tumblrs feminist movement

Tumblr: THIS PERSON IS GAAY. THEY ARE SO GAY OH MY GOD MY GAY BBBAABIESS

ME: Well the cannon is that they are actually straight but it’s cool, we’ve all got our ships, just so long as you don’t demand it to happen and complain when it doesn’t.

Tumblr: OH MY GOD THIS PERSON IS CANNON GAY THEY HAVE TO BE IF THEY ARENT IM GONNA GO AND HARASS THE CREATOR AND TELL THEM TO KILL THEMSELVES BECAUSE I HEADCANNON THEM AS GAY AND WE ALL KNOW CREATORS HAVE TO CATOR TO ME BECAUSE IM IMPORTANT

Me: Well.. That’s not really true. I mean you can ship what you want! But you can’t demand it to be cannon if the creator thinks otherwise….

Tumblr: OH MY GOD SHE HATES GAYS SHE HATES GAYS YOU HATE GAYS DON’T YOU

Advantages Women Have That Men Don’t

Biological

  1. When women are aroused, nothing large and hard pokes out. 
  2. Women are widely considered “the fairer sex”, which means if you face-swapped an attractive woman and an attractive man, the woman’s face on the man will almost always look less hideous than the man’s face on the woman. 
  3. They have superior flexibility.
  4. On average, they have longer life spans than men.
  5. Women are less likely to suffer from hemophilia, color blindness, and Duchenne muscular dystrophy.
  6. Women don’t get testicular cancer.
  7. No one has to ask, “who’s the mother?”

Social

  1. An attractive young woman always has the fallback option of becoming a “trophy wife”, and can do this without being nearly as ostracized as a man would be. 
  2. In most countries, women don’t have to worry about signing up for the draft.
  3. A woman is far less likely to work a dangerous job.
  4. A woman can beat and/or rape a man and still have a good chance of escaping without consequences.
  5. A woman can act “like a man” without the social repercussions a man has of acting “like a girl.”
  6. In most countries, a woman has more freedom to experiment sexually with other women.
  7. A woman has more freedom to cry and express emotions than a man.
  8. A woman has more freedom to dress and accessorize expressively (e.g. dye their hair, wear jewelry, etc.) than a man.
  9. If a woman applies for a position in the STEM fields, she is more likely to get the job than a man applying for the same position. 
  10. Society sees mothers as more valuable to their children than fathers.
  11. A woman can get into clubs for free, and can get free drinks (”Ladies Night”)
  12. A woman traditionally does not have to pay the bill on dates.
  13. A woman can more easily get out of being ticketed by police officers than men.
  14. Women and children get to leave sinking ships first.
  15. Women get to choose whether or not they have children, no matter what the father wants.
  16. Women have more shelters for abuse/domestic violence than men. Also, women are almost automatically assumed to be the victims of domestic violence, whilst men are assumed to be the abusers.

Do not call me “sweetie” or “pretty girl”
I am a forest fire, a hurricane without warning.
Not something to look at or psst to in passing.
I will rip limb from limb and create beautiful chaos in blood shed.
Jagged edges delicately wrapped in a deceiving smile.
Make my skin crawl, stir my insides with unwanted looks and anticipate my words of disgust.
I am a woman, these peaks and valleys are my own private art collection.
You are never entitled to view without permission,
I am my own.
Keep your words of lust, take your unwelcome glances elsewhere -
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Or else.

-lilyannsquitire

I consider the vegetarian movement to be the most important movement of our age. I believe this because I see in it the beginning of true civilisation. My opinion is that up to the present moment we do not know what civilisation means. When we look at the dead bodies of animals, whether entire or cut up, which with sauces and condiments are served at our table, we do not reflect on the horrible deed that has preceded these dishes; and yet it is something terrible to know that every meal to which we sit down has cost a life. I hold that we owe it to civilisation to elevate the whole of that deeply demoralised and barbarized class of people – butchers, cattle-drovers, and all others who are connected with the deplorable business. Thousands of persons are degraded by the slaughter-house in their neighbourhood, which condemns whole classes to a debasing and inhuman occupation. I await the time when the consummation of the vegetarian movement shall have created perfect men [and women], for I see in this movement the foundations of perfection. When I perceive the possibilities of vegetarianism and the heights to which it can raise us, I feel convinced that it will prove the redeemer of the world.
—  Anna Kingsford (1846 - 1888)

I decided to contribute to tumblr’s raging feminist movement that’s happening rn. 

The story behind this is that in middle school, I was on the back of the bus coming home and there was this guy sitting next to me, a typical class clown, and he kept putting his hand on my leg and sliding it further and further up, and I kept pushing him and his hand away, but he kept coming back and saying “Stop being that way, it’s only a joke. Come on.” and stuff like that. He ended up getting off before me which was good, but nobody around me tried to help and I was too afraid to tell anyone because I thought he might do it again, or worse. 

BBC: we want a fun show for kids
Moffat: sure okay, can I have some darker themes, to keep them interested?
BBC: sure, go ahead
Moffat: yay
*makes a fun children’s tv show*
4chan: awesome, great show, some not so good episodes, but a great show!
Critics: awesome, great show, some not so good episodes, but a great show!
Most of the internet: awesome, great show, some not so good episodes, but a great show!
Tumblrs “feminist” movement: FUCKING CISHET SCUM WHERE IS MY GENDERFLUID NONBINARY MALE TO FEMALE PRE OP TRANSGENDERED STRONG WOMYN CHARACTER #DONTYOUTHINKHELOOKSTIRED #NOFFAT