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in light of recent events involving the Josten Sass™ and its similarities to that of another fan-favourite brown-haired anti-authoritarian protag with an attitude problem, I give you:

the foxhole court, narrated by percy jackson.

  1. “I Am Offered A Foxy Deal”
  2. “I Meet The Worst Kind Of Twin Pun”
  3. “I Get Dragged Into Some Gay Shit”
  4. “My Troubled Past Comes Back To Haunt My Ass” 
  5. “I Strip, But Not In A Fun Way”
  6. “Coach Gets The Gang Together”
  7. “I Have The Worst Night Out, Ever”
  8. “I Get Dragged Into Some Gay Shit, Pt. 2″
  9. “I Become Kevin’s Super Secret Project”
  10. “I Go See A Doctor For The First Time”
  11. “We Kick Serious Jackal Butt, Sort Of”
  12. “I Don’t Want To Be On This Show”
  13. “I Want To Be On This Show”
  14. “We Get A Killer Phone Call”
Don’t blame yourself for the broken pieces, it’s not yours to keep anyway. I’ve done this to myself and I didn’t regret a thing - you; not ever, not even once. You made me yours, you made me your queen and shown me my purpose. We did our best though, to make it all alright, to make it last a little bit longer, but it was never for us and I don’t blame you for that at all.

So I want you to go on with your life, I’m not going to follow you this time. I want you to head at your place, to where you must go, to where you’re meant to go and be with. Do everything to survive and stand, so the next time we cross paths, I can finally see your smile again, for the first and last time.
—  d.r.n