1 can clam chowder 1 can kippered herring 4 or 5 cloves garlic some random bit of leek from the fridge a little bit o water almost all the egg noodles pepper fish sauce cuz I hate salt but love salty things fake ass parmesan cheese
put into a fucking pot on med heat. stir whenever. don’t burn yer tongue like I did and let that shit cool.
viola! you dirtied one pot and didn’t have to think really hard about food! congratulations you.
idk about the rest honestly, helper uses 1 ½ cups of milk, the instant sidekicks take half a cup at most for the ones I have, I don’t even add milk to my penne or spaghetti since I have pasta sauces for both either tomato-ey or creamy