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On Underage Smut

As a 18+ roleplayer, I should NOT have to consistently remind minors over and over and over again that absolutely under no circumstances will I roleplay smut and anything relating to smut with someone who’s underage. It’s illegal. You’re going to get me trouble with the fucking law. Just because you don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t, and I’m not going to go spend time in jail because you just had to write porn.

“But I had to lie about my age! No one will RP with minors anymore!” 

Well gee fucking willikers! I wonder why that’s a thing? You think it has something to do with the fact that minors don’t care about the well-being of their adult partners and jump through hoops to get in on that saucy, naughty fiction?

Bitch all you want, but there’s a reason 18+ rpers won’t write with minors much these days, and it has everything to do with smut. Now how do you fix this? Just wait the next few years out and, when you’re finally legal, you can start sending in NSFW prompts. But, until then, keep it to yourself.

Tumblr RP Tips - Cutting Your Threads

To be courteous to your fellow followers, it’s a nice gesture to cut your threads when they get too long. This will help prevent cluttering up your dash!

How to reply to Asks.

When someone responds to your ask, it’s better NOT to reblog it. It’s difficult to trim down and keep things neat. 

Instead you have two options:

1) Make a whole new text post with your response!

Example:

The x in the brackets, or whatever symbol you want to use, is where you would insert the link that would take you directly BACK to the ask. This is just a rough format of what I do, so feel free to change up the style and execution! You just need to make sure there’s a link BACK to the ask and a link BACK to your roleplay partner so they will be tagged in their activity feed.

2) Reply directly to the Ask.

Example:

Here is how a reply looks on your dashboard. Click the reply button and it will automatically open a new post for you, like so:

The red circle is usually where it will say the users name replied to 'x’ post. You have the option of leaving it or changing it, depending on your taste.

In the event that the reply gets lost in your dashboard feed, you could either try copy and pasting it from your Activity Feed or through your Tumblr layout by going back to look at the notes.

How to Cut Threads.

This will require you to download XKit, or some other Tumblr extension that allows editable reblogs.

Here’s how it looks:

Here’s how it looks in action:

After clicking the circle icon with the pencil symbol, this will revert your post to the old format that we use to have on Tumblr. 

Typically one would edit a post when it’s on the third reply, like so:

Carefully highlight the items in that area and simply delete, leaving you with a nice post of just one reply from each partner!

I hope this is helpful to my fellow FFXIV Tumblr roleplayers! Please let me know if you have any questions!

The Last Unicorn Sentence Starters
  • No, no, listen. Don’t listen to me, listen.
  • It’s a rare man who is taken for what he truly is
  • There is much misjudgment in the world
  • We are not always what we seem, and hardly ever what we dream.
  • Where have you been?
  • And what good is that to me that you’re here now?
  • I like being brave, but I will be a lazy coward again if you think that would be better.
  • If I do not return, think of me. Farewell.
  • How can I be cruel? That is for mortals.
  • Can you really rhyme ‘bloomed’ and 'ruined’?
  • I did not know that I was so empty, to be so full.
  • There are no happy endings because nothing ends.
  • Why won’t you help me? Why must you always speak in riddles?
  • Well, men don’t always know when they’re happy.
  • Everything dies! I want to die when you die.
  • I can feel this body dying all around me
  • You are losing my interest, and that is very dangerous.
  • But I’m always dreaming, even when I’m awake; it is never finished.
  • My secrets guard themselves. Will yours do the same?
  • Your name is a golden bell hung in my heart. 
  • I would break my body to pieces to call you once by your name.
  • Shut up, you pretentious kneecap!
  • Love is slowing you down, I will catch you at last, if you love much more.
  • I’m a little afraid to go home.
  • I am sorry. I have done you evil and I cannot undo it. 
important. <3

( it’s come to my attention that despite my trying to maintain my rep as a big pissy balloon, this community has cottoned on to the fact that i might actually be a kind of caring and supportive person. many of you have come to me for support in the last few months and, if i’m honest…?

i love it. i love supporting others, i love helping to solve problems and resolve conflicts, and i love that i can genuinely consider myself a part of this community. if we’ve roleplayed more than once i consider you a friend; if i have you on discord i highkey consider you a close friend. i want to keep on loving all of you and being a source of support and positivity.

that’s why i have to make this announcement. there have been experiences over the months which have very negatively affected my mental health and deeply impacted my enjoyment of this blog and my ooc relationships. for my own wellness, i have had to make a very difficult decision.

i am imposing a firm boundary on people coming to me with unproductive negativity about other individuals in the community. what this means is that if you are not specifically approaching me to ask for assistance or advice with regards to conflict resolution, i do not want to hear negative speech about other tumblr roleplayers. i ask that you seek other means of support for this kind of venting.

thank you for your understanding. i care about all of you very much and i hope anyone who needs clarification on this point feels that they can come to me to communicate.

please give this post a like if you’ve read it. )

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ATTENTION ROLEPLAYERS OF TUMBLR!

Cherubplay.co.uk is an amazing roleplay site for ANY fandom and OCs!

You get to read prompts and choose which ones you want to connect to. The prompts are all organized by Categories so you pick what you are into.

You can post your own prompts and let people take your prompt to rp with you!

You do not need to keep the tab open to keep the RP active, the chat is saved to your account so you can check it whenever you want!

Cherubplay.co.uk is honestly the best roleplay site I have ever come across and I highly recommend you check it out!

WRITE WITHIN THE CRITICAL ROLE UNIVERSE? RUN A GROUP UNIVERSE OR AN INDEPENDENT ROLEPLAY? REBLOG & SHARE

Greetings, I’m Epi—independent roleplayer going on four years strong; this post is for connecting Critical Role roleplayers across tumblr and seeing who else out there is writing for these crazy, god-wannabe, suspicious af, wont-die-with-dignity heroes. here’s how we do this thing:

  • Share and Reblog this post if you have: a CR character, an OC within the universe, or character universes related to CR
  • Share your deets: add your characters, how to best start interaction with you in the Critter Alert! section of this post
  • Use the Notes: to find other roleplayers and connect!
  • Feel free: to create new masterlists to connect people further down the line

Critter Alert! This blog currently interprets Keyleth, the Voice of the Tempest, and Raishan, the Diseased Deceiver. The best way to contact me is via the messenger option on tumblr and I adore both long form, and short form writing; I am a meme monstah.

Post Notes: This post was created on June 11th, 2017.

That’ll be all—Have fun and keep writing, critters!

fellow tumblr roleplayers, may i introduce to you my pet project - the plus sized & plus-esque face claim directory (with resources)!

as of july 2016, this directory currently contains 84 87 plus sized & ‘plus-esque’ face claims, sortable by gender identity, age range, availability of resources, and occupation. all of the faces listed have at least one resource (ie gif hunts) available which can be accessed by clicking on their name or photo.

the directory includes faces who are more traditionally considered ‘plus sized,’ as well as people who may be ‘plus sized’ for their industry, or just people with fuller figures / rounder faces / more curves than a majority of face claims i often see on tumblr. please remember that i am not trying to make a statement about what ‘counts’ as plus sized - i’m just trying to help offer a wider variety of faces to the rpc.

i would love to continue adding faces to this directory as time passes and more resources become available! there is a distinct lack of non-binary and trans faces on this list, which i’d really like to remedy in the future. if you have suggestions of any faces to add to the list, or you create any resources for a face who is not currently listed, please let me know so that i can add them!

click here to visit the directory!

There are just simply some missions that no ordinary man can do. Then again, Mr. Hunt is no ordinary man. Your mission, tumblr roleplayer, should you choose to accept it, is to like and/or reblog this very post and follow if you are interested in roleplaying with ETHAN HUNT from the Mission: Impossible franchise! Prepare for unexpected twists and turns at every corner, spy things galore, explosions, chases, and globetrotting at every seen opportunity when the case calls for it. You will not regret it. This taped message will self destruct in three… two…one… FOLLOW.

Game Grumps Starters!
  • "Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh!"
  • "I can't get off!"
  • "THIS IS BULLSHIT!"
  • "____, don't leave!"
  • "NO. I'M FUCKING DONE!"
  • "No you're not!"
  • "_____! I LOVE YOU!"
  • "WHAT IS THIS?!"
  • "WHAT IS MY LIFE?!"
  • "I'm stuck!!!"
  • "I CAN'T DO IT, ____!!"
  • "I CAN'T EITHA!!"
  • "I CAN'T FUCKING DO IT!!"
  • "YOU CAN GIVE UP NOW OR YOU GOTTA FIGURE IT OUT!!! BECAUSE I CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU AND I KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT ME!!!!"
  • "I APPRECIATE IT! BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH, MAN!!!"
  • "YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!!!!!!!"
  • "YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND DUDE!!!!!!!!"
  • "YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT! YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY - What I've been willing to put up with today?"
  • "NOT FUCKING THIS!!!"
  • "OH, I'M OOOOFF!"
  • "I'M SUPERMAAN!!"
  • "I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!!!"
  • "That was a beautiful little moment we just had."