tuna and garlic

Ultimate passing tips list for pre-t transguys (and some other tips too)

Yes passing is a social construct yada yada yada but if you want some tips to look like a average joe cis male and pass for say bathroom situations or in public this is for you. I know you can wear whatever you want and do whatever you want but these things can help you pass if that’s what you want. This is info I’ve gathered over the years and stuff I’ve learnt myself too so i thought i’d put them in one place. 

This stuff works for me, i pass all the time basically even if i am perceived as a younger guy that’s fine by me.

its pretty lengthy so the topics are facial hair, hair, jaw, voice, height, hips, packing, binding, swimming, working out, foods, body language, clothes and bathrooms.

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I was just looking at the Hell Pizza menu and was struck by two things

a) they either never had a Sloth pizza or they’ve taken it off the menu and that seems pretty harsh

b) I was wondering how in-character these would be for the respective homunculi in Fullmetal Alchemist and I frankly wish it were canon that Greed not only likes pineapple on pizza, Greed orders double pineapple on pizza.

ETA: OH I FOUND AN OLD MENU and they USED to have a Sloth pizza, it had tuna, onions, mushrooms and tomatoes topped with garlic mayo and lemon pepper.  I wonder why they got rid of that?  Other than unleashing people with tuna, onion and garlic breath on the world.

Dinner Party
  • 1 tub microwave rice 125gm - 5 serves
  • 1 tin Heinz Baked Beans 385gm
  • 1 tin Tuna Garic + Herbs 95gm
  • 1 tin Tuna Tomato + Basil 95gm
  • 5 Flat bread


Fill rice with boiling water and recover (partly open) place in a microwave container and microwave on high for 1 minute. Drain into a soup bowl. Spoon 2 small tablespoons of rice onto flatbread, 1 tablespoon of beans, and 2 tea spoon each of tuna with garlic, and tomato, and fold as burrito.


Seasoned Bisque

Dress wet soup bowl with mixed salad lettuce (try noodles). Part fill a microwave bowl 1 litre of boiling water, four tablespoons of rice, and one tablespoon of beans (unmeasured) and microwave on high for 1:30. Partly whisk with hand blender and add two teaspoon each of tuna with garlic, and tuna with tomato (unmeasured). Whisk. Garnish and serve to wet bowl. Serves 2 Service with towel and wine porter.

Makes 5 serves.

Champignon Bruschetta

Prepare dry crust and toast. Finely coriander dry mushroom and season with fresh sea salt. Serves with red.

Smoked sirloin

Install wet chips to bar grill and ignite. Install pan salted sirloin to grain and remove char. Serve with broccoli, asparagus, and melon. Serves with red and refil.

Creme soaked trifle

Soak soft sponge in cool jelly and port to a 4" tray, cover with soft creme and iced with cream. Serves with red.

** ** service is magnifique

Organic, local vegetables stuffed with tuna, onion, garlic, cherry plum tomatoes and roasted squash served with organic sauteed vegetable trotolle, topped with a free-range, local, fried egg