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She’s Just Not That Into You » Part V (A Harry Styles Miniseries)

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As always, this miniseries is dedicated to @stylesunchained. Thank you for your screaming for no spoilers, my love. It wouldn’t be proper of me to not thank @chrissy22787​ and @permanentcross​ for their continued support and also continued screaming over this story. Where would I be without you three?!

Let me know what you think! Happy reading.

Originally posted by she-is-beautifully-broken

After secluding himself for the better part of two days, Harry decided it was best to consult someone about his next move, if there was one at all. Nick was the only plausible option, as he was the one who introduced you to Harry, and he’d known you longer than Harry had. Much longer. He’d told Harry that he considered you to be one of his best friends, which shocked him a bit, considering Nick didn’t mention you all that much. But, plenty of time had passed since Harry was in London for an extended period. Nick was a magnet for friends, and he was allowed to make more without Harry around…

…especially if they were friends like you.

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I’m birdsitting four parrots for my mom’s coworker right now and I’m turning off all the lights getting them ready for bed and whatnot

As I’m ready to head to bed, I say goodnight to the birds and one just responds, in this deep ass voice, “Nightmares.”

anonymous asked:

Can u plz do a dad harry imagine where the reader & H have three kids and it's all fluffy and cuddly or something? Love ur writing!!

You remember the first time you told Harry you were pregnant. Although it was early in your marriage and you actually hadn’t planned for it but the excitement and happiness didn’t cease. If Harry was a total sap before your pregnancy, he was a definite Romeo after it. You gave birth to a healthy baby boy, Tommy.

2 years after Tommy was born, you had opened the topic of having a bigger family and Harry was quick to oblige, pleasuring you and putting you first, thoughts of becoming a dad to a new baby engulfing his mind.
Thanks to your health and Harry’s, the bun was successfully in the oven; only it wasn’t one bun, there were 2. You gave birth to healthy twin girls, Ella and Emma.

2 years later, you and Harry were surrounded by your 4 years old baby boy and 2 years old twins, happier than ever.

“Is everyone settled?” Harry asked as he walked from the kitchen to the living room with popcorn buckets.

“Yes!” You and your kids answered in unison.

“Hey! Ella, you know daddy likes to cuddle mummy when we’re watching a movie.” Harry frowned as he looked at you and Ella, cuddling as you stroked her hair.

You smiled as Ella giggled. “One movie, daddy? Please?”


“Alright, how about we all cuddle?” You interrupted Harry with a smile before lifting Ella over your lap to beside you, patting your lap for her. She rested her head on your lap, releasing a satisfied sigh. Harry got beside you, wrapping his arm around you before opening his other arm for one of the other 2. Emma was quick to place herself under Harry’s arm.

Tommy stood watching, thinking of a position of his own to be close to his parents. “Where do I sit?”

“Come here, baby,” You allowed space between you and Harry, not wanting your son to feel left out. Harry, catching on to what you did, smiled. Tommy grinned as he sat down, legs under him as you and Harry cuddled him.

“All settled?” Harry asked.

“Yes, daddy!” The kids answered.

Harry looked at you, “Mummy?”

“Yes, daddy.” And Harry was ready to make kid number 4, giving you a look that only you understood which made you giggle, “Start the movie.”

Finding Dory started and from the very first second, your kids were engrossed.

By the time the second movie, Moana, had ended, you and Harry had 3 sleeping bodies on you. Harry looked at you before pecking your forehead, “Let’s put them to bed?” He asked quietly.

You nodded, slowly and gently pushing Ella on the couch before lifting Tommy in your arms, him instantly burying his head in your neck — a gesture he picked from his dad — and wrapped his limbs around you. Harry scooped his twins in his arms before you both walked quietly up the stairs and went to Tommy’s room.
You tucked him in, Harry standing with your twins still in his arms.

“Mummy?” Tommy mumbled sleepily, fluttering his eyes.

“Yeah, baby?” You whispered, putting the cover up to his chin.

“Love you. Love daddy.” He whispered sleepily.

You smiled, pressing a gentle kiss to his forehead. “We love you, too, love.”

And so, you left his fairylights on before you followed Harry out of the room and to the room of your twins. You took Emma from him and tucked her in, kissing her forehead before you and Harry exchanged places so you could kiss Ella and he could kiss Emma.

You wrapped your arm around Harry’s torso as he wrapped his arm around your shoulders, turning off the light but turning on their fairy lights as well before you walked out of the room and into your own.

You plopped on your bed on your back and started moving your limbs, making a snow angel and messing the sheets. “I don’t want to sleep.” You giggled.

Harry laughed before approaching you. “Let’s unleash,” He said in a deeper voice with a funny face,

“No!” You squealed.

“The beast!” Harry finished before tackling you on the bed, burying his head in your neck to blow raspberries, making you giggle and squirm.

“Stop!” You laughed.

Harry grinned, leaning down to kiss your lips as you wrapped your legs around his waist. “Thank you.”

“What for?” You smiled, playing with his hair.

“For everything; giving me a family, a home and just,” He paused, “Being there through it all, sticking with me. So thank you.”

“Thank you for being the most amazing husband and dad anyone could ever ask for. I love you, you know that?” You replied, wrapping your arms around his neck.

“I might have a clue actually, yeah.” He teased before leaning down once more to put his lips on yours.


You woke up before Harry, kissing his cheek as he slept before putting on your undergarments and wearing your red robe. You smiled to yourself when you heard your kids’ cheerful voice, walking outside the room and down to the living room where the 3 sat, playing legos on the floor together and building a castle.

“Good morning, munchkins.” You greeted them.

“Mummy!” They all cheered before they ran towards you, hugging your legs.

“Why didn’t you wake me up? You need to have breakfast.” You said, walking to the kitchen and having them follow you before sitting in their places.

“Tommy said we should let you and daddy sleep because sleep is healthy and makes you strong!” Emma said.

“Am I a good boy, mummy?” Tommy asked excitedly.

“The best.” You smiled, pecking his cheek. “Why don’t you help you make daddy breakfast so we can give him breakfast in bed? You know how tired he’s been in the studio with uncle Jeff.”

They gasped, “We’ll cook?!”

“Really, mummy?!”

“Woah! I’m going to tell Mason when I see him!”

And then began the fun of cooking breakfast for your sleeping husband and also feeding the children.
After about 40 minutes, you had a tray of pancakes, omelette, fresh berries and orange juice. You walked carefully behind your rushing kids, Tommy opening the door for you before joining his sisters in jumping on their dad to wake him up.

“Daddy, wake up! Wake up, daddy!”

Harry groaned, “Five minutes.”

“But daddy, we helped mummy make you breakfast.” Ella said. At this, Harry’s eyes fluttered open, smiling when he looked at his kids before sitting up, his eyes catching yours.

“Make room, little ones.” You said as you carefully approached them before putting the tray on Harry’s lap.

Harry looked at the food before looking back at you, “You didn’t have to, baby.” Harry said in awe.

“We wanted to. We thought you deserved that, didn’t we?” You asked your kids.


“Woah! You helped mummy cook all this?” Harry asked in an exaggerated amused tone.

“We did! Do you like it?” Ella asked, sitting in between her sibling in front of Harry.

You sat beside him, smiling when he pecked your temple.

“I love it. But you’re all eating with daddy.” Harry pointed out.

And so, Harry started to feed all of you, refusing to not personally feed any of you. He’d pop berries in the twins’ mouths — their favorite — ,feed Tommy bits of his omelette and cut you pieces of his pancakes, only eating when you all had your mouths full.

“How about we go out today? Aquarium?” Harry grinned.

The kids gasped before they jumped off the bed, “I’m going to get ready!” Tommy shouted, running to the door and rushing out of it.

“Me too!”

“Me too!”

Leaving you and Harry alone. You smiled, looking at him. “Are you not tired?”

“Never for you.” Harry smiled, leaning to kiss you.

Just as your lips were about to touch, you were interrupted with a gentle knock. You and Harry looked towards the door, finding Ella with a sheepish look and her hands behind her back.

“Daddy, can you make my hair? I can’t do it alone.” She asked shyly.

Harry smiled and nodded, “Of course, baby. Mummy will help you get dressed first then I’ll come, yeah?”

“Best mummy and daddy ever!” She giggled before running off.

this went straight to my heart. honestly. also, sorry for the long wait, love & thank you!!! xx

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You were home for a few hours waiting for him to get back from work too. He was at the theatre practising for his next role in a big shot movie. He was focusing on practising for a couple days and he only drank coffee and didn’t go get any rest. When he finally got home he started talking about how beautiful this house is and how pretty you are. He was daydreaming about all sorts of things and wanted to drink even more coffee to prevent him from falling asleep. You were smart enough to get him to bed and turn the light off and fell asleep.

“Do you think I can make it for another night? I~~~ can~~~ do~~ it~~~~!”

“Nope. Let’s go to bed”


Originally posted by irresi


He was often very busy and didn’t have time to sleep. Sometimes it was because of work and other times because of work. At the moment he came back from a business trip in the USA and Japan. He was busy working all day and he couldn’t sleep on the plane. You felt really sorry for him because he had to work so much but he came in happy and in a good mood. It didn’t seem right to you and you were right just when he started talking about the ‘babes’ in the USA. He was so tired and full of caffeine he couldn’t stop talking until you stopped him.

“O. M. G. You shouldd totally go with mee ~~ next time~ but THE BABES there are not properly dressed~~ you could be dressed like that too~~~”

“Shut up. GO TO BED. NOW.”

“Okay~~~ BABEEE ~~~~”

Originally posted by nyongtoryfan


He took very good care of his health but because of his comeback, he had to practice a lot and record songs in the studio. He was always busy working that he didn’t have time to get enough sleep. He came home and slept for 3 hours and then went back working. You were worried a lot and the next day when he came home happy from finishing most of the work, he couldn’t stop talking about how he loves you. It was cute at first but he got really annoying saying that every 4 seconds. 

“I LOOOOV U~~ Jagiii ~ Did I tell you? I loveeee youuu ~”

“I will not bear with this. You need sleep.”

“I need LOVEEE ~~”

Originally posted by biqbanqisvip


He always had practice with different people from the theatre since he was in the famous musical Romeo and Juliet. After countless of nights staying up and sleeping only a few hours, you could see how exhausted he was after the musical ended. They decided to have a party some other time and you went home together. He couldn’t walk straight and fell asleep in the car while you were driving. When you got home you woke him up and he insisted on watching Hannah Montana for this evening. It was your favourite childhood show and you happen to have all the CDs…


“stop. please.” *whispers to yourself*


Originally posted by kpophasmyseoul


If he was abroad, he made sure he worked well and then he, of course, visited clubs and in the morning he had to fly back and work again. At the time he had to take care of things in his own business and get in the schedule of Big Bang. It was quite difficult and he couldn’t sleep because of it. Finally, he had one day off to take a break so he came home laid on the couch and started staring at the ceiling. You offered him snacks and he rejected them. You were weirded out, why was he acting like that. You sat next to him and asked him if he is okay.

“I think I might see the sun on the ceiling… Am I sick Jagi? Take care of me~~”

"What are you talking about? Are you still drunk or something?”

“Oh wait…. It was just your beauty reflecting from you.”


Originally posted by jacylynn27

anonymous asked:

We all know how extra Lena Edgelord Luthor is. She would totally be the one to, "Wtf is this? Love?! Oh crap! I thought I got over my emo phase! This is the worst news I've heard all day."

*turns off all the lights in her office and plays evanescence on repeat while sitting in the corner rocking back and forth*

I had just finished with a customer and I needed some change for my drawer. There was nobody in line so I took a $100 bill out of my drawer, turned my light off and went to customer service to get some 10s and 5s. While I was waiting for my manager to finish with her customer, I happened to look over at my register. The customer I had just finished was still getting her stuff situated so she could leave, and another customer came up and unloaded his stuff on the belt. Of course. My light was off, I had walked away, and someone still unloaded their shit on my belt. When I got back I straight up told him, “you’re lucky all I was doing was getting money.” 

shitpost fic3

this is where it all goes to hell.

Alfred sighed, stretching a little before sitting down on a waiting bench in the office. He saw Mystery approach but said nothing, breaking into a nervous sweat. The feline crawled onto his lap, “M-Mystery what the fuck-” he stuttered, and sat in silence for a few moments with the huge violet feline on his lap. He didn’t move and sat in silence as the feline dozed off without a word. He heard a gasp and turned his head to see Kao, “U fuckign chEETER-” the goat gasped, throwing a newspaper at the startled canine. The lights turning off dramatically, the goat turned dramatically, gasping in Spanish, “I fuckign give you head and this is how you repay me?!?” he said, the fourth wall audience letting out a cliche ‘ooooo..’ “well!” the goat huffed, “enjoy your whORE” he cried dramatically, running off to eat a tub of ice cream and finish a Netflix series in one sitting

“what in the actual fuck?” Alfred asked

Ringo: George, Get your blinkin’ teeth out of me arm, Can’t you wait for the dinner bell?

George: You must be daft, I’m nowhere near your arm

Ringo:*switched on flashlight* Well then who’s-YAAAAAH a tiger!

John: *pulls shotgun out of nowhere* Don’t panic Ringo!

  • sky: [thunders, lighting flashes]
  • me: waIT ONE SEC
  • me: [turns off all lamps, lights several candles, opens the blinds & curls up under blanket]
  • me: okay, now proceed