tumblr gets deep

If one of those edgy “Pink Diamond turned into Lion after dying” theories turn out to be true:

Eyeball: My Diamond, you’re alive! It’s a miracle!

Lion in some kind of garbled Scooby-Doo-esque voice: Rweah, it is.

Eyeball: This is perfect! We can start the conquest of Earth all over again. With Rose’s army whittled down to a single squadron, we’ll crush them!

Lion: Roh, my Ruby. Ree must rotect the Rearth.

Eyeball: But why?!

Lion: Rwoo words, my Ruby: Rion Rickers.