turned out bad

(you need me to) get it together

Pairing: Sam Drake x Reader
Words: 3,150
Warnings: references to violences and sex and shtuff
Request: smol and tol sam drake x reader

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Perhaps hiring possibly the only person up—for lack of a better word—for the job as his and Sullivan’s researcher was certainly not the best decision Sam had come to. Then again, he had made fairly questionable decisions in the past, so maybe this wouldn’t be among the more exceedingly consequential kind.

He had just hoped this one choice wouldn’t come to bite him in the ass.

And in all truth, in the year he’d gotten to know the young, pretty, resourceful, intelligent and vaguely tiny Y/N, it hasn’t backfired quite yet.

Not that it meant that day would never come, of course. He still kind of is anticipating it.

His mind retraces back to Y/N’s first day on the job. Sullivan had showed her around the office that they had managed get their hands on with the couple bucks they had. When Sam stepped into the space of what would be her little research space, he guessed that she’d already been briefed about the details of their latest historical find, because there she was, prepared to step on top of her desk chair to reach for a book on a shelf clearly too high for her to reach.

Sam grinned at the sight. “Glad you’re making use of the furniture, kid,” he said from the door, immediately catching her attention.

Her cheeks flushed a light shade of pink and she smiled sheepishly. “Bookshelves don’t tend to adhere to small folk like me.”

“I can see that.” He sauntered over to the shelves as she backed away from the desk chair to give him space. “Which one?” he said, gesturing to the books.

Pilgrims of the Seventeenth Century,” she answered.

He easily reached up and plucked the hardback tome from the shelf, handing it to her with a hint of an amused grin that she could hardly return.

“Thank you,” she said, moving to flip through it.

He shrugged. “Hey, we’re all about making your job easier,” he proudly declared.

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senshiofmom  asked:

Top 10 sailor Moon Monster of the week

10. Screaming violin woman (093)

9. Pegasus hits the gym (143)

8. WHAT the ACTUAL HELL (151)

7. An 80s stripper who also happens to be a shoe (106)

6. Me (114)

5. The animation department had a lot of extra pink paint (174)

4. An elephant vacuum cleaner, but like in a sexy way (094)

3. My breasts are two small screaming snowmen (038)

2. Ball Family (132, 140, 146)

1. A straight-up, actual volcano (067)

🎇 Happy New Year from Draco & Harry 🎇 


Passing by the edge of the cold winter,
until the days of the spring,
until the days of the flower blossoms
Please stay, please stay there a little longer

okay but how funny would it be if, after all this build up, Sam is the one to use the grenade launcher

Day & the Life of a Hogwarts Student!

JK: Hello! My name is Jeon Jungkook! I’m a 5th year Slytherin studying at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry! Today, I’m here to give you a look into the life of what it’s like to be a student here at Hogwarts!

Waking Up!

JK:  Getting up is pretty hard for everyone, but thankfully, getting dressed isn’t that bad with a little magic!


JK: I usually go to the Great Hall to eat with Yoongi hyung (who’s a fellow Slytherin) … but he’s usually sleeps instead of eats. Namjoon hyung and Seokjin hyung usually both drop by to say hello too– although, Namjoon hyung’s pretty much like Yoongi hyung– they’re not morning people … at all. And Seokjin hyung is usually being followed by a bunch of admirers because he’s very good looking! (Did you know he was half veela?)

Class Time!

JK: Since I’m a 5th year, I have to take my OWLS at the end of the year, so I have to be diligent and learn & study as much as I can! Especially since my results could potentially affect what jobs I can apply for! Hopefully, I’ll be able to get ‘Outstanding’s on all my subjects!


JK: During my downtime, I like to head over to the Quidditch pitch for some practice! My hyungs from Hufflepuff usually join me too! Taehyung hyung and Hobi hyung are both beaters for their team – I’m the seeker for mine! But more often than not, we wind up goofing off ahahaha 


JK: I usually try to hang out with my friends in between classes! Since all my hyungs are either 6th or 7th years, it can be sometimes hard to meet up with everyone due to our schedules, but all of us usually make an effort to go to dinner together!

End of the Day!

JK: What better way to wrap up the day than with the one thing that everyone loves? FOOD! We return to the Great Hall once again to grab some dinner! I gotta say, the best way to the end the day is eating and hanging out with friends! And although, you’re supposed to sit with your respective houses during meals, we usually wind up goofing off together at the Hufflepuff table before we call it a night!

// Hogwarts!AU based off of @ask-hufflepuff-v ‘s AU! :’)