turning off tumblr’s updated IM ‘online/offline’ feature

Whenever you’re logged in on your account, it’ll show a green dot next to your icon in the instant messaging list. ex:

Some of you people out there (like me) with anxiety problems might be panicking, or maybe you just like your privacy and don’t want people to be able to tell when you’re online every single time. Fortunately Tumblr did a good, and gives you the option to turn this feature off.

All you need to do is go to your account settings ( or go to http://www.tumblr.com/settings/account ), found here:

And turn off this option:

Now if you look, the green online dot is no longer there, but I’m still logged in! 

Sidenote that sideblogs don’t have the ‘availability’ option, only the main blog does, so you don’t need to worry about going to the settings of all your sideblogs to change this.

However know that if you have the availability setting turned ON, all of the sideblogs attached to that blog will ALSO be labeled as ‘online’ whenever you are logged in as well.

  • Jihoon: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.
  • Hansol: What if it bites me and it dies?
  • Seungkwan: That means you’re poisonous. Jesus christ, Hansol, learn to read.
  • Minghao: What if it bites itself and I die?
  • Junhui: It’s voodoo.
  • Wonwoo: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
  • Mingyu: That’s correlation, not causation.
  • Seungcheol: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?
  • Jeonghan: That’s kinky
  • Chan: Oh my God
  • Sehun: I'm cold
  • Jongin: Here, have my jacket
  • Jongdae: Hey, I'm cold too
  • Minseok: What? *takes off jacket* I fucking told you to bring more fucking layers but of course you didn't listen and now *piles scarves on Jongdae* I fucking have to make sure you don't fucking FREEZE to death but you’re fucking allergic to shirts so what the fuck did I expect and *takes somebody else's hat* how fucking long have you been cold you piece of shit you should've said something sooner
  • Jongdae: I have the best boyfriend

Hey guys! So in case you haven’t already heard - @ohohohobro and I ( @tobioslilgiant) are organizing a for-profit third years zine! The theme is going to be ‘Farewell’ which will focus on the bittersweet goodbyes soon to come. 

Possible pieces for the zine might center around nostalgia, graduation, time capsules, final matches, last hoorahs, belated confessions or whatever else you think might fit that theme! Don’t be afraid to get creative with it! We’re also open to receiving ‘gen’ and ‘ship-centric’ pieces for this zine, so long as the piece is not nsfw. 

Applications opened February the 27th and will close March the 27th

If you’re interested, please apply here

We’d really appreciate it if you guys could reblog this post to help us get the word out. Also! feel free to check out the @hqcaptainszine, run by @toondoon1010 that celebrates the haikyuu captains

If you have any questions, you can message us, or check our FAQ

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  • Chan: Hyung, why does Jihoon hyung love you so much?
  • Soonyoung: Because of my sweet moves. Check this one out.
  • Soonyoung: [Approaching Jihoon from behind] I’m coming in for a hug!
  • Jihoon: I’m not in the mood to be touched.
  • Soonyoung: Not a problem [backs away]
  • Soonyoung: That move is called “Listening and Respecting”.
  • Joshua: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life.
  • Jihoon: It would be nice to have my sense of purpose back.
  • Junhui: Oh, wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this.
  • Wonwoo: My will to live! I haven’t seen this in 150 years!
  • Minghao: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
  • Seungcheol: Mental stability, my old friend.
  • Joshua: Guys, could you lighten up a little?
The other day I was taking a walk when I saw this old guy trapped under a cart. People were trying to help him but it was too heavy so I stepped forward and lifted it off of him (I work out a lot). Then, this old police inspector told me I had to be a convict because of how strong I was. I looked him straight in the eye and said, ‘It’s 1815. Anyone can be strong, including non felons, women and gay people. The only person who’s weak here is you.’ He started crying and gave me 50 crowns while everyone clapped, even the nuns.
—  APH Prussia