some kid on tumblr: hey man if youre feeling down i like to take a nice hot shower to cheer me up

some fucking troglodyte: op clearly has never been depressed. in fact this post made my depression worse. nice going clarence Op why do you hate mentally ill people janet. why did you do this Kimberly

My favourite thing that happens on Tumblr™ is when some kid makes a really vitriolic sweeping statement about something and gets politely corrected so they make 11 posts about how Not Mad they are and how they didn’t care anyway and how ‘straights r wild’ or something.