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psychic: *reads my mind*

my mind: Okay, asking somebody how long they believed in Santa Claus is so stupid, you can’t even consider the topic suitable for idle conversation. But if you still wanna know how long I believed in some old fat guy who wears a funky red suit, I can tell you this: I’ve never believed in him, ever. The Santa that showed up at my kindergarten Christmas festival, I knew he was fake. And I never saw mommy kissing Santa or anything. But I have to say, that even as a little kid, I knew better than to believe in some old man that only worked one day a year. Now, having said that, it wasn’t until I got older that I realized that aliens, time travelers, ghosts, monsters, espers, the evil syndicates and the anime/manga/fantasy flick heroes that fight said evil syndicates, were also fake. Okay, I guess I always knew those things were bogus, I just didn’t wanna admit it. All I ever wanted was for an alien, time traveler, ghost, monster, esper, evil syndicate, or the hero that fought them to just appear and say “Hey”. Unfortunately, reality is a hard road indeed. Yep, you gotta admit, the laws of physics definitely puts a damper on things. I even stopped watching those TV shows about aliens and ghosts and stuff. Aliens, time travelers, espers; of course they don’t exist, but a little part of me wishes that they did. I guess I’ve grown up and realized I can think about those things and still accept reality. But by the time I got out of junior high, I pretty much outgrew that kind of stuff and I guess I got used to the idea of living in an ordinary world. Just like that, I was in high school…that’s when I met her.

psychic: what the fuck

The signs as memes

Aries: netflix and chill

Taurus: finding ‘x’ in a crowd 

Gemini: quit telling everyone I’m dead

Cancer: why you always lyin?

Leo: john cENA 

Virgo: okay…that sounds fake but okay…

Libra: *takes a deep breath* “I lo-”

Scorpio: I’m always a slut for x

Sagittarius: straight outta x

Capricorn: I didn’t get no sleep ‘cos of y’all

Aquarius: miley, what’s good?

Pisces: psychic 

hogwarts houses as tumblr memes

hufflepuff: actual cinnomon roll

ravenclaw: -shoving breadsticks into purse- i’m feeling so attacked right now

gryffindor: QUIT TELLING EVERYONE I’M DEAD

slytherin:  okay. sounds fake but okay