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Mitt Romney, seen here threatening your sick grandma, thinks we have way too many teachers, firefighters, and cops in the country.

Via The Washington Post

Romney said of Obama, “he wants another stimulus, he wants to hire more government workers. He says we need more fireman, more policeman, more teachers. Did he not get the message of Wisconsin? The American people did. It’s time for us to cut back on government and help the American people.”

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This time, however, Romney deserves points for honesty: He has forthrightly declared that the class of government workers holding back other Americans does include cops, firefighters and teachers. And in so doing, he has singlehandedly reframed the debate from one over despised government bureaucrats to one over whether we should hire more cops, firefighters and teachers to get the economy going. This is a debate the White House will be happy to have.

It’s rare that a Republican comes out and actually lets people know they fantasize about destroying the middle class, attacking the people that enrich and protect our local communities, and pay for the economic disasters that they createdon the backs of the working class.

So, I recruited Hancock

As always, had some interesting things happen.

First, I followed him out onto the balcony ‘cuz I wanted a front row seat to his speech this time dammit.

And apparently Nick got bored and decided that messing with his hand with a screwdriver would be more interesting.

I didn’t raise you to act like that, that’s r00d.

Second, Hancock fucking locked the door and left me out on the balcony after his speech, that turdburger.

This is probably your fault, Nick.

It looks usable in the screenshot BUT I TRIED AND IT WOULDN’T ACTUALLY OPEN I HAD TO JUMP OFF THE BALCONY WTF BRO.

Literally a couple seconds after I get him in my group he immediately goes and sits down.

LAZY

I actually said that out loud too, and when I did he just looks up at me and gives me this grin

This little fucker

Anyway, I immediately went to pick up Paladin Danse since I’ve been informed that I can do that and for some reason didn’t stop to think about bringing Hancock into BoS headquarters because um.

Idk

Anyway, this was the first time I’d been there since the Fort Strong quest so Maxson jumps into this huge fucking speech and I just look over and

He’s just chilling like “mom this is boring af can we leave now”

“pls”

The speech ends and on the way to find Paladin Danse I manage to lose Hancock and when I go looking I find him iN THE FUCKING CONTROL ROOM

Stop touching things dammit you’re gonna kill us all

I turn in my documents to this guy and naturally he decides the best thing for him to do is SIT IN HIS CHAIR AND DRINK

And give me that “mom can wE GO NOW” look AGAIN

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In today’s report on Old Celibate White Men Who Wear Dresses And Live In Gilded Palaces Trying To Tell Everyone How To Live Their Lives:

Gay marriage: Pope representative calls for Catholic alliance with Muslim and Jewish groups.

Archbishop Antonio Mennini, the Apostolic Nuncio, called for closer co-operation with other faiths as well as Christian denominations to put pressure on the Government over its plans to allow same-sex couples to marry.

In an address to Catholic bishops from England and Wales, he echoed the recent comments of Pope Benedict who said the Church faced “powerful political and cultural currents” in favour of redefining marriage.

So, it seems, THE GAYS are bringing groups together that have been trying to kill each other for centuries. Does that mean we all get a Nobel Peace Prize?

Via The Telegraph

“It is tragic what we do in the poorest neighborhoods, entrapping children in child laws which are truly stupid,” Gingrich said. “Saying to people you shouldn’t go to work before you’re 14, 16. You’re totally poor, you’re in a school that’s failing with a teacher that’s failing.”

“I tried for years to have a very simple model. These schools should get rid of unionized janitors, have one master janitor, pay local students to take care of the school. The kids would actually do work; they’d have cash; they’d have pride in the schools. They’d begin the process of rising.”

Newt Gingrich, seen here with the world’s chief Lizard Person his wife, on why child labor laws are stupid and why he has the world’s biggest hard on for making Oliver Twist a reality.

Texas inmates who are set to be executed will no longer get their choice of last meals, a change prison officials made Thursday after a prominent state senator became miffed over an expansive request from a man condemned for a notorious dragging death.
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Via NPR

So in addition to having a near fetish for executions, Texans are now just being straight up dicks about it.

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Born This Way Glitter Activism FTW. Our Lady would be proud.

Registering them to vote is like handing out burglary tools to criminals. It is profoundly antisocial and un-American to empower the nonproductive segments of the population to destroy the country – which is precisely why Barack Obama zealously supports registering welfare recipients to vote.
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From right wing fascist Stuart Varney on government initiatives to register the poor.

Republicans: Where corporations are people, but minorities and the poor are not.