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Kingdom Hearts Characters as Powerthirst Quotes

Sora: More lites than YOUR BODY HAS ROOM FOR

Riku: You’ll feel like a fighter jet made out of biceps

Kairi: Powerthirst now comes in WOMEN

Donald: Oh Lord, why have you forsaken me?

Goofy: These aren’t your dad’s puns! They’re energy puns! TURBOPUNS!

Mickey: GODBERRY

Roxas: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Xion: DEAD JESUS RODEO

Demyx: Sloooowwww doooowwwnnnnn

Luxord: Don’t gamble on your energy!

Axel: ARSON

Larxene: FACE, FIST, BABY, FIST, DOG, FIST, FIST, DOUBLE FIST

Xaldin: PREPOSTERONE.

Xigbar: SHOOT THE CLOUDS, HIT JESUS

Namine: Anything is possible.

Vanitas: Unacceptable.

Ventus: Power sleeping!!

Aqua: You’ll have so many babies!

Terra: When god gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD.