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Pick up lines

Person: Simon

Prompt: 35. I’ll just tell your mom on you. & 97. Are you trying to flirt? Because, you’re embarrassing yourself.

You were sitting on the couch minding your own business when you felt someone jump next to you.

“Can I help you?” You asked while your eyes were still glued on the tv. You heard someone clear their throat.

“Did you fall from heaven because you looked fucked.” A voice said. You immediately recognized the voice and let out a laugh.

“Oh my god!” You laughed out while looking at a distressed Simon. His eyes were wide and his mouth slightly agape causing you to laugh even more.

“That’s not what I meant,” he shouted out while turning to look at you with a slight smile on his face, “I meant like did you fall from heaven cause like you look really-”

“Are you trying to flirt? Because, you’re embarrassing yourself.” You stated while holding back laughter. Simon let out a groan and glared at you.

“I’m trying to be polite here!” He said while throwing his hands in the air.

“Well you might wanna try again.” You chuckled out.

“No you know what, I’ll just tell your mom on you.” Simon said while pulling out his phone.

“Oh no, you’re gonna call my mommy, whatever shall I do?” You muttered while grabbing his phone. Simon let out a laugh and wrapped his arms around you.

“I meant to say you were beautiful basically.” Simon said while placing a kiss on your forehead. You let out a giggle and looked up at him.

“I know. You just suck at it.” You said while laughing.

“Did you fall from heaven cause you look fucked.” You mimicked him. Simon let out a laugh at your attempt to make your voice as low as his.

“I’ll tell you what,” he started out, “if you promise to drop this I’ll never flirt again.” He said while smiling at you.

“Deal.” You mumbled while kissing his cheek. Simon smiled and leaned in about to close the gap between you two.

“Wait I have to tell you something real quick!” You said while backing up slightly. Simon raised his eye brows.

“Did you fall from heaven cause you look fucked!” You laughed out. Simon sighed and hid in the crook of your neck in shame knowing you were never going to let this go.

Please excuse the hastily made edit. I know I already did a follow forever to celebrate 3k but I remember some of you guys asked for tumblr awards so I’m doing this too :)


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