Damn it, Hamilton.

Washington: Hamilton you know french, right?

Hamilton: Uh, yeah. 

Washington: Let’s just say hypothetically- I wanted to impress someone, what should I say

Hamilton: Okay, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).

Ten minutes later…

Washington: *speaking Hamilton’s French*

Lafayette: *giggles* my, my General, I did not know you were into those sorts of things. *winks*

Washington: *turns whiteHAMILTON!