tumblr staff is sassy

the level of sass on this site is growing by the second

anonymous asked:

What the frick is Tumblr hats

HEY KIDS GATHER ROUND 
I’M ABOUT TO TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT TUMBLR PRO 

ONCE UPON A TIME, THE TUMBLR STAFF DECIDED TO BE A BUNCH OF SASSY LOVABLE ASSLAMPS- THEY PUT TOGETHER TUMBLR PRO

IF YOU CLICK THAT BEAUTEOUS LINK, IT WILL LEAD YOU TO A SUPER RAD VIDEO 

FINALLY, IT WILL BRING YOU TO A STRANGE PLACE CALLED WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON OH COOL THIS LOOKS CHILL 

IF YOU CLICK THAT BUTTON

IF YOU FUCKING

CLICK THAT BUTTON

A HAT WILL DESCEND FROM THE HEAVENS UPON YOUR ICON 

LEAVING YOU 

DAPPER AS HELL