is very likely that Roe was a childhood friend to other members of the Ring like Tallmadge, Brewster, and Woodhull. 

When the Culper Ring began, Roe gladly joined his friends in the cause, becoming a courier alongside Brewster and another, younger man named Jonas Hawkins whose paranoid personality got him kicked out of the ring early on. It’s a stunning thing when you realize that with a business as well as a growing family, such dangerous work could have surely offered many more cons than pros. But he joined the team, and was granted the code number 724. Roe became the link between Townsend and Woodhull (except for brief window that Jonas Hawkins served or when  Abraham made the trips himself). Austin rode over 1000 miles throughout the whole Revolution, earning him he very fitting title of The Paul Revere of Long Island. Riding in and out of enemy territory weighed down with incriminating letters that could put a noose around his neck must have been quite the nerve-wracking job for poor Austin, but with a clever disguise of a merchant he was never discovered. He would meet Townsend, most likely on “business terms,” receive the letters from Culper Jr., then return home to Setauket where he would find a means of passing the letters off to Woodhull. Woodhull would then add Culper Sr.’s own findings to the mix and then the information would be passed along to Tallmadge through Brewster, where Benjamin would present the information to 711 himself–George Washington. Roe’s work was crucial to the Ring, however his personal life soon caused trouble for his fellow spies. 

Around late 1779 to early 1780, both Townsend and Woodhull had quite a few complaints with Roe’s functioning as a courier. It seemed as if he was having trouble being on time, and if the Ring was not functioning like clockwork, it could easily cause many problems. This fear, of course, was worsened by the two jumpy spies. Roe was given a bit of time off, leaving correspondence up to Robert and Abraham. Why did Roe’s work suddenly decrease in quality though? A lot of digging through family trees, however, seems to explain to me why Austin slowed down. In October of 1779, tragedy struck the Roe family. Their third child, a two year old named Joanna, died. I cannot find anything saying how she died, but her death does seem to offer explanation to Austin’s struggle to keep up with spy work. To add to his stress, less than two weeks after little Joanna’s death, Catherine seems to have given birth to a son.It’s likely that grief is what caused Austin’s work in the Ring to falter, even to the point where Washington considered discharging him (a choice Townsend would have happily agreed with). However, thanks to some convincing on Tallmadge’s part, Roe was allowed to remain. After a well deserved break, Roe was back within the Ring, though it seems he was much more reluctant to risk the trips and his work as a courier became only part time.

After the war, Roe was reimbursed for his duties and he returned his full attention to his family and tavern. Unlike the other Culpers, who seemed content to let their pasts faded into obscurity, Austin was delighted to entertain guests with tales of his adventures in espionage–kindly leaving out the names of his fellow spies. In 1790, Roe’s Tavern was due for its most famous visitor. On his tour of Long Island, George Washington himself stayed the night, and legend says that Austin was so excited to meet him that he fell from his horse and broke his leg. After the war, he joined the army as well, serving under none other than fellow courier, Jonas Hawkins. Captain Austin Roe passed away ten years after his wife, on November 28, 1830, at age 81. 

Sadly, like the other members of the Ring, the memory of this hero has all but been buried, with poor Austin even being denied a true role in the AMC series Turn sorry kids but Rogers will never be my Roe. But he is definitely my favorite member of the Ring, so I figured I would share because honestly I love Austin Roe.

anonymous asked:

uh mamamoo hasn't done blackface twice OR appropriated bindis / hindu culture... in the song they were singing they were making a pun about Buddha ("handsome, awesome Buddha” or w/e) and the dot on their faces were to symbolize urnas. Solar is a Buddhist and Hwasa grew up in a Buddhist household so I find it weird that people are trying to police them about a culture/religion half of the group grew up in…they haven’t done anything racist since their apology

im not hindu or buddhist so i wouldnt know?? regardless they did do blackface and regardless i dont like them they make me uncomfortable im allowed to not like a group i have not once told anyone to stop liking them stan them if u want idc im still softblocking any mutual who rbs them tho and thats my choice leave me alone now thanks