turned him down

nightfurywitch  asked:

Consider: Daft Punk Robot Jones AU

Sorry this took awhile.

I probably could have gone to bed and come up with something clever when I was more well-rested, but instead I opted to stay up into the wee hours and came up with an au where Guy-Man takes a liking to Robot Jones and wants to adopt him as his (second) son, but Jones turns him down because he already has a father. And DJ wants to kill him because he’s mad jelly.

when i was like 14, i once wore contact lenses instead of glasses to school bc i had just learned how to put them on and i wanted to show them to my friends right, and this one guy goes and tells me “i thought girls were supposed to become beautiful when they stopped wearing glasses. something obviously went wrong with you” and that was??? so incredibly rude i wanted to cry but i just stood there not knowing what to say bc i honestly thought we were friends

but the girl sitting in front of him (who was also his crush, mind u) hears him and turns around with the most disgusted expression on her face, and calls him out on it like “omg i cant believe you said that have you even seen yourself in a mirror you have no right to tell her shit” and then she turns to me and says “dont listen to him, you look gorgeous with or without glasses” and she probably already forgot about that but i always remember it whenever i feel self-conscious about myself

so the moral of the story is: if u see someone being a jerk to someone else, dont laugh along and call them out on it. stick together and bring all the fuckboys down

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happy v-day from straight white boys everywhere!

homemade valentines taken from real texts from a certain boy

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So this is love, so this is what makes life divine…

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The touch of another person’s hands.

Hands that wrap us in warmth, that hold us close. Hands that guide us to shelter, to comfort. Hands that hold and touch and reassure us through crisis. The first thing we ever learn is that the touch of someone else’s hand can ease pain and make things better. 

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OK BUT MINAMI IS JUST TOO CUTE!!! and that he adores Yuuri is adorable omggg!!! he’s such a cutie patootie omg /////// So I guess when he asked Yuuri for an autograph, Yuuri can’t turn him down. Meanwhile Victor still can’t take his hands off Yuuri (being the proud and overprotective boyfriend that he is) and Minami would be too overwhelmed by all the victuuri right in front of his eyes (/////////w////////)~

Play loud music through your head set, well let me ask you some questions.

I take a train to work every day. About a 45 minute commute each way in a very comfortable train. Usually quiet and we all can take a nap before and after work. A new guy started taking the train that is a total jerk. He has these head phones that are super loud. Whenever someone asks him to turn down the music, he gets very confrontational. So one day he sits next to me and I am not about to ask him to turn it down! Oh no! I am about to become his best friend. I ask him what song is playing! I tell him I heard it once and want to buy it. He tells me only to put his music back on. Next song comes up. I ask him what that song is. He is clearly aggravated by now. I let the third song go by, but when I see him look at me I give him the ‘ahh not a fan’ . Fourth song I tap him again and ask him what it is. I then ask him if he could show me how to buy these songs on iTunes. He is clearly pissed because he has a Samsung, but I play the village idiot. I keep being nice to him entire ride but I disturbed like 7 songs.

Next day he sees me in the train car and moves on to the next one.

I’m going to title these things MENcidents from now on

The definition being entitled men making their interest an issue and burden for women

People don’t talk enough about Ladrien and how smug Adrien would be upon realising LADYBUG had a crush on him. THE Ladybug. His Ladybug. He would literally be the most insufferable bastard about it because his Lady had literally been turning him down and claiming he’s not nearly as perfect as HIMSELF and who’s laughing now? Him, him and the neverending shit-eating grin Chat Noir would be sporting until the end of eternity (or at least until the reveal, and then ISTG it’s Marinette’s turn to laugh real hard)

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sakamoto week: day 4 || words

What is it with toddlers and personal space? If this little bald asshole touches my knee one more time, I’m launching him across the parking lot.
—  Akutagawa Ryunosuke

naynay515  asked:

"Why would you ever think that I would hate you?" Marinette asked the boy sitting on her balcony, with a hurt expression.

“Why would you ever think that I would hate you?” Marinette asked the boy sitting on her balcony, with a hurt expression.
“Because I figured out who you are,” Chat Noir answered softly, “I didn’t mean to, but-”
“What do you mean?”
“I know you’re Ladybug, and…” He took a deep breath and released his transformation. “I turned you down, because I was in love with…well, you.”
Marinette’s breath caught in her throat, and she stared at him for a long moment before she managed to speak. “A-Adrien?”
“And, I don’t just love you because you’re Ladybug. You’re one of my best friends, and you’re amazing, but I already promised to love Ladybug, so the fact that you’re Ladybug just makes me so, so lucky, because I don’t have to choose. I get my partner and my best friend and my crush all in one.” He smiled, a tentative hope in his eyes. “So…do you still want to get dinner sometime?”