Me singing about Tuna Helper
  • Me:If I had to live without you,
  • What kind of life would that be?
  • Oh, I...
  • I need you in my arms, need you to hold,
  • You're my world, my heart, my soul,
  • If you ever leave,
  • Baby you would take away everything good in my life,
  • And tell me now
  • How do I live without you?
  • I want to know,
  • How do I breathe without you?
  • If you ever go,
  • How do I ever, ever survive?
  • How do I
  • How do I
  • Oh how do I live?

I pretty much just made tuna helper or something.

1 can clam chowder
1 can kippered herring
4 or 5 cloves garlic 
some random bit of leek from the fridge
a little bit o water
almost all the egg noodles
fish sauce cuz I hate salt but love salty things
fake ass parmesan cheese

put into a fucking pot on med heat. stir whenever. don’t burn yer tongue like I did and let that shit cool.

viola! you dirtied one pot and didn’t have to think really hard about food!
congratulations you.  

riebeckite replied to your post “should I make penne, spaghetti, tuna helper or some instant sidekicks…”

helper uses 1 ½ cup of milk, use rest for ???

idk about the rest honestly, helper uses 1 ½ cups of milk, the instant sidekicks take half a cup at most for the ones I have, I don’t even add milk to my penne or spaghetti since I have pasta sauces for both either tomato-ey or creamy