turn magazine

Lance: Keith, I’m so happy I could kiss you!

Keith: (nervous gay laughter) Um………………. neat!

(later)

Keith: (lying face down on his bed) I can’t believe I said ‘neat’, Shiro. ‘Neat.’ Nobody says ‘neat’ anymore! It’s the goddamn 21st century!! It’s not neat to say neat, but I said it anyway because I’m! A huge loser!

Shiro: (idly turns magazine page) Hey, don’t beat yourself up. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what happened when Allura confessed to me?

Keith: Didn’t you like, thank her?

Shiro: (closes magazine to stare at the ceiling) I thanked her.

  • Magnus: Alec, I’m so happy I could kiss you!
  • Alec: (nervous gay laughter) Um……………… neat!
  • (later)
  • Alec: (lying face down on his bed) I can’t believe I said ‘neat’, Jace. ‘Neat.’ Nobody says ‘neat’ anymore! It’s the goddamn 21st century!! It’s not neat to say neat, but I said it anyway because I’m! A huge loser!
  • Jace: (idly turns magazine page) Hey, don’t beat yourself up. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what happened when Clary confessed to me?
  • Alec: Didn’t you like, thank her?
  • Jace: (closes magazine to stare at the ceiling) I thanked her.
Superfamily

Wade: Peter, I’m so happy I could kiss you!

Peter: (nervous gay laughter) um………………………………. neat!

(Later)

Peter: (lying face down on his bed) I can’t believe I said ‘neat’, dad. ‘NEAT.“ Nobody says 'neat’ anymore! It’s the goddamn 21st century!! It’s not neat to say neat, but I said it anyway because I’m……. a huge loser!!!

Tony: (idly turns magazine page) hey, don’t beat yourself up. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what happened in that story I told you about when your father confessed to me?

Peter: didn’t you like, thank him?

Tony: (closes magazine to stare at the ceiling) I thanked him.

  • Eunwoo: Binnie, I’m so happy I could kiss you!
  • Moonbin: (nervous gay laughter) Um………………. neat!
  • (later)
  • Moonbin: (lying face down on his bed) I can’t believe I said ‘neat’, MJ. ‘Neat.’ Nobody says ‘neat’ anymore! It’s the goddamn 21st century!! It’s not neat to say neat, but I said it anyway because I’m! A huge loser!
  • MJ: (idly turns magazine page) Hey, don’t beat yourself up. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what happened when Jinjin confessed to me?
  • Moonbin: Didn’t you like, thank him?
  • MJ: (closes magazine to stare at the ceiling) I thanked him.
The True Evil : Daenerys Targaryen
  • Ser Jorah Mormont: You have a gentle heart, khaleesi.
  • Ser Barristan Selmy: I'll go serve the true king. (Goes to serve Daenerys)
  • Missandei & Grey Worm: We serve Daenerys because we chose to do so. We are free men who chose our leader and follow her willingly.
  • Lord Varys: People have no better chance than her. I choose her.
  • Lord Tyrion: People always asked me to believe in things. I saw what belief did to people. I was always a cynic. But I believe in you.
  • Jon Snow: She has a gentle heart.
  • ...
  • Fans: Daenerys is EVIL!!!
  • Me: WTF? But all these characters speak highly-
  • Fans: They just want to fuck her that's why they say nice things about her.
  • Me: What? Varys is even asexual-
  • Fans: Daenerys is EVIL!!!! MAD KING'S DAUGHTER!!! MAD QUEEN Version 2.0
  • Media: 10+ YouTube videos on how Dany is turning mad & evil. Magazines & News outlets write 100+ articles on how Jon Snow is the true hero and Dany will be the villain.
  • ...
  • Me: Are we even reading the same books and watching the same show?
  • Seongwoo: Daniel, I’m so happy I could kiss you!
  • Daniel: *Nervous gay laughter* Umm... Neat!
  • [Later]
  • Daniel: *Lying face down on his bed* I can’t believe I said "Neat", Jisung. "Neat." Nobody says neat anymore! It’s the goddamn 21st century! It’s not neat to say neat, but I said it anyway because I'm a huge loser!
  • Jisung: *Idly turns magazine page* Hey, don’t beat yourself up. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what happened when Sungwoon confessed to me?
  • Daniel: Didn’t you like, thank him?
  • Jisung: *Closes magazine to stare at the ceiling* I thanked him.
  • Jean: Jeremy, I'm so happy I could kiss you!
  • Jeremy: (nervous gay laughter) Um........ neat!
  • [later]
  • Jeremy: (lying face down on his bed) I can't believe I said 'neat', Sara. ‘Neat.’ Nobody says ‘neat’ anymore! It’s the goddamn 21st century!! It’s not neat to say neat, but I said it anyway because I’m! A huge loser!
  • Alvarez: (idly turns magazine page) Hey, don’t beat yourself up. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what happened when Laila confessed to me?
  • Jeremy: Didn’t you like, thank her?
  • Alvarez: (closes magazine to stare at the ceiling) I thanked her.
  • Yixing: Baekhyun, I’m so happy I could kiss you!
  • Baekhyun: (nervous gay laughter) Um………………. neat!
  • (later)
  • Baekhyun: (lying face down on his bed) I can’t believe I said ‘neat’, Junmyeon. ‘Neat.’ Nobody says ‘neat’ anymore! It’s the goddamn 21st century!! It’s not neat to say neat, but I said it anyway because I’m! A huge loser!
  • Junmyeon: (idly turns magazine page) Hey, don’t beat yourself up. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what happened when Kris confessed to me?
  • Baekhyun: Didn’t you like, thank him?
  • Junmyeon: (closes magazine to stare at the ceiling) I thanked him.

Betty: Ronnie, I’m so happy I could kiss you! 

Veronica: (nervous gay laughter) Um……………… neat!

 (later) 

Veronica: (lying face down on his bed) I can’t believe I said ‘neat’, Cheryl. ‘Neat.’ Nobody says ‘neat’ anymore! It’s the goddamn 21st century!! It’s not neat to say neat, but I said it anyway because I’m! A huge loser! 

Cheryl: (idly turns magazine page) Hey, don’t beat yourself up. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what happened when Sabrina confessed to me? 

Veronica: Didn’t you like, thank her? 

Cheryl: (closes magazine to stare at the ceiling) I thanked her.

  • Solar: Moonbyul, I'm so happy I could kiss you
  • Moonbyul: *nervous gay laughter* Umm... Neat!
  • [Later]
  • Moonbyul: *lying face down on her bed* I can't believe I said "Neat", Wheein. "Neat." Nobody says neat anymore! It's the goddamn 21st century! It's not neat to say neat, but I said it anyway because I'm a huge loser!
  • Wheein: *idly turns magazine page* Hey, don't beat yourself up. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what happened when Hwasa confessed to me?
  • Moonbyul: Didn't you like, thank her?
  • Wheein: *closes magazine to stare into the distance* I thanked her.
How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days (Part 1)

Summary: (Modern AU) A player bets his co-workers he can make a woman fall in love with him in just 10 days. But he bets on the wrong girl – a writer with her own agenda.

Word Count: 1,826.

A/N: You’re probably thinking, “Sam, another movie series?!” Yup. I would probably apologize but nah fam. This is based off of “How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days.” Hope you enjoy!

Originally posted by buckysqueenbitch

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“Love ya look perfect,” you just rolled your eyes as you ran your hands down your dress trying to straighten out any wrinkles that might’ve formed on the drive over. Harry had his arm around your waist giving it a squeeze as he leaned in so you could practically feel his breath on your neck. “Stop worrying my love.” His voice made you relax a bit but you were still nervous.

Harry had asked you as well as his family to attend the Dunkirk world premiere in London with him, naturally you said yes without hesitation. But it wasn’t until you had to find a dress to fit your growing baby bump that you started regretting your decision to attend the premiere. You were standing there with Harry, Anne, Gemma and Jeff waiting for them to introduce Harry.

“Harry, you’re next on the carpet.” You heard Jeff whisper to Harry, you felt Harry place a kiss to your cheek as his arm unwrapped itself from around your waist.

“You look very handsome.” You told him as you fixed his collar, he just smiled before you leaned in gave him a quick kiss on the lips. “Oops.” You giggled as Harry wiped his lips with the back of his hand in an attempt to remove and lipstick that might’ve transferred from your lips to his.

“I will see you inside my loves.” You just smiled and nodded at him, he gave your belly a quick rub before turning around and walking towards the red carpet with Jeff. You turned around and reached your arm out for Anne to take, she gave you a big smile as she looped her arm with yours.

“Can ya believe our boy is an actor?” You just smiled as Anne gave your arm a gentle squeeze and the two of you walked behind the press towards the theatre. The two of you only got stopped a few times for pictures before making inside the theatre so you could watch Harry make his way down the carpet and do a few interviews.

“He looks so sure of himself doesn’t he?” You whispered to her and she just laughed and nodded. “He’s really done it.” You had to blink a few times to stop the tears that were threatening to fall at any moment. Anne just gave your arm a pat as she pulled you in a little closer.

“Mrs. Styles?” You turned your head and smiled at the man with a clipboard in his hand, “Harry has asked you join him for a few photos.” You felt your hands start to get sweaty at the thought of your face that’s gotten a bit rounder due to your pregnancy and swollen ankles being on the cover of magazines.

You turned and looked at Anne who gave you a reassuring smile before you turned and followed the nice man out of the theatre. You smiled as you heard a few people calling your name as you walked down the steps, you saw Harry in the distance doing an interview.

“Ah yeah, I honestly might be one and done.” You raised your eyebrow as you heard Harry’s voice and when he made eye contact with you he just smiled. “We just want a healthy baby at this point, we don’t really have plans for any more. We want to meet this little one first.” He gestured towards you making the interviewer turn her head and give you a big smile as she saw you making your way towards Harry.

“Well thank you for talking with us Harry, we are so excited to see you in Dunkirk and congratulations again on the baby!” Harry just gave the woman a hug and said a quick goodbye.

He quickly walked over to you and placed both hands on the sides of your head and leaned in to give you a sweet unexpected kiss. You could hear cameras clicking in the background but you didn’t care at the moment, before you could react he was pulling away and giving you a smile that went from ear too ear.

“I missed you love,” he whispered and you just gave him a small smile as he moved his hands from your face to you waist. “How are you feeling? Have you gotten to sit down at all?” You playfully rolled your eyes as him as his eyes went from your face to your belly, out of instinct one of your hands fell to the top of your belly.

“I’m fine Harry, we are about to sit for over an hour so I’m stretching my legs.” You replied and he just nodded his head and gave your hips a squeeze. He leaned in gave your forehead a sweet quick kiss before grabbing your hands and leading you down the carpet stopping for pictures here and there.

“Jus wanted ta show ya off my love.” He whispered in your ear while the two of you were stopped for a picture. You looked up at him and when his eyes met yours all you could do was smile causing him to smile so big his dimple appeared. “Ya jus look absolutely stunning.” He added before kissing the top of your head.

You love that Harry loved showing you off to everyone, even when you felt a little insecure he always thought you were the most beautiful person he had ever seen. The fact that you were in a dress and heels while so pregnant just made him that much more in awe of you. He loved talking about how excited he was about the fact he was about to be a dad, the whole world was anticipating the arrival of baby Styles. You loved that every chance he got he would mention how wonderfully you were handling the pregnancy even though the two of you both knew that wasn’t completely true.

He would tell people how you make it look so easy, you truly loved him for still finding you somewhat desirable even though your body was changing. He would always tell you “love there won’t be a day that I don’t find you sexy.” And you knew he meant it, that’s just one of the many reasons you loved him.

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Images courtesy of the Foxfire Fund, Inc.

The 1,500-mile Appalachian Mountain range stretches so far that those on the northern and southern sides can’t agree on what to call it: Appa-LAY-chia or Appa-LATCH-ia. The outside perspective on the people who live there might be even more mangled. Stories about Appalachia tend to center around subjects like poverty, the opioid epidemic and coal, but since 1966 a series called Foxfire has been sharing food, culture and life as it’s actually lived in the mountain region.

Foxfire started as a class project at a Georgia high school — students interviewed neighbors and wrote a series of articles, which turned into a quarterly magazine and then a book, in 1972, with other books to follow soon after. (The name of the series comes from a term for a local form of bioluminescence caused by fungi on decaying wood.) Within the first decade, more than 9 million copies of Foxfire were sold. Today, there are specialized Foxfire books that focus on cooking, winemaking, religion and music.

Read more here.

– Petra