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Reasons to not do Space Jam 2:

1. No Michael Jordan.

2. LeBron - I don’t need a bunch of obnoxious kids telling me in ten years how the second was better than the first or other kids posing as 90s babies saying that the first was better just having watched it the night before.

3. Kobe - all Kobe would do is snitch on Bugs Bunny to Lola Bunny and refuse to pass the ball. Him cussing out Daffy Duck would be the only good part about the film.

4. Soundtrack - the first soundtrack had hits like I Believe I Can Fly by R. Kelly, Hit Em High by B-Real, Coolio, Busta Rhymes and LL Cool J and For You I Will by Monica. What are you gonna follow that up with on a sequel soundtrack? March Madness by Future? Please.

5. The talent is lacking. In the first, Pat Ewing, Shaun Bradley, Charles Barkley, Mugsy Bouges and Larry Johnson. Who gets their talent taken in this one? Dwayne Wade, Chris Paul, Melo, Chris Bosh and Blake Griffin? Yawn.

6. No Bill Murray.

7. No Michael Jordan.

This will only be acceptable if LeBron is shown as a kid idolizing MJ and MJ cameos at the end playing a pick up against LeBron.

Rant over.

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