You Have Carpal Tunnel [RFA+ V, Saeran & Vanderwood]
Hello everyone! I have carpal tunnel myself and it’s starting to slightly flare up again. I thought for once I’d indulge in writing myself some headcanons ^-^ enjoy!
▪do whatever you want but please let him help you
▪since he’s studying to become a vet, he’ll look for anything useful in his textbooks
▪even if it’s how to build a brace of some kind out of twigs and sticks, you can bet that he’ll do it
▪when it gets so bad that you can hardly move your arms, he’ll go to the bookstore and pick up a stack of books that looked interesting
▪and he’ll read them all to you
▪he turns the temperature way down and lays with you, gingerly kissing your arms up and down
▪it upsets him seeing you miserable so Yoosung will do anything to make you laugh!
▪probably calls Seven and they put on a puppet show for you: The Adventures of Superman Yoosung and God 707: the cardboard ambassador! (In which God 707 is wearing a cape made out of a Honey Buddha chips bag)
▪you were wondering what was taking Yoosung so long to bring home tea and some chocolate, eventually falling asleep on his bed
▪you were awaken to the sound of swearing and the crunch of paper
▪all of the sudden, Yoosung and Seven began carting in a giant cardboard box with a window cut out of it
▪Yoosung had glitter glue in his hair and Seven’s jeans are covered in gold paint, but both have huge smiles plastered on their faces
▪the puppets they made are soggy & falling apart, sliding off their popsicle sticks, but it’s one the cutest and sweetest things anyone’s ever done for you
▪ what nerds I love them so much
▪doesn’t hear you say it’s your carpal tunnel, he only sees you crying and holding your arm
▪this man is furious
▪he is ready to hunt someone down and end their laifu
▪but you just shrug and tell him you just want to rest
▪he will literally complain about how much of an annoyance you are while cooking you a giant pot of homemade chicken noodle soup
▪and it’ll be the best soup you’ve ever had, hands down👌👌👌
▪gripes at you how you shouldn’t have strained yourself while hand chopping and peeling carrots
▪if it’s a bad day he’ll let you win at Checkers and sit closer to you than he would on a normal day
▪but when you’re asleep he’ll secretly touch your hair and rub your wrists
▪you wake up and all of the pain is gone bless this tsundere babe
▪he knew you had carpal tunnel but never made a big deal out of it
▪if you were in pain he’d do whatever he could to help, but there wasn’t much
▪One day they hurt more than usual and you doubled over, nearly screaming
▪his heart nearly broke in two just from seeing the tears forming in your eyes
▪"Sorry,“ you hiccuped, “It’s my wrists”
▪Zen the Knight is here to spoil and nurse you back to health even if it means he has to skip practice
▪"I’ll be your Edvil! I’m here to heal you!“
▪Zen I am in severe pain please do not mock me
▪thankfully after a few day of wearing your braces it gets better, but he insists on getting you some kind of treatment
▪hopefully you’ll never have to worry about it again
▪he calls into work “sick” and asks you what’s wrong until you answer him
▪when you do tell him he offers to get you surgery to cure it, but you’re scared
▪what if it paralyzes your arms and you can’t move them ever again?
▪"I would ruin them, MC”
▪you think he’s joking
▪but he ain’t
▪buys you the best wrist braces he can find
▪and hides them in Elizabeth’s cat tree
▪"Hmm…MC, what’s that?“
▪He makes you get up and go pull the package out from behind the tree (which is very poorly wrapped bless his heart) that’s signed “from Elizabeth 3rd”
▪makes you his special strawberry pancakes and cuddles with you, lightly kissing your face, head, arms…anywhere he can reach
▪you can guarantee he’ll hire the best doctor to take a look at it and have the pain drastically minimized (if not completely cured)
▪the two of you were down in the café’s supply closet getting coffee beans when your wrist gave out and you dropped the bag
▪hundreds of small, tiny beans scattered across the floor and Jaehee stared at you in shock
▪you were usually so careful! What happened?
▪She tried really hard not to be stern with you
▪"MC, please be more careful next time”
▪She leaned down and saw the tears pouring down your face and the way you were clutching your arm to your chest
▪instantly calls you an ambulance (despite you begging her not to) and sits right next to you until they’ve at least given you some kind of painkiller
▪she will not let you do anything until you’re completely healed
▪Zen’s Limited Edition DVD’s always cheer her up so you’re going to watch them all until you’ve memorized every word and movement
▪early morning cuddle sessions while she massages your wrists?
▪her massages make you feel like you’ve been actually touched by an angel
▪because she is one oops
▪he’s really upset
▪oh no this will not do at all
▪calls around looking for the best doctors in the area
▪promises to at least have you checked over to make sure nothing is seriously wrong
▪when you admit that it’s because you strained yourself too hard trying to work for the both of you…he wishes there was something he could have done to prevent this
▪partially blames himself but wastes no time making sure you’re comfortable
▪snuggles you and kisses your head, eventually falling asleep against your hair
▪just being in this man’s presence could cure you of anything
▪your skin is clear, your crops are thriving, there’s a route for V and Saeran, your grades have risen, and you are cured
▪he’s new to this thing
▪he was sick all the time as a child but since he was practically on his own for it…he has no clue how to treat you
▪probably just leaves an extra carton of ice cream in the freezer with your name on it, but you’ve run into a problem
▪your hands hurt so bad that you can’t even lift the spoon or dig into the frozen goodness
▪he ends up feeding the entire thing to you, spoonful by spoonful, bite by bite
▪honestly you were expecting him to complain but he hasn’t said anything what
▪even lets you fall asleep on his shoulder
▪You’re feeling better already :“’))) what a cutie pie
▪he already knew
▪the almighty God 707 knows everything about you
▪even about that time you wet the bed at that sleepover?
▪Mmmhmm he knows
▪anyway, he’s already prepared
▪he has the best painkillers stocked in his cabinet and enough Honey Buddha Chips and PhD. Pepper to feed a small country
▪insists on doing everything for you, which gets a little annoying
▪"But MC what if you slip and hurt yourself in the shower?“
▪Saeyoung I will be fine, I’ve literally been bathing since I was born and not once have had a fatal accident
▪"IT ONLY TAKES ONE TIME”
▪yes I understand that but my answer is still no
▪buys Campbell’s chicken noodle soup in a 32 pack and tries to pass it off as homemade
▪as there are empty cans on the counter and in the trash
▪he thinks he’s really slick
▪but you humor him and eat every drop
Phong Nha - Hue 🛵 250 km (motorka to nedává)
Tak jsem si vyzvedla motorku v servisu, nastartovala…teda nenastartovala:D netuším co ten pán opravoval. Haha. Tak jsem na něj koukla, on na mě, rychle něco pošudlal na motoru, vzal si stovku a já jela…pokaždé když jsem vypla motor, modlila jsem se, ať zase naskočí. Nikdy se mu nechtělo, ale dorazila jsem do Hue. Cestou jsem si dala první vietnamskou kávu, nikdy jsem nic podobnýho nepila. Hrožně výrazná karamelová chuť. Viděla jsem most, který v době válek rozděloval sever a jih. A zastavila se Vinh Moc tunnels (Tato oblast byla v minulosti bombardována Američany, kteří se snažili obyvatele z vesnice vyhnat, jelikož měli podezření, že zásobují partizány. Vesničané se rozhodli skrýt pod zem. Vznikly tak obrovské prostory 30 metrů v podzemí, kde žilo 60 rodin. Za tu dobu bylo nad oblastí shozeno 9 000 tun bomb a v podzemí se narodilo 17 dětí..nikdo nepřišel o život. Konec příběhu.). A potkala jsem tam hada..uh…u moře jsem se zastavila na trhu se spousta rybkama a dala si oběd za 15 korun. (Proběhla bitka dvou prodavajících paní). Před městěm Hue jsem jela vyměnit olej po dalších 500 km a motorka tentokrát nenastartovala vůbec. (Díky bohu u servisu a ne někde v polu 🤦🏼♀️). Něco v motoru pošudlal, dala jsem mu tentokrát dvacku a jela se ubytovat. Město je u řeky a krásný ❤️🐟. Zrovna jím krevetový knedle 🤷🏼♀️.
“I’m sorry. For not writing as often.” Her eyes flickered down to her hands, fingering twisting into each other as she refused to meet the wizard’s gaze. ”We recently got a case that’s been eating up a lot of my time. I know that’s not really a good reason to neglect it, but—”
Really the curse of all spin-offs/sequels is that even with the most minuscule amount of information given, people will automatically assume that it’s mirror copy of something from the previous series. We haven’t even scratched the surface with the starting episode of ARC-V and everyone is willing to jump to conclusions.
Yuya is not Yuma nor the other protags. Just like how Astral and Yuma aren’t rip-offs of Yugi and ATM. Everyone was quick to state that Yuma and Judai are the same just by the basis that they have red in their designs and they have a perceived upbeat attitude when they ended up in extremely different situations.
This is a franchise where the universe is constantly expanding in terms of world building, mythology, and whatnot. So the claims of “this character/thing is just like this character/thing from the previous” series is just so absurd and yet it’s been going on for nearly a decade.
Fourteen wooden animals, no more, no less – that is how it should be. The moment Brett stepped into his room, he picked up the stench of fading cigarette dipped in petrol. He first thought it was merely his imagination, but he walked over to his bed just to find it even stronger.
Then he found the fifteenth wooden animal on his pillow, a shark lying on its belly with head and tail perked up. ( Almost rubbing it in his face, that shark grin. All he needs is to carve his initials on the miniature, and it will be done. )
This is why he is holding Kavinsky by the collar, shoving him hard against a wall, displaying such hostile behaviour despite his otherwise easygoing personality.
“You broke into my house,” he mutters lowly, shoving Kavinsky against the wall once more, his fist smashing against Kavinsky’s clavicle. “And you then broke into my room. How dare you, Kavinsky? Don’t you know any boundaries at all?”
Rap Monster: Rap Monster wouldn’t even blink. You’d be clutching his arm tightly and he’d just smirk at you. He’d point at a bloody hand and ask how you could even be scared of this stuff? It all looked so fake. He’d tell you that it wasn’t logical for ghosts to exist and you’d glare up at him and tell that him that his face wasn’t logical. He’d just raise an eyebrow at your dumb insult. Then you’d smile evilly and suddenly scream right into his ear. He’d jump out of his skin! You’d laugh at his petrified expression and he’d look down at you angrily. Unexpectedly, he’d grab your hand and pull you into his arms, kissing you deeply. Afterwards, he’d release you and you’d be completely dazed. He’d just wink and say it was payback for scaring him.
Jin: Jin would be a darling. He’d hold your hand tightly the entire way and would constantly ask if you were alright. You’d try to convince him that you were fine but he’d keep giving you worried glances and would make sure to walk in front of you, shielding you from any harm. Halfway through you’d notice that he’d be sweating profusely and jumping at every little noise and realise that he was as scared as you. You’d tell him that you were right there with him and he’d blush and smile shyly back at you. You’d feel all the tension leave his body and he’d lean down and gently brush the hair out of your eyes. He’d lightly kiss your cheek and whisper that nothing scared him as much as losing you.
Suga: Suga would desperately pretend he wasn’t scared. In actual fact he’d be a teeny bit terrified. He’d walk beside you moodily with his hands stuffed in his pockets and mutter about how stupid haunted houses were. He’d snort at a fake head on the floor and kick it grumpily. Then he’d jump about two feet in the air and give a tiny scream when some fake blood would land on his shoes. There’d be a few seconds of silence and he would turn bright red and give an embarrassed cough. You wouldn’t be able to handle it any longer and would double over with laughter. He’d stand there sullenly and when you’d finished laughing, you’d tell him that it had stopped being scary thanks to him. He’d smile mischievously and suddenly you’d find yourself being picked up and whirled around. You’d scream in delight and he’d hold you in his arms whilst kissing a deep red mark into your neck. He’d grin darkly and say he could be much scarier than a haunted house. Just wait until you got home.
J-Hope: Anyone who knows J-Hope would know how he would react. He’d be bricking himself. He’d push you inside the house first and spend the whole thing cowering behind you, whimpering at the slightest noise. You’d moan and tell him to walk in front for a bit, but he would scream and crouch down, clinging onto your legs for dear life. He’d look up at you with big puppy eyes filled with tears and his bottom lip would tremble. Suddenly, a ghost would pop out of nowhere and he’d screech with terror and clutch your legs even tighter- making you trip and fall directly on top of him. You’d hear him groan in pain and would tell him it was his fault for being such a wimp. All of a sudden, his strong arms would wrap around your waist and you’d be looking directly into his eyes. He’d grin cheekily and lightly kiss your eyelids, then your cheeks and finally plant a gentle kiss on your mouth. He’d say that yes he was a coward but if you ever needed him, no matter how far away or terrified he was, he’d always come running.
Jimin: Jimin would hate to see you be scared but wouldn’t have a clue on how to help you. He’d pretend to be scared as well and would jump theatrically at every tiny noise, just to make you believe you weren’t alone in your terror. Unfortunately, you would truly believe that he was petrified and would decide that you had to protect him, as opposed to the other way around. He’d look on in surprise as you would take his hand in your trembling one and announce that you would save him from anything he feared.After saying this grand speech, you’d cower in fright as a huge spider would fall from the ceiling but would suddenly feel enveloped by a comforting warmth. You’d open one eye to find him covering your body with hisand looking down at you gently. He’d give a tiny smirk and wrap his arms around your waist. He’d lean in and you’d close your eyes in anticipation but would only feel a light peck on the tip of your nose. You’d open your eyes to glare at him and he’d giggle adorably. Then he’d smile and say that you would always be safe and protected, because he would be by your side forever.
V: All this guy is scared of is heights. V wouldn’t even bat an eyelid at the fact that you were both entering a haunted house. He’d just take your hand and pull you in with him. He’d swing his arms cheerily and you’d be forced to skip through terrifying tunnels, V laughing happily the whole time. You’d be shaking in fright at a maze of dead people but he would just point at all the bodies and say how funny they looked. You’d glare at him and wonder how you’d ended up dating a guy who giggled at the sight of fake blood? But then you’d realise that all his laughing and singing had actually made the house far less scary and wonder if he had perhaps done it on purpose. You’d say this to him and he’d blush and look away. He’d mumble that he didn’t like to see you scared, so he’d thought maybe you’d feel better if he laughed the whole time. You’d reply that you did in fact feel better and he would look completely ecstatic. He’d squeeze your intertwined fingers, bring them up to his lips and gently kiss each of your knuckles. He’d say that you would never be scared as long as he could protect you – he’d always be there to make you laugh.
Jungkook: Jungkook isn’t afraid of anything. He would just tell you to hold onto him if you were scared and quietly lead the way into the house. You’d clutch his sleeve tightly and bury your face in his shoulder whenever a particularly scary apparition would appear. He wouldn’t make a sound and would even have the nerve to look bored, whilst you would be wetting yourself in fear. Then he’d mention that he could make it much more interesting and you’d look up him in surprise. How could you make a haunted house more interesting? Suddenly, he’d push you against the wall and place his hands either side of your head. He’d say that he could roleplay as a monster as well. He’d lightly bite your neck and suck at the skin there. When he’d finished his task he would look at you smugly. He’d tell you that monsters wouldn’t even be able to get near you if he was there– you only belonged to him and he only belonged to you.
I apologise if you wouldn’t actually be scared in a haunted house but I decided to use my own reaction as a basis because DAMN I hate horror! Seriously! It’s so freaking scary! Also, if you were in that situation anyone would act scared because… well you know… you can cling onto a sexy male idol “out of fear” and it wouldn’t be weird. ;) and maybe memorise the feeling of their bodies forever.
Once again I did this in school… I do actually get given schoolwork but I do that at 1 in the morning. This is FAR more important.
K-Pop has honestly taken over my life. AND now I’m into K-Dramas! Highly recommend ‘My Master’s Sun’ to anyone who’s looking for a good romance drama and hasn’t already seen it. So Ji-Sub! Seo In-Guk! Aaaah so gorgeous! >///////< (Also, I apologise for the fact that my reactions just get longer with each member…)