The Parisian Dossier (Eggsy Unwin x Reader)
Fandom: Kingsman: The Secret Service
Pairing: Eggsy Unwin x Reader
Word Count: 4,353
Summary: You and Eggsy are sent on a mission in Paris to stop the assassination of a museum director. The two of you have worked together before, but this time Merlin requires that the two of you pose as newlyweds. Along the way there are several death threats, several art museums, and maybe even something along the lines of actual love.
A/N: I don’t own anything and this wasn’t edited, so any errors are mine. All French phrases are translated at the bottom of the story!
It suddenly occurs to you that, were Merlin not physically barring you from it, you could actually kill Eggsy.
Scanning the room quickly, you can think of at least 3 painless methods of execution and 17 incredibly painful ones.
You wonder if the stylus in Merlin’s grasp could be sharpened fast enough to stab Eggsy in the throat.