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Humpday Hottie: Tumblr Hottie Wyatt Lane (NSFW with video!)
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If you’re on Tumblr as much as I am, you’ve probably run across one or twelve million hotties constantly throwing up selfies. Wyatt Lane is no different, thank god.

I’ve been following Wyatt on his various blogs for a while now because he is a guy who knows his audience. In this case, knowing one’s audience is a loose term that means posting numerous, incredibly sexy selfies at regular intervals. Oh, and he’s even popped up with a pair of incredibly gif-able jerk off videos.

Wyatt has one of those bodies that’s just super fit and lean. It’s that sort of youthful, hard-bodied hotness paired with his adorable face and smile (he used to have braces) that make him so follow-worthy. If you’re into the brain behind the beauty, Wyatt is also a pretty damn decent graphic artist.   

Yeah, some people just deserve to be on the internet. Check out the gallery below of Wyatt’s 30 hottest selfies. Scroll down further for one of his infamous jerk off flicks, which is obviously NSFW. I couldn’t embed the second one (I like this one better) but you can check out Wyatt’s other jack off video here.


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The Boys (TVD)

#VAMPIRE DIARIES

Characters: Klaus, Stefan x Reader

Storyline: You presented your new boyfriend to your two best friends who were jealous.

“Guys, I have something to tell you.” You say sitting down between Klaus and Stefan.

“What is it Y/N? Did you attack someone?”

“What? No!”

“You drank the whole bourbon bottle?”

“Yeah, but that’s not it. I met someone, months ago and I’m ready to present him.” Stefan glares at you for a moment, thinking maybe you’re joking.

“Who is it?” Klaus asks coldly, making you shiver.

“You don’t know him obviously. He’s a mundane, but he knows about us. So, don’t rip his heart out.” Stefan starts laughing.

“Yeah, Klaus.”

“Stefan, you too.” You wait a second before calling him. “Chuck, you can come in. They won’t bite.” As soon as you said that, the boys were on their feet with crossed arms. Chuck smiles and walks towards the duo. You realize it was maybe a bad idea making him come here.

“Hello guys. Nice to meet you.”

They have been staring for over an hour now, without saying a word. Stefan kept passing notes to Klaus, which he nods to answer. Your boyfriend seems to realize. “I better go, Y/N, I’ll call you.” He kisses your cheek and leaves.

You waited for it.

“Y/N WHAT THE HELL? WHERE DID YOU EVEN MET THIS GUY?”

“AND ARE YOU SURE HE CAN KEEP A SECRET BECAUSE I CAN MAKE HIM!”

“HAVE YOU SEEN HIS CLOTHES AND HAIR, REAL LIFE BARBIE KEN.” That’s when you realized what really was going on.

“Klaus, Stefan. Are you two jealous?”

No one spoke. “Do I need to spray you of vervain, to get my answer?”

“How can you not be jealous? He’s young and human.”

“I’m sorry guys. And, by the way he’s 22.”

Klaus smirks, “Does he know you’re 132 years old?” You smile at him.

“Shut up.”

                                 CHUCK: I don’t know who it is.