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Teacher Au 2/3

Middle School
Teacher Au 2/3

-Tyler and Ethan are both elective teachers in the computer science department, so they teach all grades (6-8)
-Ty’s curriculum leans more towards programming and sort of? hacking? while Eth leans more towards graphic design and animation and stuff like that
-Ethan likes to make his class contribute to the latest dank memes because he’s a memelord and it’s fun for all of them
-Their classrooms are right across from each other and they’ll often drop by if they have a free period
-During the transition time between classes, they both stand sort of outside their doors to say hi to their students and make sure nothing bad is happening in the hall; they also use this time to tell each other shitty jokes
-Tyler has a coffeepot in his classroom because he’s extra like that and he’ll sometimes bring Ethan coffee while he’s teaching
-Sometimes they carpool because they live relatively close to each other and they hang out after school because they’re great friends and they don’t really have anyone to go home to
-Tyler has a hard time grading everything because a lot of the projects he assigns are really complex, Ethan will sometimes come over to help him grade stuff
-If there’s teacher drama going on, one will always be on the side with the other and they support each other when one of them is feeling down
-They’re both fiercely proud of their classes because many of their students are very talented
-Ethan will print out a lot of the designs and tape them all over his room, Ty’s room is also filled with them because Ethan just wants to share stuff
-There’s sort of a friendly banter/prank war between them and all the kids are on it and it’ll be like “what’s the silliest thing we can program Ethan’s computer to do when he receives a notification” or they’ll like program his cursor to not show up and in return Ethan and his class will spam their google drive with memefied Tyler edits or whatever
-The artistic kids sometimes draw Tythan fanart but it’s not that shippy so they don’t realize they’re being shipped
-Tyler and Ethan are always the first people to start dancing at the middle school dances to encourage the kids to join too and there’s lots of videos on Instagram and snapchat of them laughing as Tyler tries to teach Ethan how to do a waltz
-They don’t even realize they’re being shipped until they’re voted “best couple” in the yearbook like five times in a row
-bless

dang it tumblr, please let me somehow sort my dash. I’m begging you, @staff

let me move my mutuals’ personal posts to the top and the pretty art that’s not in any of my fandoms to the bottom. let me sort the tags in my feed so I can see the posts that most interest me in the few minutes I have anymore to browse.

let me block tags I don’t want to see without using third-party extensions.

people are talking about a mass migration and honestly it’s only a matter of time but the above would actually tempt me to stay.