turn him down

anonymous asked:

the most empowering thing i ever did was make out with a girl at a bar in the bathroom and not caring if anyone walked in and saw us. second most empowering thing was getting hit on at the bar by a guy i had a shallow compulsory heterosexuality crush on in the 6th grade and turning him down.

Concept: The Power Rangers doing the bottle flip challenge

Billy is the best. One minute into the game and he’s already developed the technique to do it, which pisses Jason, Kim, and Trini off.

Zack is second best. Unlike Billy, he’s playfully taunting the others because they suck at bottle flipping. He stops taunting after Trini gives him the death stare.

Kim is third best. However, she isn’t really playing since she’s recording the game for their shared YouTube channel, which has already racked thousands of subscribers.

Jason is fourth best. After a LOT of failed attempts, he takes a humble pill and asks Billy and Zack for help. Zack never lets him forget about it while Billy is just happy to help.

Trini is fifth best and by default the worst. Billy keeps offering to teach her the technique but she turns him down each time. It has to be her way, that’s her goal. When she finally does a successful bottle flip, Kimberly uploads it on YouTube as “TRINI’S GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT”, much to her chagrin. But they all laugh it off afterwards.

when i was like 14, i once wore contact lenses instead of glasses to school bc i had just learned how to put them on and i wanted to show them to my friends right, and this one guy goes and tells me “i thought girls were supposed to become beautiful when they stopped wearing glasses. something obviously went wrong with you” and that was??? so incredibly rude i wanted to cry but i just stood there not knowing what to say bc i honestly thought we were friends

but the girl sitting in front of him (who was also his crush, mind u) hears him and turns around with the most disgusted expression on her face, and calls him out on it like “omg i cant believe you said that have you even seen yourself in a mirror you have no right to tell her shit” and then she turns to me and says “dont listen to him, you look gorgeous with or without glasses” and she probably already forgot about that but i always remember it whenever i feel self-conscious about myself

so the moral of the story is: if u see someone being a jerk to someone else, dont laugh along and call them out on it. stick together and bring all the fuckboys down

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happy v-day from straight white boys everywhere!

homemade valentines taken from real texts from a certain boy

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So this is love, so this is what makes life divine…

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The touch of another person’s hands.

Hands that wrap us in warmth, that hold us close. Hands that guide us to shelter, to comfort. Hands that hold and touch and reassure us through crisis. The first thing we ever learn is that the touch of someone else’s hand can ease pain and make things better. 

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OK BUT MINAMI IS JUST TOO CUTE!!! and that he adores Yuuri is adorable omggg!!! he’s such a cutie patootie omg /////// So I guess when he asked Yuuri for an autograph, Yuuri can’t turn him down. Meanwhile Victor still can’t take his hands off Yuuri (being the proud and overprotective boyfriend that he is) and Minami would be too overwhelmed by all the victuuri right in front of his eyes (/////////w////////)~

Play loud music through your head set, well let me ask you some questions.

I take a train to work every day. About a 45 minute commute each way in a very comfortable train. Usually quiet and we all can take a nap before and after work. A new guy started taking the train that is a total jerk. He has these head phones that are super loud. Whenever someone asks him to turn down the music, he gets very confrontational. So one day he sits next to me and I am not about to ask him to turn it down! Oh no! I am about to become his best friend. I ask him what song is playing! I tell him I heard it once and want to buy it. He tells me only to put his music back on. Next song comes up. I ask him what that song is. He is clearly aggravated by now. I let the third song go by, but when I see him look at me I give him the ‘ahh not a fan’ . Fourth song I tap him again and ask him what it is. I then ask him if he could show me how to buy these songs on iTunes. He is clearly pissed because he has a Samsung, but I play the village idiot. I keep being nice to him entire ride but I disturbed like 7 songs.

Next day he sees me in the train car and moves on to the next one.

I’m going to title these things MENcidents from now on

The definition being entitled men making their interest an issue and burden for women

People don’t talk enough about Ladrien and how smug Adrien would be upon realising LADYBUG had a crush on him. THE Ladybug. His Ladybug. He would literally be the most insufferable bastard about it because his Lady had literally been turning him down and claiming he’s not nearly as perfect as HIMSELF and who’s laughing now? Him, him and the neverending shit-eating grin Chat Noir would be sporting until the end of eternity (or at least until the reveal, and then ISTG it’s Marinette’s turn to laugh real hard)

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sakamoto week: day 4 || words

What is it with toddlers and personal space? If this little bald asshole touches my knee one more time, I’m launching him across the parking lot.
—  Akutagawa Ryunosuke