Notes: parentstuck au created by @polyglotplatypus, I started this fic in the early stages of the au but since then the au evolved into teenagers blinding eachother with shiny bulges so I kinda feel like I’m late with this harmless fic
Summary: fic containes davekat, anshu being a savage, a bit of janshu rivalry and dave being a dork
Screams, shouts and giggles could be heard from outside of the
Strider-Vantas household and loud noises may not be a rare occurrence around
here, Karkat still couldn’t wrap his thinkpan around on what the other two
members of this family could be doing.
He stopped reading a novel that was surprisingly not a romantic one
thanks to Dave’s insistence and went outside of his Cantown home to see what
was all the ruckus about. The sight that greeted the full grown troll was
perhaps unusual at the least. His human husband and half troll-half human
daughter was playing with vigour. Nothing wrong with that, until you look
closer at this picture.
The cute child, Anshu, had a white tablecloth tied around her neck into a
makeshift cape and a paper hat was placed upon her head, resting right between
her small, nubby horns. Still, nothing wrong with that, as a kid she can get
away with that and she looks really adorable.
Romney said of Obama, “he wants another stimulus, he wants to hire more government workers. He says we need more fireman, more policeman, more teachers. Did he not get the message of Wisconsin? The American people did. It’s time for us to cut back on government and help the American people.”
This time, however, Romney deserves points for honesty: He has forthrightly declared that the class of government workers holding back other Americans does include cops, firefighters and teachers. And in so doing, he has singlehandedly reframed the debate from one over despised government bureaucrats to one over whether we should hire more cops, firefighters and teachers to get the economy going. This is a debate the White House will be happy to have.
It’s rare that a Republican comes out and actually lets people know they fantasize about destroying the middle class, attacking the people that enrich and protect our local communities, and pay for the economic disasters that they createdon the backs of the working class.
In today’s report on Old Celibate White Men Who Wear Dresses And Live In Gilded Palaces Trying To Tell Everyone How To Live Their Lives:
Gay marriage: Pope representative calls for Catholic alliance with Muslim and Jewish groups.
Archbishop Antonio Mennini, the Apostolic Nuncio, called for closer co-operation with other faiths as well as Christian denominations to put pressure on the Government over its plans to allow same-sex couples to marry.
In an address to Catholic bishops from England and Wales, he echoed the recent comments of Pope Benedict who said the Church faced “powerful political and cultural currents” in favour of redefining marriage.
So, it seems, THE GAYS are bringing groups together that have been trying to kill each other for centuries. Does that mean we all get a Nobel Peace Prize?