turchwad

sometimes I find myself thinking “wow I sure do miss early Torchwood, it sure did get weird and sad in the later seasons.”

then i remember that in like the fourth fucking episode, a half-Cyberwoman wearing a metal bikini and covered in barbeque sauce gets attacked by a pterodactyl in a secret underground base in Wales

so

so the other night I had a dream that I was on the subway, going to work, and the guy standing next to me deliberately spat on the lid of my coffee, so, without missing a beat, I took off the lid and splashed my coffee all over him, and then I looked up to see that it’s burn gorman.

what does this mean? probably that rewatching torchwood, even ironically, was not my best idea.